[R18] Pretending to be a scumbag – “Pretending to Be a Scumbag” Chapter 73 [English]
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Century City is not far ahead. The golden wings logo on the top floor of the building reflects light under the sun.
The bus turned into the street.
The urban area is densely populated, and pedestrians are constantly crossing the road, so buses can only slow down.For several minutes, the traffic lights alternated between green and green, and the golden wings were still at the other end of the road.
Xie Yu laughed angrily when he saw the message.
This mother is not shameless, she has a lot of face.The face is very big.He is so thick-skinned that even cannonballs cannot penetrate him.
“…” The distance between the parking spaces was too narrow. Xie Yu shifted his position uncomfortably, stepping on the raised design under the front seat with his heels. He couldn’t help but cursed in a low voice, “Idiot.”
The car is driving too slowly.
The sound of cars outside the window is a bit noisy.
Xie Yu raised his hand, hooked the edge of the mask with his fingertips, pulled the mask down a little, and took a breath.
A few more minutes passed, and the bus finally resumed its original speed. The golden wings were getting closer and closer, and the stop announcement sounded in the carriage: “The next stop is Century City, the terminal. All passengers, please prepare to get off through the back door.”
There were a dozen people left in the car.
A few people stood up early and walked to the back door when they heard the announcement. The car hadn’t stopped yet, so they were holding on to the handrails and standing at the door.
Xie Yu didn’t move, he just pulled up his hood and put it on.He was wearing a loose black coat and a loose hat, which was placed on his head and covered half of his forehead.
Coupled with the mask, the entire face is basically covered.
Then Xie Yu moved his fingers and sent a message to “Ti Wang”: It’s almost there.
Don’t Bi Lian then seriously describe her outfit today to him.
Xie Yu selectively ignored those exaggerated decorative words. For example, although this sweater is of ordinary style, it looks simple but not simple on me, and has extraordinary temperament…
Xie Yu wanted to walk to the other side of the road and take the return bus without saying anything.
After enduring it for a while, I still couldn’t hold it back.
Xie Yu lowered his head and typed a line of words on the screen of his mobile phone.
[jsdhwdmaX]:****** (sensitive vocabulary, automatically harmonized)
[Question King]:?
[Question King]: Are you swearing?
…
Xie Yu felt that if the conversation continued, it would be more than just swearing.
This place is so big that it combines a shopping mall and an entertainment city. There is even a small amusement park in the center with a merry-go-round spinning slowly in circles.
Several little girls sat on it, and their parents squatted beside them to take photos of their children.
Xie Yu walked through the amusement park, lowering his head and asking “Question King” for its specific location as he walked inside.
The idiot just said he was at the entrance of Century City, but Xie Yu got out of the car and discovered that Century City has four entrances.Which door.
Xie Yu covered himself up tightly.
Wearing both a hat and a mask, the face cannot be seen, but the boy has a tall figure and outstanding temperament, so it attracts more attention when covered up like this.
[Question King]: I’m at Gate 3. What are you wearing?
[jsdhwdmaX]: Mask, hat.black.
[Question King]: Okay, hurry up.
[jsdhwdmaX]: Do you have the test paper in your hand?
[Question King]: Here you go, a set of college entrance examination selections. You can choose which ones you want to take later.
Entrance No. 3, walk straight through the open-air play area.
Xie Yu took out the test paper folded into a square from his pocket – this was what he had discussed with Bu Bilian before, randomly bringing test papers and exchanging them with each other, and the answering time was reduced to half an hour.
Holding the test paper in his hand, Xie Yu subconsciously looked for that fool in the crowd who wore an ordinary sweater with “extraordinary temperament” and held a set of “College Entrance Examination Selection”.
There were many people at the door, coming and going, but few stood still waiting for people.
Xie Yu glanced a few times, excluding those standing at the door one by one, and finally looked past the janitor who was bending over to clean, and landed on the guardrail opposite.
Someone sat arrogantly on the guardrail a hand wide.
The man wore a thick sweater on his upper body, his long legs were dangling in the air, and he had a set of test papers in his hand.It has a red cover with gold-plated fonts and four big characters on it – College Entrance Examination Selection.
Looking at Xie Yu from that angle, he could only see his back.
He must be quite tall.
Xie Yu glanced at it twice, and the more he looked, the more familiar he looked.
He has a very similar temperament and body shape to a certain person.
Thinking about it again, I think it’s impossible. His boyfriend named He Mingchao was still in bed an hour ago. When he called him, he said he planned to go back to sleep later.
Finally, he said a word of love in a hoarse voice: “I’ll see you in my dream.”
[jsdhwdmaX]: The one on the guardrail?
Xie Yu sent a message, and the man lowered his head and looked at his phone.
After Xie Yu confirmed, he walked over with the test paper in hand, rolled it up, and tapped the man’s shoulder from a distance.
——Then Xie Yu faced the face of the boyfriend he had promised to meet in his dream without any precautions.
He Chao’s finger was on the screen, but he didn’t have time to say the words “It’s me”.The private chat interface of Question King Battle is quite conspicuous, and the small broadcast on the side has scrolling formulas for various subjects.
As a result, he turned around and became speechless.
“…”
Even if the children of He family cover their entire faces and throw them into the crowd, He can still recognize them at a glance.He has the aura of keeping away from strangers, central refrigeration and air-conditioning, and a walking explosive bag.
He Chao didn’t hold the phone firmly and almost fell off the guardrail.
The complex and violent word “fuck” seemed extremely dull under this long stare.
Xie Yu’s hands were still stiff.
Because he was afraid of the cold, he habitually retracted half of his hands into his sleeves, leaving only half of his fingertips exposed. The test paper in his hand was rolled up into a long strip, and the title was facing He Chao, with “High School Difficult Mathematics Paper A” clearly written on it.
Xie Yu’s mind went blank.
After a while, He Chao’s past feats came out one after another, constantly reminding him: The person in front of him is He Chaofsky, a zero-score essayist. His representative work is “My Back Is So Handsome”. He once broke the low score record of Liyang No. 2 Middle School with a 10-point math paper, and will always be ranked first in his grade…
As all this information piled up, Xie Yu’s mind finally exploded.
He Chao was also confused. When he jumped down from the guardrail, he felt like his whole body was floating, and he almost missed his step.
Then he coughed and chose a very lame opening line: “Friend… you look familiar.”
Xie Yu said: “Really?”
He Chao: “Looks a lot like my boyfriend.”
Before He Chao finished speaking, Xie Yu quietly lifted up his sleeves bit by bit.
It’s really annoying.
A bunch of question marks stuck up.
The imaginary idiot with glasses as thick as the bottom of a beer bottle suddenly became her boyfriend.
I have become a boyfriend who worries all day long and can only drive an excavator after the college entrance examination, and a boyfriend who probably can’t get back to the passing mark even after 30 days of treatment with the Magic Wisdom Capsule.
“You pick a place,” Xie Yu said after rolling up his sleeves. “If you don’t feel embarrassed here, this is fine.”
He Chao: “…”
He Chaoli was just a hair away from dying on the spot.
If he hadn’t happened to hear a voice nearby asking “Hello, I would like to ask where to enter the offline meeting of Question King Battle”, he might really die.
Xue Xisheng looked well groomed, with a slightly greasy hair wax applied to his hair. He was in good spirits.Black frames, plaid shirt.
Holding several books in his hand, Xie Yu glanced at them briefly and saw “Beautiful Chemistry” and “Happy Physics”.
Xie Yu: “…”
He Chao: “…”
After a pause, He Chao asked blankly: “Run away.”
“Run,” Xie Yu said, “If you don’t run, why don’t you go up and say hello?”
The cleaner who was stopped by Xue Xisheng to ask for directions obviously didn’t know much about this activity: “Ah? What real dad?”
Xue Xisheng: “Question King is a learning game. Today is our learning exchange meeting.”
The cleaner shook his head, bent down and continued to sweep the floor. While sweeping, he said, “I don’t know… I, an old man, don’t understand the things you young people do. I have never heard of them.”
Xue Xisheng said, “Thank you, excuse me for disturbing you.” After saying that, he looked up and vaguely saw two figures wandering in the peripheral vision. When he wanted to take a closer look, the figures had disappeared from the side door.
Although they still couldn’t figure out what was going on, they had the same idea of avoiding the school committee. Xie Yuhechao and the two found the opportunity and ran in through the side door.
There are more people in Century City than outside. There is a circle of people just waiting for the elevator. It is estimated that there will be no one who can’t get in after two or three trips.
He Chao made a prompt decision, pushed open the door to the safe passage, and took the stairs directly.
The two people took three steps and two steps, holding on to the handrail and ran up. They ran very fast. They didn’t know how many floors they ran, and they were spinning around just turning.
Along with this dizziness, Xie Yu suddenly remembered the Baidu search he had done a while ago. What to do if your boyfriend doesn’t like studying.There is nothing in heaven or earth about my boyfriend, but he is second to last in the overall exam.
“He Shuai” who is still alive in math class.
And what He Chao said to CCB groceries on the bus: “I’ve been to this place before.”
…
Going back further, Xie Yu even remembered the scrawled O on the paper crane.
is zero.
Xie Yu stopped, panting slightly, raised his hand and took off one side of the mask, hanging it down to the side of his face, then he leaned against the wall and said, “Okay… don’t run away.”
There was no movement upstairs or downstairs in the emergency passage. Everyone was waiting for the elevator. Even if there were people taking the stairs, almost no one was going to such a high floor.
He Chao sat down directly on the steps, sitting on the steps of the corridor, intending to face up to the problem between the two of them. Eddie He didn’t remember the string of garbled games at all, so he could only ask: “What the hell is that?”
Xie Yu asked back: “Don’t you want to show off?”
He Chao scratched his hair. He thought that his coping ability was pretty good, but he had no idea what to do when he encountered this incident. He changed the topic again: “Who is the school committee?”
Xie Yu couldn’t think about it for the moment and said casually: “I don’t know, anyone can do it.”
Xue Xisheng is a member of the question king game. It is not surprising at all if you think about it carefully.Looking at the entire No. 2 Middle School, no one can compare with the Class 3 Academic Committee in terms of learning attitude or level of effort.
I usually see him either memorizing words or answering questions.
After the two of them finished speaking, they were silent for a while.
Then Xie Yu suppressed all emotions and handed over the test paper in his hand: “Have you brought a pen?”
He Chao had the same idea. If he didn’t write a paper on the spot, it would be impossible to believe this bizarre coincidence.
This is too damn…
Too hey.
He took the test paper and threw the “College Entrance Examination Selection” over: “I brought it with me. You… pick one.”
When Xie Yu went out, he never thought that an hour later, he and He Chao would be sitting in the Century City security passage writing test papers. He Chao, who has always been ranked last, said to him while doing the questions: “Your set of questions is too easy…”
“What you’re doing is simply retarded.” Xie Yu twitched his forehead severely.
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