[R18] Falling into the H game – “Caught in the H Game” Chapter 192 [English]

Extra: Confessions of little buns

1. tiger bag

I heard from my father that I was an accident, which caught everyone off guard, but I was the child that my mother had been waiting for for a long, long time… about four hundred years ago. My mother had accumulated more than four hundred years of maternal bursts and insisted on giving birth naturally. It is said that it took two days and two nights to give birth to me. She was almost as old as my mother and I was almost there. In the end, Father Gu ignored my mother’s objections and used magic to take me out of my mother’s belly.

“Exceptionally talented.”

It is also said that this is everyone’s first thought or sentence when they first see me. There is no doubt that I am my father’s son, and my father is very happy.

It was just fun for a while.

When my father, Father Yue, Father Gu, Father Wolf, and Father Qi realized that my mother would not take her eyes off me for a second, nor let go of me for more than a minute, my miserable life began.

“He is the eldest son. I have to protect my younger siblings in the future. I can’t pamper him so much.”

“A son must be raised by his father. We were all raised by our father and know how to raise children.”

“But, but I can’t bear it…” My mother once resisted softly.

“You can’t lose at the starting point in life.”

“A loving mother often loses her son.”

“You don’t want him to stay with you for the rest of your life, right? Being together forever is more important than being together temporarily. The sooner you practice, the better.”

“Okay…” Mom was finally convinced and handed me over to my father to raise me.

Mother!Why don’t you hold on a little longer!Are you so anxious to practice at this moment?I was only three days old!!

2. Ancient bags

My birth is legendary.

First, when my mother was with my father, she was actually a little beast with rabbit ears and a big tail.

Secondly, my father was very envious of the tiger father having a son, so he said to his mother, “I will get you pregnant next time you are in heat.”

Thirdly, when my mother was pregnant with me, she experienced all kinds of crazy things. For example, a smart father said, “I heard that rabbits have a lot of births. I conceived after the Dongcui Yuan Shen was complete. Will there be five or eight in this pregnancy?”

Or a dad pretending to be stupid said, “I wonder if I will be born in human form or rabbit form?”

Another sinister father said, “Should we raise this child as a son or as a pet?”

Then even a certain father who was holding his eldest brother and not speaking was blasted away by my father with magic, so far away that he crossed the border and was not allowed to visit my mother until she gave birth.

Fourth, my mother was only pregnant with me in this pregnancy, in the shape of a human with rabbit ears. When I was born, I was only the size of a palm. I was born as soon as my mother’s belly sank, and I didn’t suffer much. Therefore, my father loved me very much. Compared to my miserable eldest brother, it was about a month after I was born, when I grew to the same size as an ordinary human baby, that my mother agreed not to carry me around day and night under the coaxing of my father.

Fifth, I really like to hear my mother talk about the love history with my fathers and those time-travel anecdotes. Of course, my mother will skip a lot of parts that are not suitable for children (I am very smart. When my mother’s eyes drift, I know that she is hiding something, although I don’t know what she is hiding. She just pretends that it is not suitable for children). However, no matter how coquettishly I try to ask my father after saying “I will make you pregnant next time”, my mother will cover her face with a miserable face and answer, “It’s very scary… don’t ask…”

Does this mean that if you want to skip the parts that are not suitable for children, there will be no disclosure at all?So my birth was legendary, right?

3. Monthly package + wolf package

We are twins, and I heard that our dads are enemies.(Beheaded)

Okay, I was wrong, they were a pair of wolves.(Beheaded again)

When we were first born, we were as wrinkled as buns, and my father-in-law insisted that we must be his. Is it possible to wait in line to get a baby?(Beheaded again)

In fact, mother and father are not mortals, and the process of getting married is extraordinary. If they cared about human secular concepts, they would not be together. However, father moon just likes to quarrel with father wolf. It is said that father wolf married mother first this time, but father moon tried every means to become a little wolf dog. Father wolf also acquiesced because he couldn’t help but want to enjoy mother’s shame. Father moon completely defeated father wolf in this aspect. Father moon was called a full-time wolf dog for a hundred years.(Continue to be slapped)

When we were three years old, we finally saw who we looked like. We didn’t lose or win, one person for each other. Fortunately, the result was fair. Otherwise, we don’t know how long Daddy Yue and Daddy Wolf would have been in love and killing each other. Mom said that if this went on, Daddy Yue and Daddy Wolf would be together… It sounds like no matter what kind of development it is, it seems good?We have long seen that Father Yue and Father Wolf enjoy this kind of fighting, okay?Otherwise, wouldn’t Father Gu know which of us belongs to whom just by counting?Anyway, it’s gratifying.(I was beaten in the end)

4. Kirbao

My name is “Zhi”, which means that the birth of a child is here.

After four brothers were born one after another, my fathers took it for granted that I must be a boy, so my birth was a big shock to them.

For example, I started to reflect on the past… I heard that it was a long time to reflect on the past… I probably didn’t get over it until I was one month old.

“No! You can’t let Xiaozhi come into contact with any man!”

“Including my brothers and us dads! All men cannot be trusted!”

“Build a embroidery building for her! She will stay there until she gets married and then leave.”

“Build the embroidered building in the deepest part of the Jianmu Mountains.”

“Get married when you are thirty.”

“This is too much, you bastards!” Mom couldn’t stand it anymore and protested sternly.

In the end, my parents decided to raise me with my mother, and chose what my mother called her “hometown.” It was a world of mostly monogamy and relatively equal equality between men and women. They thought it would be better for me to grow up here (?).

Because my brothers were overly isolated, they wanted me so much every time they could visit me, and each of my father’s faces would become darker than the other.

“Don’t worry about those double-standard bastards, Xiaozhi, just remember the general direction. Mom and grandma both want you to be happy. As long as you are kind-hearted, don’t commit crimes, or kill other people, you can be happy however you want, including love. As long as you are happy, your mother will not object to whoever you are with, and your fathers will not dare to object to you.”

“But I often see dads making mom cry, and mom is often angry with dads, right? Even if mom loves dad the most, I often see you hitting dad with cat paws. Although dad said he went too far, mom is just unhappy, isn’t she?”

These stinky men really talk nonsense to children.Du Dongcui choked, “Well, love is very subtle… The ups and downs are included in the package of love. Mom means that she doesn’t want you to have hatred or pain, and she doesn’t want you to mistake the hatred and pain of wrong love for true love. And sometimes when I get angry, it’s not really angry or really unhappy… Ah! It’s too complicated to distinguish this! In short, you will know it when you meet it!”

I haven’t met true love yet, but my brothers and I were involved in Dad Gu’s robbery. When the dads showed up to rescue us from the big monster, except for the eldest brother, the four little buns of us all hugged our respective dads and cried to death, but I saw the eldest brother also secretly wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes.

Because my brothers were often tortured to pieces by their fathers, they couldn’t help but secretly suspect that their fathers didn’t love them at all, and they only wanted to take care of them because they didn’t want to make their mother sad. After this battle, they really developed a feeling of admiration for their fathers.

Also because I saw with my own eyes the strength of fathers and the handsomeness of older brothers in protecting their younger siblings (I used to think that fathers were more stupid and good-natured than the other in front of my mother, and I also took it for granted that those adventure stories were just bragging), I decided to use fathers and older brothers as the standard for choosing a mate in the future, regardless of type, because fathers and older brothers are all good, as long as they are like one of them.

well!At this time, I was so naive that I didn’t know how high I had set the standard. In addition, these five strongest fathers and four loving sisters and brothers protected me. You can imagine how bumpy my love journey would be, so I silently lit a candle for my lover (or lovers) who didn’t know where he was.

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