[R18] The Patriarch of the Demonic Way (newly revised version) – “The Patriarch of the Demonic Way (Newly Revised Edition)” Chapter 44 [English]

Chapter 44 Outstanding Leader Ninth 2

A chicken wing fell from Lan Jingyi’s mouth.It fell into the bowl, and the sauce splashed everywhere, staining his chest.

Wei Wuxian’s mind was filled with one thought: After he sobered up, Lan Wangji wouldn’t have to see anyone anymore.

Jin Ling was surprised and asked: “…What is he doing?”

Wei WuXian said, “I’ll show you a special way of wiping foreheads from the Lan family.”

Lan SiZhui said: “What special usage…”

Wei Wuxian said, “When you encounter a very strange walking corpse and you feel that you need to take it back for a thorough examination, you can take off the forehead wipe and tie it up and take it back.”

Lan Jingyi shouted: “How can this be done? Our family’s forehead wiping is…”

Lan SiZhui stuffed the chicken wings back into his mouth and said, “I see. I didn’t know it had such a wonderful use!”

Ignoring the strange looks from the people on the way, Lan Wangji dragged Wei Wuxian upstairs.

Enter the room, turn around, close the door, and bolt it.The last step was to push the table in front of the door, as if to block some enemy outside.Seeing Lan Wangji busy with all this, Wei Wuxian said, “Are you going to kill people here and dismember them?”

There is a wooden seat screen in the private room, which divides the indoor space into two parts. One part has tables and seats for talking, eating and drinking, and the other part has a couch with curtains for resting.After Lan Wangji dragged he into the screen, he pushed Wei Wuxian hard and he was pushed down on the couch.

The couch had a wooden screen back. Wei Wuxian knocked his head lightly on the screen, and said “ouch” in a meaningful way, but in his heart he thought: “Are you forcing me to sleep together again? Isn’t it already Haishi?”

When Lan Wangji heard he scream loudly, he lifted up the hem of his white clothes, sat down by the couch with grace, and reached out to touch he’s head.Although his face was expressionless, his movements were very gentle, as if asking: Does it hurt?

As he touched it, the corner of Wei Wuxian’s mouth twitched and said, “It hurts, it hurts, it hurts, it hurts.”

Hearing He kept moaning in pain, Lan Wangji showed a slightly worried look on his face, his hand movements became more gentle, and he patted He’s shoulder soothingly.Wei Wuxian raised his hands to show him, and said, “Let me go. Hanguang-Jun, I tied you so tightly that you’re almost bleeding and it hurts so much. Untie your forehead and let me go, okay? Okay?”

Lan Wangji suddenly covered his mouth.

魏无羡道：「唔唔呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜，呜呜呜呜呜唔唔呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜？！」

If you don’t want to do something, just pretend you don’t understand. If you really can’t pretend you don’t understand, why don’t you just stop letting me say it?!

So bad!

Wei Wuxian thought to himself: If that’s the case, then don’t blame me.

Lan Wangji tightly covered He’s mouth with one hand, He parted his lips, and flicked the tip of his tongue quickly in Lan Wangji’s hand.

Just a slight tap from the dragonfly, but Lan Wangji suddenly withdrew his hand as if the tongue of fire had touched his palm.

Wei Wuxian took a deep breath of air, and just as he felt a breath of bad breath, he saw Lan Wangji turn around, with his back to him, hugging his knees and sitting on the wooden couch, holding the hand that he gently licked near his heart, and his whole body became motionless.

Wei WuXian asked, “What are you doing? What are you doing?”

With this lifeless attitude after being tainted by the prodigal son, those who didn’t know thought he had done something to Lan Wangji.

Seeing that he seemed to be greatly shocked, Wei Wuxian said, “It’s very annoying, isn’t it? There’s nothing you can do about it. Who taught you to be so domineering and not let me talk? How about you come here and I’ll wipe it for you.”

After saying that, he stretched out his two tied hands to touch Lan Wangji’s shoulders, but he dodged.Seeing Lan Wangji hugging his knees and silently nestling in the corner of the bed, the desire to do evil in Wei Wuxian’s chest surged again.

He knelt on the bed, moved towards Lan Wangji, and smiled in the most evil tone he could express: “Are you scared?”

Lan Wangji jumped out of bed, as if he was scared, and continued to turn his back to him, keeping his distance.

Now Wei Wuxian became more promiscuous.

He got off the bed slowly and said with a smile: “Hey, what are you hiding from? Don’t run. My hands are still tied by you. I’m not afraid. What are you afraid of? Come on, come on.”

he smiled as he approached with malicious intent.Lan Wangji rushed out of the screen and met the table he pushed at the door blocking his way.Wei Wuxian went around the screen to catch he, and he went around the other side.The two of them chased around the screen for seven or eight times. Wei Wuxian was excited when he suddenly woke up and thought to himself, “What am I doing? Playing hide-and-seek? What the hell, my brain is caught in the door? Lan Zhan is drunk, so why am I playing with him?”

He found that his pursuer was standing still, and Lan Wangji was also motionless.

he Hiding behind the screen, he peeked out half of his snow-white face and silently peered towards Wei Wuxian.

Wei Wuxian looked at he carefully.This man still looked serious and serious, as if it was another person chasing around the screen with Wei Wuxian just like the six-year-old child.

Wei Wuxian said, “Do you want to continue?”

Lan Wangji nodded expressionlessly.

Wei Wuxian suppressed his laughter so much that he almost suffered internal injuries.

哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈妈呀蓝湛喝醉了之后想跟 he 玩捉迷藏哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈！

The laughter in he’s heart was like a stormy sea. He managed to hold it back, his whole body was trembling, thinking: “A family like the Gusu Lan family is not allowed to make noise, play, or even run fast. Lan Zhan must have never been so crazy when he was a child. He is so pitiful. Anyway, he can’t remember anything after he wakes up drunk, so it doesn’t matter if I play with him.”

he took another two steps towards Lan Wangji, trying to catch up.Sure enough, Lan Wangji also ran away.Wei Wuxian treated it as if he was teasing a child, and cooperated diligently, running around he for two or three times, saying, “Run, run, run, run faster, but don’t ask me to catch you. If I catch you once, I’ll lick you again to see if you’re scared.”

The original intention of He said this was to intimidate, but unexpectedly, Lan Wangji suddenly walked over from the other side of the screen and bumped into He head-on.

Wei Wuxian was originally going to catch he, but he didn’t expect that he would come to the door by himself. He was speechless for a moment and forgot to stretch out his hand.Seeing that he didn’t move, Lan Wangji raised his bundled wrists, wrapped his two arms around his neck, as if he had actively slipped into an unbreakable trap, and said, “I caught him.”

Wei Wuxian: “…Huh? Yes, I caught it.”

As if he was waiting expectantly for something, but didn’t wait for a while, Lan Wangji repeated these three words again, this time with a strong emphasis, as if urging him a little anxiously: “Caught it.”

Wei Wuxian said, “Yes, I caught it.”

Caught, what next?

What’s he talking about – what’s the point of catching him once?

…No way.

Wei Wuxian said, “This time it doesn’t count. You came here on your own this time…”

Before he finished speaking, he saw Lan Wangji’s face darken, his face covered with frost, and he looked extremely unhappy.

Wei Wuxian thought to himself, “No way. When Lan Zhan is drunk, he not only likes to play hide and seek, but also likes to be licked?”

He wanted to take his arm off Lan Wangji’s neck, but Lan Wangji raised his hand to hold it down, suppressing him tightly and preventing him from taking it off.Wei Wuxian saw one of he’s hands pressed on his arm, thought for a moment, then moved closer, tentatively bringing his cheek closer, his lips brushing against the back of Lan Wangji’s hand as if they were touching or kissing, and the tip of his tongue lightly brushed against the cold jade-like skin.

Very lightly.

Lan Wangji withdrew his hand as fast as lightning, took away Wei Wuxian’s arms, jumped to the side with his back to him, hugged the hand that was licked, and silently lowered his head and faced the wall without speaking.

Wei Wuxian pondered: “Is he afraid or likes it? Or is he afraid and likes it at the same time?”

While he was thinking about it, Lan Wangji turned around and said calmly, “Come again.”

Wei Wuxian: “Come again? What come?”

Lan Wangji hid behind the screen again, revealing half of his face to look at him.

The meaning couldn’t be more obvious: come again, you chase, I’ll run.

After a moment of silence, Wei Wuxian obeyed and said, “Come again.”This time, he only took two steps to catch up, and Lan Wangji bumped into him again.

Wei Wuxian said, “You really did it on purpose.”

Lan Wangji put He’s arm around his neck again, as if he didn’t understand this sentence, waiting for He to fulfill his promise again.

Wei Wuxian thought to himself: “I just let Lan Zhan have so much fun by himself? How can this be okay? Whatever I do to him now, he won’t remember it when he wakes up. I’m just having fun with him.”

he circled Lan Wangji, and the two sat on the wooden couch together.Wei Wuxian said, “You like this, right? Don’t turn around and say, do you like it? If you like this, you don’t have to chase after me for a while every time. I’ll make you happy enough at one time.”

As he said that, he took one of Lan Wangji’s hands, lowered his head, and kissed his white and slender fingers.

Lan Wangji tried to retract his hand again, but Wei Wuxian held him tightly, preventing him from taking it back.

Then, Wei Wuxian’s lips pressed against he’s clear knuckles, and his light and feathery breaths traveled up the fingers and to the back of his hand.Here, another kiss.

Lan Wangji couldn’t pull his hand back no matter how hard he tried, so he immediately closed his fingers and formed a fist.

Wei Wuxian pulled up some of his sleeves, exposing his white wrists, and kissed them.

After the kiss, he did not raise his head, only raised his eyes and said, “Is that enough?”

Lan Wangji closed his mouth tightly and said nothing.Wei Wuxian then sat up straight and said, “Tell me, did you burn some paper money for me?”

No answer.Wei Wuxian smiled, moved up to him, kissed him on the heart through his clothes, and said, “I won’t give it to you if you don’t say anything. Tell me, how did you recognize me?”

Lan Wangji closed his eyes and trembled his lips, as if he was about to confess.

But, at this moment, Wei Wuxian stared at his soft-looking, light red lips, and as if fascinated, he kissed them on the lips.

After the kiss, he licked it again.

Both of them suddenly opened their eyes.

After a while, Lan Wangji suddenly raised his hand.Wei Wuxian suddenly woke up and suddenly broke out in a cold sweat. He thought he was going to slap him so hard that his heart and lungs flew out of his chest, so he quickly rolled off the bed.When he turned around, he saw Lan Wangji slap his forehead with his palm, knocking him unconscious and lying down on the wooden couch.

In the private room, Lan Wangji fell on the couch and Wei Wuxian sat on the floor.A gust of cold wind blew in from the open window, making Wei Wuxian feel a chill on his back and made him wake up a little.

He stood up from the floor, pushed the table back to its original position, and sat down at the table.

After being dazed for a while, he lowered his head and bit hard on the knot on his wrist and forehead for a while, and finally bit open the seven or eight knots stacked in a string.

After his hands were released, in order to calm down his shock, he naturally went to pour a glass of wine.The wine glass was brought to my mouth. I drank for a long time without drinking a drop. When I lowered my eyes, I saw that there was no wine at all.The wine in the pot had already been drained by he. When he poured it out just now, he didn’t even notice that nothing was poured out.

Wei Wuxian put the empty cup on the table and thought, “What else are you drinking? I’ve drunk enough today.”

At this time, he turned his head, just enough to miss the screen, and saw Lan Wangji lying quietly on the couch from the side, and thought to himself: “…I really drank too much today, it was too much. Lan Zhan is such a serious and good person, even if he is drunk, even if he probably doesn’t remember anything after waking up, he shouldn’t be teasing him like this…it’s too disrespectful.”

But when he thought about what he had done “irresponsibly” just now, Wei Wuxian couldn’t help but raise his hand and lightly touched his lips.

He took the bandage on his forehead and smoothed it after stroking it for a while. He walked to the couch and put it next to the pillow. He held it back for a while without looking at Lan Wangji’s face. He squatted down to help him take off his boots and assumed a standard Lan sleeping position.

After finishing, Wei Wuxian leaned on the wooden couch and sat on the ground.I have been thinking wildly for a while, all in confusion, but I have only one thought, which is extremely clear:

It’s better not to let Lan Zhan drink from now on.If he looks like this when he meets everyone, then something really bad is going to happen.