292 “AV Shooting Guide” Chapter 291
by274: Q&A session
Zhou Yuanchuan dragged her to a corner and said helplessly: “I asked you to wait for me nearby, not to chat with others.”
Qiao Qiao looked excited: “But they all know Chinese.”
The man rubbed his brows: “Most of the people in this hall know at least three or four languages, and one-fifth of the world’s population speaks Chinese, so of course they can.”
Qiao Qiao: “I’m bored.”
Zhou Yuanchuan thought for a while: “Dessert will be served later, do you want to eat it?”
“Yes!”
“Then we agreed, don’t run around while eating dessert.” Zhou Yuanchuan pointed to a short distance away and made a circle for her, “Just within this range, okay?”
Qiao Qiao pouted: “Mr. Zhou, they didn’t realize that I am an ‘ordinary person’ and will not embarrass you.”
Zhou Yuanchuan was stunned: “Do you think I’m worried about this?”
He had always been mild-tempered, but this time he frowned: “I have never had such thoughts, and you are not ordinary. Don’t say such things again in the future.”
“Who is not ordinary?”
Qiao Qiao turned his head and saw a handsome Caucasian man wearing a tuxedo and tie walking over with a smile. When he saw Qiao Qiao, his eyes lit up: “What a beautiful and mysterious oriental beauty. Zhou, why don’t you introduce her to me?”
Ever since the incident in the underground boxing match, Qiao Qiao didn’t have a good impression of white people, although this man did look very attractive.
Zhou Yuanchuan looked very cold: “Ed, this lady and I still have something to discuss.”
Ed: “Zhou, they are all saying that you brought a female companion today – is she your muse?”
“No.” Zhou Yuanchuan said immediately, “She is my assistant.”
“That’s weird.” Ed smiled, “Why have I never seen your assistant in any academic journals?”
“You seem very free?” Zhou Yuanchuan took a sip of wine, “Aren’t you going to do the Arctic project?”
Ed’s face froze: “Zhou, if you hadn’t published the data one step ahead of time, I would have achieved great results.”
“Look, this is the importance of hard work.” Zhou Yuanchuan smiled.
Qiao Qiao had rarely seen him show such sharpness, but listening to the conversation, he seemed to be Zhou Yuanchuan’s competitor.
Is there anyone else as smart as Mr. Zhou?
Thinking of this, he couldn’t help but take a second look, but he happened to be caught by the other party. Ed was as surprised as if he had discovered a new world: “Zhou, your muse seems to have a crush on me.”
What is this person talking about?
He said this deliberately in English and nodded misleadingly at her, as if approvingly.Qiao Qiao didn’t understand it. Judging from the body language, it was probably a good word, so he could only imitate the other person’s look and fake smile + nod.
Zhou Yuanchuan closed his eyes.
Ed smiled maliciously: “An assistant who can’t even understand English? At this level, you can’t even get a master’s degree in your country, but he can actually attend such an important meeting with you.”
Zhou Yuanchuan: “I appreciate specialists more than all-rounders.”
“But I feel like she doesn’t even know the law of gravity.”
“I didn’t say she was a physics major, right?”
Ed raised his hands in surrender: “Okay, you always have a lot of excuses, but I will always pay attention to her.”
After saying that, he winked at Qiao Qiao slyly and discharged his electricity unscrupulously.
After Ed left, Zhou Yuanchuan turned around and asked Qiao Qiao solemnly: “To be honest, have you passed CET-4?”
…It’s really soul torture.
“P-past.”
“How many points?”
Qiao Qiao awkwardly reported a number, and Zhou Yuanchuan showed an expression of ‘as expected’.
“What were you talking about just now?” She felt embarrassed. “Did I do something wrong? Shouldn’t I smile at him?… I knew he was not a good person. He was really scolding me, right?”
“It’s okay.” The man hesitated, “Forget it, I’ll teach you some basic conversations when you get back to China, so you can almost understand.”
Qiao Qiao muttered in a low voice: “You obviously dislike me.”
Zhou Yuanchuan smiled helplessly: “The people who can get in here are all human beings. It doesn’t matter if you don’t speak, but it will be weird if you don’t understand. I don’t want you to be noticed by others.”
“Then why did you bring me out? Qin Qin will accompany me anyway.”
“You…” Zhou Yuanchuan endured it and hooked his hand at her, “Come closer.”
Qiao Qiao thought he was going to whisper something, so he tiptoed obediently and tried to listen, but he received a moderate bite from the man on his left cheek.
She covered her left cheek with a look of horror, but Zhou Yuanchuan acted as if nothing had happened, so serious that he couldn’t tell what ridiculous thing he had just done.
This is… a very professional and serious banquet, right?
“Starting from today, you have to memorize vocabulary words.” The man began to make a plan. “You don’t need to buy books. There is a language environment here. You can start learning from various placards.”
“Ah?” Qiao Qiao’s head was spinning, “Mr. Zhou, please spare me.”
He chuckled: “Study well and you will be rewarded.”
“Eh?” He immediately became excited, “What reward?”
“Well…” Zhou Yuanchuan thought for a while, “How is my body? You can do whatever you want to me.”
Qiao Qiao’s interest waned: “Oh.”
“Then what do you want?”
“Money…” Qiao Qiao coughed lightly, “It would be better if I could count how much I would give each word.”
Zhou Yuanchuan: “I suddenly feel so frustrated.”
“…”
The two chatted for a while, and then the banquet’s routine question-and-answer game began. The banquet organizer drew questions from a cardboard box prepared in advance. The person who answered correctly the most times would receive a bouquet of flowers and a banquet badge.
Needless to say, it is not that difficult to win a badge in such a gathering of big guys.Therefore, many students who come with their tutors are eager to get started. This is the best opportunity to make a name for themselves in academia.
Zhou Yuanchuan asked in a low voice: “Want to play?”
Qiao Qiao: “Think! Let’s form a team. We can definitely win with you here.”
The man smiled and shook his head: “I can’t participate.”
“Why?”
“…the impact is not good.”
Qiao Qiao understood immediately that his rank must be too high, just like a king competing in the bronze round, and winning would be disgraceful.
“What type of question is it? If it’s all about mathematics and physics, I’d be out of luck.”
Zhou Yuanchuan shook his head: “No, after all, it is entertainment in nature. Of course, there are some questions of that kind, but not many. The questions in the past three years have been relatively complex and covered a wide range of fields.”
“…You actually studied the question bank from previous years?” Is this the self-cultivation of a top student?
The man was a little helpless: “I didn’t mean it, but I have a good memory. Once I hear it, I won’t forget it.”
While we were chatting, the first question came out.An old man with gray hair stood one step taller and read the questions in English. Zhou Yuanchuan then translated in a low voice for Qiao Qiao.
“In alpha particle scattering——”
“Okay, okay.” Qiao Qiao interrupted, “Skip this question.”
Zhou Yuanchuan hesitated before he spoke: “Actually, as long as you have a little understanding of the top ten experiments in physics, this question will -”
Qiao Qiao said decisively: “Skip it!”
The second question is, what is the occupation of the Red Lantern?
No one answered. The several doctoral students who were gearing up just now looked at each other in confusion. Qiao Qiao shouted loudly: “Pilot!”
The old man on the stage smiled and nodded.
Although it was in Chinese, everyone present could understand it, so Qiao Qiao got a point. Several doctoral students looked back at her with eyes mixed with envy, jealousy and other emotions.
“…Don’t they all watch “Galaxy Legion”?”
Zhou Yuanchuan: “A movie?”
Qiao Qiao said melancholy: “If this kind of question is asked on other occasions, it will give you points.”
Next, she answered several ‘send points’ questions in succession.
“In XX, Heavy Rain Company released a ninja-themed game, the name is——”
“”Jump Ninja”!” She even cleared all levels.
“What variety show did the Dukes become famous on?”
“Maple Sugar Talent!” was so good that she followed the whole season.
“The smelliest food in the world?”
This is a bit difficult.
Qiao Qiao said calmly: “It’s most likely canned herring, but it could also be seal-pickled petrels. Although I haven’t eaten it, it is said that the smell is similar.”
The old man nodded in surprise and gave her another point.
Qiao Qiao felt that the gazes of those doctoral students on her were on fire.
Alas, I also want to keep a low profile, but my strength doesn’t allow it.
Her strategy was actually very simple. She gave up all academic questions and focused on all kinds of weird questions. And luckily, she was able to answer most of them.
At the end of the game, the total score was calculated, and Qiao Qiao won by a narrow margin.
“Wow!” Qiao Qiao hugged Zhou Yuanchuan with joy, “I actually won! I won!”
Zhou Yuanchuan pursed his lips, his eyes full of smiles: “You have always been very powerful.”
The old man handed her a bouquet of flowers and solemnly pinned a party badge to her chest.People in the audience applauded one after another, and Qiao Qiao was so happy that he felt like he was floating down the stairs.
Zhou Yuanchuan supported her: “Let’s go back. You got the badge. If you don’t leave early, you will be blocked by reporters. Every year, the champion must be interviewed.”
“Ah? Then hurry up and leave.” Qiao Qiao scratched his head, “If anyone knew that I won prizes by answering questions like that, they would definitely laugh.”
“How could it be?” Zhou Yuanchuan squeezed her hand tightly, “Everyone is good at different fields.”
“Oh, that’s right.” Qiao Qiao randomly stuffed the bouquet into the man’s arms, “It’s for you.”
Zhou Yuanchuan subconsciously took it and said blankly: “Send it to me?”
“Yeah.” Qiao Qiao glanced wildly, “Although I don’t know what kind of flower it is, I thought it matched you very well when I first saw it. I had long wanted to give it to you if I won, but I was afraid that I would be embarrassed if I couldn’t win. Fortunately – huh!”
She let out a small exclamation, her waist tightened, and she was suddenly pulled into the man’s arms.
Zhou Yuanchuan held her tightly, burying his face in the crook of her neck and constantly inhaling and exhaling, as if he was trying his best to suppress something.
Many people have already noticed this, Qiao Qiao struggled carefully: “Mr. Zhou… you, let me go first.”
The man ignored it and tightened his arms.
Okay, give up and hug me if you want.
“It’s hard to understand the behavior of people giving plant reproductive organs to each other.” After a while, he finally whispered, “But now, I seem to understand the meaning of its existence.”
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