[R18] It turns out you all want to have sex with me – “So You All Want to Fuck Me” Chapter 64 [English]

64. Tang Jiji’s scheming

Answer the phone in a quiet and closed environment, and others can vaguely hear the conversation even if they don’t deliberately listen.Tang Yifei locked the car door because he was afraid that Gu Pan would get out of the car and run away. Gu Pan thought that Gu’s mother was just going to urge her back. She thought it would be too troublesome to get in and out of the car in just a few dozen seconds, so she didn’t plan to get out of the car to answer the phone.

So Tang Yifei listened to the corner in passive mode.

“Hey, Mom.” Gu Pan glanced at the fruit in his hand, praying in his heart that these things would work later.

“When will you come back?”

Gu Ma’s tone sounded quite calm, but the more it sounded like this, the more terrifying it was for Gu Pan.

“I…will go back right away.” They were all downstairs.

“You’ve been saying this since an hour ago.” Gu Ma’s tone rose two degrees, “Are you out with a man?”

I really told you…

Gu Pan glanced at Tang Yifei, who was pretending not to hear anything. He felt that the call might not be able to be closed, so he was about to open the car door and get out of the car, but when he pulled it, he found that the car door was locked.

She quickly pulled Tang Yifei’s sleeves, attracted he’s attention and pointed to the car door.

But just a few seconds of silence made Gu’s mother lose her patience, and her voice suddenly became louder, “Gu Pan, what are you doing! You don’t bring home a boyfriend even if you have a boyfriend. Do you know what your second aunt said about me today! She said that I am an incompetent mother! I don’t even know that my daughter has a boyfriend, and she arranges a blind date blindly! I told you to give me an explanation today.”

Looking at Gu Pan through the phone, he could feel Gu’s mother’s grievance and anger. After all, he was the last to know that his daughter had a boyfriend, which was indeed a bit difficult to accept from a mother’s perspective.

Gu Pan knew that Gu’s mother was really sad this time, and immediately withered.

But Tang Jiji on the side was very energetic.

Isn’t this just like dozing off and being handed a pillow? When I was worried about how to break into Xiao Mung Bean’s house, a good opportunity came to my door.

But if this thing is done too deliberately, Xiao Mung Bean might notice and hate him.

Tang Feiji felt that his mind had never turned so fast in his life. He pretended to help Gu Pan open the car door, and then took out his mobile phone to play music while Gu Pan lifted his legs to walk out, pretending that the phone was ringing, and then said ‘hello’.

In order to make himself look more natural, he deliberately lowered his voice, but when he appeared a second before Gu Pan was about to open his mouth to explain to Gu’s mother, it was like the sound of breaking through the clouds and cracking the silk.

Mother Gu over there immediately exploded, “I heard a man’s voice! You are indeed with a man, you bring him back! I want to see him now, and I want to see what kind of wild man makes my daughter crazy!”

I’m not, I don’t have it!

Gu Pan almost cried with anger. When he looked back, Tang Yifei was looking at her innocently with his eyes open. He had cleverly locked the screen of his phone, as if he had just hung up the phone.

“No, it was just passing by…” Gu Pan was about to explain, but Gu’s mother over there had already hung up the phone.

Feeling powerless, Gu Pan had no choice but to sit back in Tang Yifei’s passenger seat, holding the fruits and snacks he just bought in his arms, staring at the street lights not far away in a daze.

“Consultant…I just…I thought I couldn’t hear you.” Tang Yifei almost wanted to award himself a Best Actor Award in his heart, but his face still looked innocent and ignorant, “I’m sorry.”

“It doesn’t matter…” Because he thought he knew Tang Jiji’s IQ, he didn’t raise any suspicion at all, so he responded carelessly. He was already thinking about where to spend the night tonight, so he took out his phone and started looking for a nearby hotel.

“Otherwise, in order to compensate you…”

Tang Yifei’s chest began to feel restless. He paused, swallowed, calmed his heartbeat slightly, and then spoke again:

“I’ll pretend to be your boyfriend and go meet your mother.”

When Gu Pan heard this, he was stunned for a moment, then turned his head at an extremely slow speed and looked at Tang Yifei.

During the time when she turned her head, countless thoughts flashed through Gu Pan’s mind. The first one was of course questioning Tang Fei’s IQ, but after about a few seconds, she felt that this idea seemed… OK?

“This…isn’t good.” After all, Tang Jiji is his boss, and Gu Pan hasn’t gone that far. “My mother is very difficult to deal with.”

“I’m not afraid.” A duck in the mouth can’t fly. Tang Yifei immediately patted his chest to assure himself, “My mother is also very difficult. Don’t worry, I’m the best at dealing with parents at this age!”

Thinking about the violent storm that was about to break out at home, and thinking about his warm little quilt, Gu Pan struggled in his heart for five minutes before finally nodding his head.

“Then…I’m sorry to trouble you, I will try my best to get you out as soon as possible…”

Tang Jiji was so happy that he succeeded. He immediately locked the car door again and took Gu Pan to a nearby shopping mall to buy a bunch of gifts. He also got himself another outfit. With his hands full, he followed Gu Pan upstairs.

“This… these things… I will pay back the money.” Gu Pan thought about the small amount of money he had just saved, then looked at the two mountains in Tang Yifei’s hands, tears almost coming out.

“No need!” Tang Yifei was jumping up and down the stairs, and as soon as he said the words, he remembered something else, “But I also have something to trouble you with.”

Gu Pan, who is soft-spoken and short-handed, immediately said: “What’s the matter? I will go through fire and water without hesitation!”

Seeing the little mung bean on the hook, Tang Yifei was so excited that his voice began to tremble slightly.

“You take two days to go back with me during the Spring Festival, and you can also lie to my mother.”

If it weren’t for the fact that both hands were holding something, Tang Yifei would have wanted to clap his thighs and applaud himself.

Plane, plane, you are so smart that you are the invincible thunderbolt in the universe, spinning and jumping with your eyes closed!

“Okay!” When he thought of his stupid son being so loyal to him, Gu Pan felt embarrassed and agreed directly.

At this moment, Tang Yifei could not wait to rush out and turn himself into a firework, which would explode for Gu Pan to see.

Walking to the door, Gu Pan knocked on the door, and when he opened the door, he saw Gu’s mother standing inside the door, with an unhappy look on her face.

Probably because he didn’t expect that Gu Pan actually brought someone up, he didn’t have time to manage his expression. But when he looked closely and saw someone following Gu Pan, his expression immediately became polite, “Oh, I didn’t know that a guest was coming, and I didn’t prepare anything. What should I do? What should I call this gentleman?”

…Where is the wild man we promised?

Gu Pan complained in his heart, but he didn’t dare to say anything.

I was in a hurry just now and didn’t discuss with Tang Yifei what kind of state he would be in when he went upstairs. Now Gu Pan was really anxious.

If Tang Yifei talked to Gu Ma in his usual natural state, it would be like a GG kind of battle.

“My surname is Tang and my name is Yifei. Hello.”

Unexpectedly, the man behind him suddenly changed his face and his voice deepened, giving him an unprecedented sense of stability.

“I often hear Pan talking about you, saying that you are gentle and beautiful, which makes people feel like a spring breeze. It’s better to meet than to hear. I want to call you aunt but I can’t say it. I don’t know if it would be a bit rude to call you sister directly.”

Oops!I even learned how to flatter you!?

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When the mountains have no edges and corners~

When the river stops flowing~

Being a stupid son is no longer stupid~

All things in heaven and earth become necessary~

[Is there something strange mixed in?