[R18] Pretending to be a scumbag – “Pretending to Be a Scumbag” Chapter 71 [English]

Chapter 71

Xie Yu’s palms were still a little sticky. He read something, put his phone aside, and took out two more tissues to wipe his hands.

The sweater I was wearing had just been changed after taking a shower, and there was something on the hem. It looked quite ambiguous, and the smell was mixed with the smell of laundry detergent.

Xie Yu wiped it, and then thought about how He Chao couldn’t control himself just now. At the final climax, he bit He directly on the shoulder, his teeth piercing in bluntly.

Xie Yu paused.

According to the nature of this game, most of them are followed by official activities, such as “Warmly celebrate the return of the Question King App, and randomly distribute 30 sets of collection exercises”, or “Solve the questions and win prizes, let us soar in the ocean of learning together.”

After Xie Yuzai finished wiping it carefully, he picked it up and read it again. A private message with the theme of “Ti Wang Zhan Offline Meeting” came into view.

“…”

-Benefits for veteran players!On the road of learning, do you feel lonely, have you ever been confused, and have you tried hard to find a good partner to grow and learn with?

-The organizer decided to hold an offline meet-and-greet event!In order to give back to old users, all players who registered to become part of the Tiba family during the summer vacation can participate in this offline meeting.Let us share our learning experience face to face, and use a heart that loves learning to get to know more like-minded friends.

Xie Yu opened the next unread private message with an expressionless face.

It is a formal invitation letter with the time and place clearly marked on it, as well as the itinerary of the meeting.

The time is exactly ten o’clock in the morning this Saturday, and the location is Century City.

The itinerary was quite rich. In addition to the odd parts of asking each other for homework and sharing their favorite set of test papers or teaching aids, we also gathered together in a small theater to watch the movie “The Birth of Einstein”.

The invitation ended with a dignified message: Looking forward to your arrival.

Go to hell.

Xie Yu glanced at a few articles and didn’t have the patience to continue reading.

What follows should be all the other details about this offline meeting, but his intuition tells him that none of the psychopaths active in the communication channel will be absent.

Sure enough, the communication channel was very lively.

For normal people, when it comes to meeting netizens, what they think most about is what clothes to wear, how to clean themselves up, and to appear in front of netizens with a good image.

But this group of people is different.

“Serve the Motherland”: On the day of the meeting, has everyone decided which set of test papers to bring?

“For a better tomorrow”: I have long thought about it, and it must be the timeless classic “Five Years Simulating Three Years of College Entrance Examination”.This set of test papers contains an extraordinary power. As long as you open it, you can’t control your hands frantically answering questions.

“Learning is the only thing in my life”: Then I will bring “Tianli 38 Sets”, and then everyone will communicate together.

“English class representative”: Me?My favorite is “High School English Grammar Encyclopedia”.Full coverage of knowledge points, a different grammar learning experience, guidance from famous teachers, and breakthrough of misunderstandings.

…

Xie Yu sat on the edge of the bed, raised his hand to take off his sweater, and planned to go to the bathroom to take a shower.

With the faint light in the lone guard, the water rushed on my shoulders, causing slight pain.Only then did Xie Yu realize that he had been bitten by that idiot just now.

Immediately afterwards, the words “future” that He Chao said began to ring in his ears again.

There is a future for you.

Xie Yu closed his eyes and sighed.

I don’t know if it’s because the water temperature is cooler, but I feel much more awake after washing.No longer sleepy, Xie Yu hesitated whether to answer a few more questions in the Question King Contest game.

When I updated it before, I saw that the question bank had a set of “real questions from famous teachers”. It should be that the organizer really invited famous teachers to compile the questions, and finally compiled these sets of exclusive test papers.

It’s just time to take a shower, and the topic of the question king battle exchange area has already changed.

“I love learning”: Is the showdown between X God and Bu Bilian not over yet?

“Strive for the Top”: Yes, and the organizer has not announced the final candidate for the title winner.

“Learning is the only thing in my life”: Didn’t you read the announcement?The organizer sent a private message to the two of them and said they would continue to follow up.

When Xie Yu saw this, his fingers looking for the test paper paused.

The pile of private messages that he had just read halfway through without reading any more did contain news about the question king. Xie Yu scrolled down and saw a “Summer Competition Instructions”.

-Dear user “jsdhwdmaX”, in the summer competition, your season points are the same as the user “Question King”, and the outcome is undecided.Since the season has ended, the competition system cannot be used. I hope you can adjust it privately with “Question King”.

Xie Yu read it twice to make sure he saw it correctly.

Adjust privately.

In the friend list, the username and avatar of “Ti Wang” are hidden, and the status bar says offline.

Xie Yu originally thought that this matter was almost over. Maybe he was insane and deleted the game long ago. However, he was woken up by the broadcast early the next morning. When he went online again, he unexpectedly received a message from the other party.

I posted it at around eleven o’clock last night, and the first sentence only had two words.

[Question King]: Forget it.

Mad Dog is still continuing his motivational speech on the radio. Although there are no exams scheduled in the near future, this does not prevent him from looking forward to the final exam: “Don’t think that there is still a long time. Tomorrow after tomorrow, countless tomorrows will bury you. Students, today, today, act quickly!”

Xie Yu sat up with one hand and said to himself, it seems that he and this Bu Bilian have thought of going together.

What is there to adjust and what is there to fight for?

Then Xie Yu looked down and saw two other sentences.

[Question King]: You admit defeat.

[Question King]: I’ll let you go.

Just three sentences, extremely arrogant.

Xie Yu simply laughed angrily.He was a little angry when he woke up, especially when he was woken up by someone who had slept well. Whoever came to beat him would explode.

Zhou Dalei used to come to look for him in the morning. If he knew that he hadn’t gotten up yet, he wouldn’t dare to enter the house. He would shout through the door and immediately turn around and run away.

So all the online users of the Title King Competition saw that the taciturn God X actually spoke in the communication area for the first time.

“jsdhwdmaX” said to “Question King”: Idiot.

“jsdhwdmaX” said to “Question King”: If you don’t come to Century City on Saturday, you will be a dog.

When He Chao knocked on the door, Xie Yu was irritably finishing the last punctuation mark.

There was still wailing outside the door.

Mad Dog’s motivational speech today was five minutes overtime. He was talking about his youthful years and couldn’t stop talking about the topic: “When I was in high school, I got up at five o’clock every day to memorize vocabulary. No matter how cold the weather was, the quilt couldn’t keep me…”

Several people in the dormitory diagonally opposite could not help but start banging against the wall: “Stop talking – just let countless tomorrows bury me.”

There are also other classmates who cry from the bottom of their souls: “Why on earth can I not think about it and choose to live on campus?”

Xie Yu didn’t look very good when he opened the door.

He Chao leaned against the door, not surprised at all, and raised his hand to smooth his hair quite naturally: “The kid is so restless every morning.”

Xie Yu: “When I meet an idiot, I want to beat him up.”

He Chao didn’t understand: “What idiot?”

“Nothing, it’s online.” Xie Yu turned around, ready to wash up, and then said, “Come in and close the door.”

Xie Yu is not a person who likes chatting online.

He Chao had seen He’s Penguin account, which looked like a small account. Wanda wanted to add a friend several times but failed to do so. Finally, she mustered up the courage to ask He in person, only to find out that Xie Yu usually didn’t even read friend requests.

Wanda was devastated: “Brother Yu, I added it eight times and you didn’t see it even once?”

Xie Yu: “I really didn’t pay attention.”

This person only has a few friends on WeChat.

He Chao thought about it and felt that his boyfriend must have seen some weird news or comments early in the morning: “Anyone can access the Internet, so there are bound to be some idiots.”

Xie Yu finished washing his face and hung up the towel.

He Chao habitually lay down on Xie Yu’s bed, half-lying and watching him look for clothes in the closet.

The pair of school pants from yesterday haven’t been washed yet, and the other set hasn’t been washed yet.Xie Yu searched for a while and found that he could only wear private clothes and took another sweater.

While waiting for Xie Yu to change clothes, He Chao felt that he was really good at finding trouble for himself.

…It’s okay to drop by for some reason this morning.

Deadly.

Xie Yu put on his trousers. The private clothes were no better than the loose and shapeless school uniforms. After putting them on, his legs were straight and slender. The zipper of the trousers was not yet zipped up. He put his fingers on the zipper and hung it around his waist.

Xie Yu pulled up the zipper little by little and asked casually: “Are you still sleeping?”

“I originally had this plan,” He Chao said, “…now I can’t sleep.”

When He Chao and Xie Yu went to the cafeteria to finish their meal and walked upstairs to class, Luo Wenqiang was on duty.

Xie Yu walked to the back door and didn’t want to go any further: “Why are you so crazy?”

Luo Wenqiang held a rag in his hand, wiping his butt while cleaning the window, recalling the dance moves he learned yesterday, humming the beat: “La la, la la la, la.”

He Chao: “…”

“Here you are,” Luo Wenqiang saw them first, stopped twisting his buttocks, and said, “Good morning.”

People were coming and going in the corridor.

Xie Yu really wanted to unilaterally sever the relationship with Luo Wenqiang as classmates.

However, He Chao adjusted quickly and said with a smile: “Physical committee, you dance well. You have a graceful figure. If I were a girl, I would be fascinated by you…”

Xie Yu: “It’s over now.”

First English class.

After writing silently, Xie Yu lay on the table for a while, then found that he couldn’t sleep, so he reached out and took out his cell phone from the table.

Now that I’m awake, I feel that the two sentences I yelled in the question king competition in the morning were a bit too much.

There is no need to be angry. The “question king” is probably a die-hard academic with glasses whose lenses are thicker than beer bottles. How could he make an appointment to do the test paper face to face?

Xie Yu clicked in and found that the communication area had been exploded several times, but it hadn’t finished yet.

“Learning is the only thing in my life”: Damn it, is this going to be anal face to face?!

“Top Ten in Grade”: X Shenniu Batch!

“Tsinghua University and Peking University are not a dream”: It’s so hard!

“985211”: God X, remember these words!I took a screenshot, whoever doesn’t come is a dog!

Xie Yu: “…” Fuck.