255 “AV Shooting Guide” Chapter 254

237: Children’s education

The dinner was very sumptuous, but the food was more Western-style, with steak, red wine and the like. Qiao Qiao ate very enthusiastically, and she could eat anything expensive.

Yanyang is a small person, but his Western food etiquette is very good. He chews with his mouth open while eating without making any sound.

Qiao Qiao felt more and more cute as he looked at it, and couldn’t help but reach out and pinch his face.

Yanyang covered his right cheek in alarm: “What are you doing?”

His words broke the silence of the meal. Zhou Yuanchuan and Song Qiyan stopped and looked at her.

Qiao Qiao secretly spurned the unambitious hand and said in a coaxing tone: “Well, I see there’s a grain of rice on your face.”

Yanyang rolled his eyes and said ruthlessly: “I never eat rice. You were pinching me just now.”

Qiao Qiao:……

Zhou Yuanchuan tilted his chin and looked at her: “Qiao Qiao, do you like him?”

Does it count if you just like skin?This child has such an unlovable character!

Song Qiyan slowly cut the steak: “Zhou Yuanchuan, you only know me and Qiao Qiao?”

Zhou Yuanchuan smiled: “You know, I don’t like socializing.”

Song Qiyan took a sip of wine: “Servant, your bodyguard, find a professional agency to take care of it… If you just guarantee that the person will not die, it will be very easy.”

Zhou Yuanchuan sighed: “I have considered these things, but Yanyang has some of my genes. Most people can’t stand him, and he will be fooled.”

Qiao Qiao nodded in realization. She understood why she had been feeling inconsistent.She didn’t know much about children and didn’t know what a six-year-old was like, but she had already seen him as an adult without knowing it.

After all… not many children at the age of six know how to use language to satirize people skillfully, right?

Song Qiyan shook his head: “No, I’m very busy.”

As soon as he finished speaking, tears suddenly welled up in Yanyang’s big eyes, and his shoulders trembled slightly in response, as if he was forcibly suppressing his crying.

It’s a pity that Song Qiyan has a hard heart and watches his performance with an indifferent expression.

Seeing that crying didn’t work for him, Yan Yang quickly adjusted his strategy and instead conquered Qiao Bridge.The long eyelashes are covered with tears, and the expression of someone who is about to cry but is trying to hold back the tears is as cute as possible. It is so difficult to say no to such a face!

“Sister…” Yan Yang bit his lip stubbornly, “You are so beautiful, you will definitely not leave me alone, right?”

A few minutes ago, he was still complaining that I was ugly and stupid!

But he knew in his heart that the tears and pity were all staged, and he even foresaw that Yan Yang would be secretly laughed at if he really took him back. But in this situation, Qiao Qiao just wanted to hug him and comfort him!

A six-year-old baby!

Still crying like this!Who can withstand it!

“It’s just a week anyway.” Qiao Qiao suggested carefully, “It’s good to have someone at home with me. Otherwise, you have to go to work and I’m the only one at home. It’s so boring.”

Song Qiyan looked at her quietly for a while and finally relaxed: “I don’t like outsiders living in my home, so let’s move here.”

Zhou Yuanchuan was not surprised at all, and said with a smile: “Okay, the guest rooms are all cleaned up, you can take your pick.”

Yanyang also stopped crying: “Sister, you are so kind!” After saying that, he leaned forward to give Qiao Qiao a kiss on his face.

This time it really almost succeeded.Qiao Qiao watched as Song Qiyan took Yanyang by the collar and pulled him to another chair, then leaned over and whispered something in the child’s ear. Yanyang’s face suddenly turned pale, and he pursed his lips tightly and nodded, looking frightened.

For the rest of the meal time, Yanyang ate the food on his plate in silence, never daring to look at Qiao Qiao again.

After dinner, Song Qiyan wanted to go back to get his laptop first, so he left Qiao Qiao waiting in the villa.Yanyang was playing with the game console on the sofa. She finally had the opportunity to be alone with Zhou Yuanchuan!

She was thinking about the topic, but the man stood up and said with a smile: “It’s okay anyway, I’ll show you around this place.”

“Ah? Okay…” Qiao Qiao stood up stupidly and followed the other party upstairs.

The decor upstairs is the same as downstairs, but it’s less luxurious and more focused on comfort.She was wondering why Zhou Yuanchuan didn’t leave when her waist tightened and her back hurt. When she came to her senses, she found that she had been pushed against the wall.

The man’s shadow completely enveloped her. Zhou Yuanchuan was facing the light, and Qiao Qiao couldn’t see his expression clearly, but his chin was pinched and a heavy kiss fell on his lips.

“Well…”

Qiao Qiao was suddenly attacked, and his mind went blank. He allowed Zhou Yuanchuan to kiss her over and over without even thinking of resisting.

A man’s kisses are never deep, but they are very lingering. Every time he is kissed by Zhou Yuanchuan, Qiao Qiao will have the illusion that she is his true love. Her lower lip is bitten gently but not harshly, and she licks gently with the tip of her tongue, which is extremely gentle.

“Mr. Zhou, Zhou——”

“Don’t talk.”

“…But, well…”

With his mouth blocked again, Qiao Qiao grasped the front of the man’s shirt in vain, as if this would relieve the suffocation.

“I’m so unwilling.”

A sudden complaint sounded from the side. Qiao Qiao reflexively pushed Zhou Yuanchuan away and looked over in shock. It turned out to be Yan Yang.

The child also went upstairs at some point, and was looking at the two of them with his hands crossed and his mouth pouted, with an unconvinced look on his face.

Yanyang: “That brother told me just now that he would kill me if I dared to kiss you, so why can my uncle kiss me?”

Ahhhhh!Director Song, what did you say to the children?

Before Zhou Yuanchuan could speak, Qiao Qiao quickly explained: “How could that be? That brother was joking with you.”

Yan Yang looked caring for the mentally retarded: “Can’t you even tell whether he is joking or serious? Isn’t life too pathetic?”

Zhou Yuanchuan said calmly: “Go back to your room.”

Yanyang honestly shut his mouth.

Qiao Qiao could see that Yanyang was indeed afraid of Zhou Yuanchuan. They were obviously related by blood and the two should be closer, but now she felt more like a superior and a subordinate.

“Farewell.” Qiao Qiao stopped him, “You’re a kid. He loves to dance and make trouble at this age. Why are you locked in a room every day?”

Zhou Yuanchuan bit his lip: “But I want to be intimate with you.”

…so honest.

Zhou Yuanchuan hugged her, put his chin on her shoulder, and took a deep breath into her neck: “I miss you so much. I’m going crazy after being away from you for so long.”

Qiao Qiao coughed lightly: “…it didn’t take long, right?”

“26 days, 15 hours, 36 minutes and 21 seconds.”

“Ha.” Qiao Qiao smiled awkwardly, “Yes, it took quite a long time.”

Zhou Yuanchuan gently sucked her earlobe: “Let’s do it.”

Qiao Qiao quickly covered his mouth with quick eyes and hands. The child was still there. Hey!What did you say!

The little boy said coolly: “Then I’m going back to the room. Remember to call me out when you’re done. I don’t want to open the door and see your naked bodies.”

Qiao Qiao felt ashamed and angry, and tried to hide it: “No, your uncle didn’t mean that.”

“It’s okay, I understand.” Yanyang looked like a young adult, “I’ve learned biology in junior high school, you want to make children.”

Qiao Qiao really wanted to find a crack in the ground and crawl in!

Zhou Yuanchuan held Qiao Qiao’s waist and raised his eyebrows at Yanyang: “Then you are still standing here?”

Yanyang said flatly: “I know, uncle.”

After saying that, he turned around and went back to his room.

Qiao Qiao felt that it was necessary to discuss the education of preschool children with Zhou Yuanchuan!She knocked away Zhou Yuanchuan’s hand that was caressing her thigh: “Look what you have taught your nephew!”

Zhou Yuanchuan stopped and said curiously: “He is a little stupid, but he’s not that bad, right?”

…You are calling me stupid after finishing junior high school biology at the age of six?!

“No…” Qiao Qiao rubbed his eyebrows, “He is only six years old, right? Why do you let him learn those things? Six years old should be the age to enjoy a happy childhood.”

Zhou Yuanchuan thought for a while and said seriously: “Then what did you look like when you were six years old?”

“Me?” Qiao Qiao tried to recall, “I can’t remember clearly. I was in kindergarten, with other children.”

The man showed an enigmatic smile: “Then what is the earliest memory in your life?”

Qiao Qiao said: “About three years old?”

Zhou Yuanchuan said: “My earliest memory is eighteen days after I was born. I already had memories when I couldn’t even see clearly what was in front of me.”

Qiao Qiao was speechless.

“This is a topic I have never wanted to mention to you, because I am suspected of being arrogant.” The man lowered his eyelashes slightly, seeming a little embarrassed, “But there is indeed a huge gap between how we understand the world and how we feel about the world, and this gap is at the genetic level.”

Qiao Qiao looked hopeless: “Just talk about the IQ gap, I understand.”

Zhou Yuanchuan said: “Yanyang is my sister’s child, you can’t raise him as an ordinary child.”

Qiao Qiao took a breath: “Is it convenient for you to tell me what your sister’s job is?”

Zhou Yuanchuan was stunned and said with a smile: “She is not engaged in scientific research, she is just an ordinary person, currently working on Wall Street.”

Okay, working on Wall Street = ordinary people.

Qiao Qiao was confused by the series of information, but still argued weakly without giving up: “But it’s a bit early to read junior high school biology at the age of six, right?”

Zhou Yuanchuan smiled: “Want to know what I was doing when I was six years old?”

“…Forget it, stop irritating me, I don’t want to know.”

Seeing that she was in a low mood, the man blamed himself: “I’m sorry, I shouldn’t have said this.”

“No, no, no.” Qiao Qiao waved his hand, “You are right, students should be taught in accordance with their aptitude. I forgot that your family does not apply to normal standards.”

Zhou Yuanchuan kissed her cheek gently: “Then let’s continue?”

Qiao Qiao pushed him away ruthlessly: “No, I want to be quiet.”

Zhou Yuanchuan: “…”

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I have some sad news to tell you. During the Chinese New Year, I will be plunged into the vast sea of people’s war.What awaits me ahead is not only the big battle of “seven aunts and eight aunts urging marriage, birth, and everything”, but also the blocking battle of “visiting relatives and friends to pay New Year greetings and giving out red envelopes”, and the harassment guerrilla war of “naughty children and bear parents” that appear from time to time… For the sake of the tribe, for the alliance, and for the happiness of the New Year, I am throwing my life and blood into the little machine, so I can only focus all my energy on these three major battles for the time being.In a word – updates are unstable during the Chinese New Year!(Don’t worry, the missing chapters will be added after the New Year~)

Today is New Year’s Eve. I would like to thank my friends for spending another New Year with me. It is because of your support that Xiaoji has come this far and has confidence in life. During the New Year, I can also send some red envelopes to my parents and buy myself new clothes. Although everyone must have heard the words of thanks, I thank every friend who reads my book from the bottom of my heart. Without you, I would not be where I am now.

It’s Chinese New Year, let Qiao Qiao lead the men to wish everyone a happy New Year!

Qiao Qiao: Director Song!It’s Chinese New Year, is there anything you want to say to everyone?

Song Qiyan: Happy.

Qiao Qiao:…That’s it?

Song Qiyan: I think I can’t do it, so I wish others can do it.

Qiao Qiao: Qin Qin?Is there a congratulatory message?

Qin Ruicheng: I wish everyone can live like me.

Qiao Qiao: What a blessing this is!

Qin Ruicheng: (raising eyebrows) Isn’t it good to be like me?I’m 18 centimeters tall.

(Qiao Qiao: Damn it, I can’t refute it!)

Qiao Qiao: Mr. Zhou!It’s your turn!

Zhou Yuanchuan: (sighs) Qiao Qiao, I said it before, New Year’s greetings are meaningless, human language is just a vocal organ—

Qiao Qiao: say, wish, bless.

Zhou Yuanchuan: Happy New Year.

Qiao Qiao: Continue, continue.

Zhou Yuanchuan: Good health and everything goes well?

Qiao Qiao: Very good.

Qiao Qiao: Hey, Cheng Xiu, Cheng Xiu, Cheng Xiu!

Cheng Xiu: Yeah.

Qiao Qiao: Blessings, blessings, blessings!

Cheng Xiu: OK.

Qiao Qiao: …So what about the blessing?

Cheng Xiu: That’s it.

Qiao Qiao: Well, Mr. Jian, would you like to say a few words?

Jian Baiyou: (yawning) Just like them.

Qiao Qiao: Awkward yet polite smile.jpg

Liang Jize: Qiao Qiao, you haven’t asked me yet.

(Qiao Qiao: I really don’t want to ask, but the procedure still has to go through…)

Qiao Qiao: Just say it briefly.

Liang Jize: Well… Let’s talk about girls first. I wish them breasts, thighs, long waists, thin skin, white water, tight cavities——

Qiao Qiao: STOP!Got it, got it!Let’s talk about men!

Liang Jize: Men should be short, poor, ugly, impotent and prematurely ejaculated, except me of course.

Qiao Qiao: You…