401 “AV Shooting Guide” 364: Perfect blending

Qiao Qiao was almost escorted downstairs to the dormitory by Lian Yi.

“Go, go, the skirt must not go above the knees, otherwise I will ‘cut’ it off for you myself.” Lian Yi gestured about ten centimeters above Qiao Qiao’s knees, “Your upper body is not attractive, so you can only show your legs.”

“…Thank you for not directly saying that my breasts are small.”

“Fortunately, small breasts are also very cute.” Lian Yi tilted her head, “After all, I am also following the ‘small breasts’ route.”

Qiao Qiao’s black line: “You are actively poor, and I am passively poor. What’s the essential difference?”

Lian Yi thought for a while and suddenly realized: “It makes sense. I can obviously wear prosthetic breasts to disguise my 36D size. Alas, it seems it’s too late now.”

The two exchanged a few words, and Qiao Qiao went upstairs to the dormitory at Lian Yi’s urging.Opening the closet, I found that she really didn’t have many “fashionable” clothes. The main problem was of course that she was too poor, and she had just spent all her clothing expenses to buy skin care products. There were a lot of clothes in the closet, but they were all styles from a few years ago.

It didn’t matter, Qiao Qiao randomly picked a skirt and put it on. She didn’t really plan to do anything anyway, so she could just deal with Lian Yi.

After going downstairs, Lian Yi’s face turned into a long one.

“I really doubt you are a woman.” He tugged at the fabric on Qiao Qiao’s shoulders, “Are you wrapping yourself up so tightly because you want to be COS rice dumplings? I, a person who has abstained from sex for a week, have no desire for you, let alone a normal man.”

Qiao Qiao shrugged: “But I don’t have any other clothes.”

“Really?” Lian Yi tilted his head and suddenly smiled, “Then I will go and check it myself.”

After saying that, he bypassed Qiao Qiao and walked directly into the girls’ dormitory!

“Hey!” Qiao Qiao was so frightened that he grabbed him and looked nervously in the direction of the dormitory aunt, “What are you doing! If a man comes in, the dormitory supervisor will call the police!”

“What are you afraid of?” Lian Yi winked mischievously, “Who do you think can find out?”

The tugging between the two attracted the attention of the dormitory supervisor, but even the aunt who was known as the ‘fiery eye’ just frowned at them and moved away, completely unaware of Lian Yi’s true gender.

“Look. No one will notice. Come on, take me to your dormitory.”

“But you are a man…”

“So much nonsense?” Lian Yi raised an eyebrow, “Believe it or not, I cut into a male voice and shouted a few words?”

“No, no, no…if you have something to say, please say it.”

Only then did Lian Yi continue to walk in with satisfaction. He had no consciousness of “stowaway” at all. He would poke his head in every dormitory with open doors he passed by, which scared Qiao Qiao and pulled him hard.

“You women are usually so tightly wrapped in the dormitory?” Lian Yi asked in disbelief, “How come there’s no one naked?”

“Why do you have to be naked in the dormitory???”

“Why aren’t you naked? Aren’t you too hot in so many clothes? In summer, you can see people walking around in the corridor of the men’s dormitory. It’s very interesting.”

Qiao Qiao held her forehead, she was too lazy to explain to Lian Yi the difference between men and women’s views on nudity.

“Huh? What are they doing?” Lian Yi stared curiously at a few girls jumping in the corridor not far away.

“It’s time to do weight loss exercises.”

Lian Yi showed a look of understanding: “It turns out that the girls’ dormitory is like this. It is indeed a little different from the men’s dormitory. Fortunately, I came to do an on-site inspection today.”

Qiao Qiao: “…You have wanted to come in for a long time, right?”

Lian Yi: “Hee hee, it’s hard not to tear things apart.”

Finally arriving at his dormitory, Qiao Qiao went in first and walked around to make sure there was nothing ‘unexpected’ before he dared to lead Lian Yi in.

“Your dormitory is quite nice.” Lian Yi looked around curiously, “Does each person have a room?”

“Yes.” Qiao Qiao slapped his outstretched right hand, “Don’t move it. Everything on the table belongs to my roommate.”

“Cheapskate, just take a look.”

Hearing something moving outside, Zhu Yan curiously poked her head out to see: “Hey, Qiao Qiao, is this your friend?”

“Uh…right.”

“Hello, sister.” Lian Yi showed his standard ‘nice smile’, “I will stay here for a while and I won’t disturb you for too long.”

“Wow, so cute!” Zhu Yan rushed out with gleaming eyes, “Oh my god, your skin is so good, why are there no pores at all? The eyes are big and round, and you are born with deer eyes. I feel so sore! Oh, oh, oh, although this sounds a bit perverted, little sister, can I pinch your face?”

Lian Yi smiled and moved her face towards her, and Zhu Yan pinched her twice gently while trembling.

She covered her chest: “It’s so tender! Silky than chocolate! Ah, is this the skin of a beautiful girl?”

Qiao Qiao: “…Zhu Yan, please calm down.”

Zhu Yan turned around and glared at Qiao Qiao: “Why didn’t you bring such a lovely friend to me earlier!”

“Uh, I didn’t know you were good at this…”

“Actually, I’m also confused.” Zhu Yan took two steps back and looked up and down at Lian Yi, “I used to feel jealous when I saw cute girls even though they didn’t say it on their lips, but your friend will never let me feel this way. Instead, he just wants to take good care of her. Isn’t it amazing?”

Qiao Qiao: …because he is a man.

Lian Yi suddenly said: “Sister, do you want to hug me?”

“Okay, okay!” Zhu Yan wished for it.

So Lian Yi buried himself in Zhu Yan’s chest naturally…

He even blinked at Qiao Qiao while burying his head, his face full of pride after succeeding in his plot.

Qiao Qiao looked at the sky, but she could no longer see it.

Zhu Yan yelled: “Little sister, you need to eat more. You are so thin that it hurts your hands to hold her.”

Renyi: “Yeah, thank you sister for your concern.”

While the three of them were saying this, the bathroom door opened, and Jin Siqi came out wrapped in a bathrobe, wiping her hair as she walked. The front of the bathrobe seemed to be closed but not closed, and a pair of full and bulging D breasts were looming.

Lian Yi’s eyes lit up immediately. He got out of Zhu Yan’s arms and went over to hold Jin Siqi’s hand: “Hello, sister, I am Qiao Qiao’s friend. I followed her here without saying hello. I didn’t disturb you, right?”

Jin Siqi was a little confused: “Oh, no, no.”

“Wow, sister’s breasts are so big.” Lian Yi marveled and then looked down at her own Ma Pingchuan’s chest in distress, “Sister, can you tell me how to make my breasts as big as yours?”

Qiao Qiao: =Dan=, Renyi, you are a man! How can you have breasts if you don’t even have breasts!

He asked Jin Siqi what she was proud of, and she immediately raised her chin and started to give instructions: “Eat more soy products, stay up less late, and get more massages. But even if you do all these things, you may not have big breasts. It still depends on your genes.”

Renyi nodded seriously.

Qiao Qiao guarantees that he didn’t listen to a word he said!

Renyi: “Then can I touch them? I really want a pair of such beautiful breasts… ah no, such beautiful breasts.”

Jin Siqi frowned, it was too abrupt to make such a request after just a few words.

“Sister, don’t be angry.” There were tears in Lian’s eyes. “You don’t know, I was bullied by the boys in the class because I was flat-chested since I was a child. They also gave me the nickname ‘washboard’. My first boyfriend also broke up with me because he disliked me because I was flat-chested. The day after we broke up, he found a D-cup woman. Woo-hoo, I just want to know what a D-cup feels like, so he abandoned me without hesitation…”

Qiao Qiao was stunned.

Zhu Yan murmured: “Oh my god, so pitiful.”

What he said made those who heard it sad and those who saw it shed tears. Jin Siqi couldn’t refuse directly, so she pretended to be generous and said: “Okay, you can touch it.”

Renyi: “Wow, thank you, sister.”

After saying that, he grabbed it directly with both hands and began to knead and rub it unceremoniously.

Jin Siqi couldn’t help but hum. Why does this girl touch her breasts in the same way as a man?

After just a few touches, she felt hot all over and her face was red. Jin Siqi closed her bathrobe in embarrassment; “Are you ready? It’s almost done.”

Lian Yi reluctantly took back her hand: “Thank you, sister, my breasts are so soft.”

Qiao Qiao has been petrified on the spot.

After coming back to her senses, she dragged Lian Yi, who was in a good mood, into the bedroom and closed the door with a bang.

“What are you doing!” Qiao Qiao shook his shoulders frantically, suppressing his voice in order not to be discovered, “How can you directly touch someone’s breasts!”

“Why not?” Lian Yi said confidently, “I got her consent!”

“That’s because she doesn’t know you’re a man!”

“That’s right, so why not let her know forever? What else are you going to do? Tell your roommates that they were raped by a man just now?”

“You…” Oh my god, what he said actually made sense.

“Okay, don’t make a fuss.” Lian Yi lay down on Qiao Qiao’s bed, “Your place is not bad, it’s neater than I thought.”

Qiao Qiao was at a loss for words, and it took him a while to say: “I thought you didn’t like women.”

“What?” Lian Yi sat up, “We used to be colleagues. You know WAWA has no gay business!”

“Then you and Jiang Yu…”

“Hey, these are two different things. They can’t be confused, okay?” Lian Yi curled her lips, “It’s true that I like him. I would be happier if he was a girl, but he is a man. What can I do? I can only feel sorry for myself.”

Qiao Qiao felt that he really couldn’t keep up with Lian Yi’s brain circuit.

“Is this your wardrobe? It’s so shabby.” Lian Yi pulled up a piece of clothing in disgust, “I thought you were perfunctory so I found some old-fashioned clothes. It turns out that all your clothes are old-fashioned.”

“…I’ve been eating dirt for a long time, please give me a gentle spray.”

“I should have known I would take you to my house. We are about the same size, so you should be able to wear mine.”

Qiao Qiao followed suit: “I don’t have suitable clothes anyway, so why don’t you go? I’ll take you to play games. It’ll be fun.”

“No, I must let you find a handsome guy today.” Lian Yi held his chin and thought for a moment, then suddenly said: “Take off your clothes.”