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    Allen Chu was stunned and his eyes widened suddenly: “Why don’t you wear clothes?”

    “Ah?” Mo Ran looked down in shock and saw his naked upper body. He raised his hand and touched himself. He didn’t know how to explain it for a moment, “Uh…”

    Chu Wanning looked at he’s guilty actions, and felt a little overwhelmed, so he said seriously: “The ink burns.”

    Mo Ran raised his hand: “Here!”

    “…The dog’s head is still small. It may become a demon in the future. Didn’t I tell you before that you should set an example and not teach it bad things?”

    “Y-yeah.”

    Allen Chu narrowed his eyes dangerously: “Then what are you doing?”

    “…”

    “The words… you are right to say so.” Mo Ran murmured in his heart, but can this fat dog really become a spirit?It’s probably useless to chant Buddha’s name in its ears every day.Besides, what can dogs understand?Even if Chu Wanning sleeps in front of Goutou every day, Goutou probably won’t understand the true meaning of dog life.

    But it was hard to refute what Master said, so Mo Ran had to tactfully say: “Wan Ning, listen to my explanation, things are not what you think. I didn’t want to do anything secretly…”

    Unexpectedly, the dog’s head was afraid that the world would not be in chaos. He suddenly interrupted he’s words, raised his head and began to call “bark, woof, woof, woof” in Mo Ran’s arms.

    Chu night Ning held his forehead and gritted his teeth and said: “Let it go.”

    “Okay, okay.” Mo Ran let go of the dog’s head, “Actually, I…”

    “What does it look like naked? Explain it after you put on clothes!”

    The ink burned and froze.

    Seeing that he had a strange look on his face, Allen Chu looked around and found that Mo Ran had not taken off his clothes, but that his underwear was completely gone. He couldn’t help but be stunned: “…where did your clothes go?”

    In this awkward atmosphere, the yellow and white dog’s head squinted and began to look at Mo Ran with that mean expression.That expression seemed to be smiling: Hehe, are you stupid?

    Let me see how you explain it!

    Mo Ran touched his nose, his Adam’s apple twitched, and he hesitated: “Wan, Wan Ning, if…if I said that my clothes turned into a sea of flowers, would you…would you believe it?”

    Chu nightning: “…………”

    Grandmaster Chu’s angry scolding came from the hut on Nanping Mountain: “Mo Weiyu, are you really stupid for thinking that your master has not been down the mountain for too long?!”

    “No, no, no, you didn’t, didn’t lie! Master is the smartest, how could he lie!!”

    “Speak to me properly! You can’t tell the difference between a straight and a straight face, and you still stutter!”

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    Mo Ran is actually really angry with Goutou, really.

    He felt that this dog always had some thoughts that dogs shouldn’t have, especially when he looked at people sideways, it seemed more like he was demonstrating towards him.

    Alas, it was obviously not like this when it was picked up from the haystack.

    It’s better now. Chu Wanning likes this five-month-old dog very much. He also said that it is not an adult, so it is forbidden for Mo Ran to do anything immoral and lead a bad child in the last month.

    Mo Ran asked himself, and felt that he had done well enough in the state of Master Mo. He had adopted the dog head for more than half a month, and he had endured it. Even the state of Tao Xianjun had restrained a lot. At least after losing control once, Chu Wanning taught him a severe lesson, and he did not behave absurdly again, nor did he quietly carry the dog head to the kitchen to stew it into dog meat soup.

    But now it seems that he made a very failed choice.

    ——He should have nipped this bitch in the cradle from the beginning!

    Angry and angry, Chu Wanning’s birthday gift could not be delayed, so early the next morning, Mo Ran decided to quickly collect some things and bring them to the wish-fulfillment box.

    “Fresh fish, millet, sugar bowl… bamboo dragonfly, paper butterfly, silk handkerchief…”

    While Chu Wanning went out to pick fresh fruits in the depths of Nanping Mountain, Mo Ran searched every morsel of food and every inch of rags at home, and packed everything he could into the Qiankun Bag.

    The dog head looked at him with horror on his face, as if he was not sure whether he was the owner or a thief pretending to be the owner.If it could speak at this moment, what would it say: “Brother, why don’t you even let go of my dog ​​bowl?”

    ah!wrong!Dog bowl!

    How can you snatch its bowl!

    Goutou reacted suddenly, rushed forward with a sudden movement, gritted his teeth and bit the edge of his job bowl, and started a class struggle with the shameless Mo Papi.

    Don’t grab my bowl!Woof woof woof!

    Mo Ran doesn’t let go, just kidding, this bowl is made of Kunlun blue glass, and the food looks like it’s freshly cooked after being left in it for three days.Before meeting Dogou, Mo Ran originally planned to raise a cat, a soft, white, quiet and sensible white cat.Cats have small appetites. He considered that he and Chu Wanning sometimes traveled with swords and would not go home for two or three days. He wanted the cat to eat fresh food, so he entrusted Mei Hanxue to find such a bowl.

    Unexpectedly, the cat has not been raised yet, so this stupid dog has been taken advantage of.

    Is this glass bowl’s ability to keep food fresh and tender useful for dog heads?Pour the grain in, let alone three days, blink your eyes three times, it is guaranteed to eat to the bottom!

    “Relax, this is the bowl I bought!”

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    “I lent it to you! Now it’s due and I have to take it back!”

    “Woof woof woof!” You fart!

    “Relax!”

    “Woof woof!” Don’t let go!

    “Loose!”

    “Woof!” Get out!

    A man and a dog were struggling with the saw, when the courtyard door creaked.

    Chu Wanning held a basket of sweet and tender fruits and maintained the posture of pushing the door. He stood at the door and looked down at Grandmaster Mo who was kneeling in the yard and fighting for the bowl with the dog head.

    “…” After a long silence, Chu Wanning put the bamboo basket on the stone table in the courtyard, took a piece of fruit, thought about it, and took a few more.

    The Immortal Lord in White lowered his eyes and said earnestly to Mo Ran: “You stay here and don’t move. I’ll wash two oranges for you.”

    The moment he turned around and entered the kitchen, he heard Allen Chu sigh and murmur to himself: “Alas… the porridge I cooked for him in the morning was too unpalatable… Why is he so hungry that he competes with the dog for food?”

    Mo Ran: “…???”

    “Master! Wait! Things are not what you think–ouch!”

    While he was in a hurry to explain, the dog’s head whined and bit the back of his hand. Mo Ran screamed and suddenly let go of his hand. The yellow and white earth dog ran out of the courtyard with its glass bowl in its mouth and disappeared in a hurry.

    Mo Ran gritted his teeth and covered his hands and cursed: “This stupid dog…”

    After a whole day of chattering, Mo Ran put down his chopsticks and made an excuse to say that he wanted to go to nearby Lin’an City to buy some medicine for injuries, so he went out with all his wishes in mind.

    As soon as he left the yard, he quickly found a deserted place, recited the incantation “Giving gold is too stupid”, and entered the box again.

    Gao Batian was basking in the sun beside yesterday’s flower field. When he saw Mo Ran, he hummed: “Come, come, come, come – are you coming?”

    “Wait a minute.”

    Gao Batian waved his hand to show that he didn’t care, but his eyes glanced at the ink-burning Qiankun bag: “Have you brought something, something strange?”

    The ink was not in a hurry, and he handed it a fresh peach with a smile: “This is for you, Wan Ning picked it.”

    Gao Batian Mung Bean’s little eyes suddenly lit up. He waved one of his paws, turned his head, and refused uprightly: “I can’t die, I can’t die!” But a small paw opened the pocket in front of his belly.

    Mo Ran smiled and said: “Why can’t I do it? It’s just a fresh peach.”

    He said and stuffed it into his pocket.

    Gao Batian, who had been bribed by Tao Zi, coughed a few times, and his expression softened: “Hey, you, look at you, come on, do you want to be polite?”

    After saying that, he coughed a few more times, moved his butt on the tree pillar, and sat upright.

    “Come on, let me know, Kangkang, you have brought something with you.”

    The witty Grandmaster Mo smiled and said, “Okay, I’ll trouble Mr. Gao to change some materials.”

    “No, no problem!”

    The ink burned and handed over the bits and pieces that had been collected all day long into its little claws.Gao Batian opened the kit, looked through it roughly, and sighed.

    Mo Ran’s heart tightened: “What’s wrong?”

    Gao Batian raised his eyes and said, “Sao Nian, you are really poor.”

    Mo Ran lowered his eyelashes and said helplessly: “…I don’t know what you want. Although there are better things, they are what we use every day… If you feel it is not suitable, then I…” Biquge TV is updated the fastest https://www.biqugetv.com/ https://m.biqugetv.com/

    “Forget it, forget it.” Gao Batian interrupted, “Zidao, you are usually spreading your wealth to help the world, so let’s make do with it first.”

    But he said in his heart: For the sake of giving me a peach, let’s make do with it first!

    “What I give you won’t be the best, because there’s only so much you can give me. But the artifacts of our demon tribe are all magical! Even if they are broken, Zi has to use your imagination and hard work to produce a very satisfactory effect!”

    Mo Ran turned from worry to joy and said with a smile: “Really? Thank you very much.”

    Gao Batian waved his hand again, and then began to replace the things brought by Mo Ran with the demon equipment in the box one by one.

    “Fresh fish—you can exchange it for this!”

    Gao Batian took out a pile of soft felt fabrics from his pocket.

    “What is this?”

    “This four, four is made of cloth made of cat hair!”

    Mo Ran opened his eyes wide in surprise and took the bundle of cloth: “Cat hair can still weave cloth?”

    “The nine-tailed big cat demon.” Guo Batian explained, and then took out another thing from his pocket, “You can exchange it for the bamboo dragonfly!”

    Mo Ran looked at the pile of ordinary small wooden sticks: “What is this?”

    “Take one, stick it in the ground, spit it out, and it will turn into the best wood. Although it’s not the best, it’s pretty good.”

    Next, Gao Batian gave him a bunch of weird things one after another, including shells that were bigger than a human being, bells that made snow fall when the wind blew, a group of swallows that were good at building nests, blue bricks that could pave their own roads, a fire that could understand human speech… and so on.

    The most valuable thing among them is actually a bag of coke made by Chu Wanning.Gao Batian couldn’t put it down and said that it was the favorite food of the little rice cakes. Mo Ran was surprised and funny at the same time.

    He thought to himself, if Wan Ning doesn’t know how to cook every day and you want to eat coke, I can bring you a lot.

    he asked: “What can I exchange for coke?”

    “Just wait and see.” Gao Ba Tian Ga Ba Ga Ba chewed a piece of coke and waved his little claws.

    Soon, Mo Ran saw a sparkling golden lotus pond sinking next to the flower field. The flowing water in the lotus pond was like melted gold, and one after another brilliant snow lotus flowers were revealed.

    “All your wishes come true.” Gaoba pouted and said, “Think about the forest fish. Go to the river and recite it twice, and there will be lotus leaves floating for you. You can also ask for fresh lotus roots and tender water chestnuts. It will be enough for you to prepare a birthday banquet… How about it, Si Bu Si is very powerful!”

    Mo Ran stared at the pond in silence for a moment, then turned to Gao Batian and said decisively: “I will carry a sack of coke for you next time!”

    “Zeng, Zeng!” Gao Batian stuttered again in excitement, “You Zeng are great!”

    Mo Ran said sincerely: “No, you are the best.”

    With the materials given to him by Gao Batian, Mo Ran rolled up his sleeves and started working.

    Master’s birthday is the day after tomorrow. Tomorrow is the Immortal Lord’s personality. He must work faster. As long as he has to be busy in this box all day today, plus the day time the day after tomorrow, by the night of tomorrow, he should be able to lead Master in after eating longevity noodles and give Master a surprise.

    While thinking this, he quickly arranged the cloth, toys, and wood from the demon clan… and began to build an idyllic wonderland for the master that was beyond this world.Neither extravagant nor bothering others, Mo Ran moved the wooden rafters quickly and was quite pleased:

    Hard work pays off, Master will definitely have a happier birthday party this year than last year!

    However, Grandmaster Mo was still too naive.

    He has no intention of competing with himself for favor, but Ta Xianjun is different. Ta Xianjun is a person who can knock himself to death. How could he be willing to be bullied by he?

    You must know that after Nanpingshan returned to seclusion, Taxianjun was always angry with himself and always wanted to compete with himself.

    The daily memories of the two personalities are not completely the same, they are just shared by chance.This situation is actually worse than complete knowledge or complete ignorance. It is like a layer of veil that scratches people’s hearts and makes it easier to provoke moths.

    For example, a few days ago, Ta Xianjun stared at Chu Wanning cooking porridge, stared at it, and suddenly said: “I remember, what you cooked yesterday was not porridge.”

    “Yes.” Allen Chu said lightly, “What’s wrong?”

    “But I don’t remember what you did yesterday.”

    “I didn’t cook, so I went to the village and bought some steamed buns.”

    Ta Xianjun quit, stared with black and purple eyes, and said forcefully: “I want to eat steamed buns too!”

    “…Didn’t you say you wanted to drink porridge when you got up in the morning?”

    “No.” Ta Xianjun said unreasonably, “I also want to eat steamed buns. You can’t just buy them for him and not for me.”

    “…You might as well take medicine.”

    “I want steamed buns!!!”

    “Only porridge.”

    “I want both porridge and steamed buns!”

    Allen Chu was too lazy to talk to him: “You can eat if you like, forget it if you don’t.”

    Ta Xianjun was so angry that he almost fainted. He grabbed Chu Wanning’s wrist, brought him over, pressed him against the stove, lowered his eyelashes and looked down: “What’s your attitude? Why can he eat big solid steamed buns, but I can only drink porridge? Tell me, do you think he is better than me?”

    “…I just feel that you were less sick yesterday than you are today.”

    Ta Xianjun was silent for a while, as if he wanted to get angry, but in the end he said sadly: “Good… very good. Chu Wanning, what you said before is really a lie. I have always been a person – is this how you treat the same person? You can’t even make the same dish, how can you favor him!”

    Allen Chu was speechless and said: “The same person will not eat the same meal every morning. Please stop making trouble, the porridge will be cold in a while.”

    Ta Xianjun said angrily: “No more drinking!”

    “Really don’t drink anymore?”

    “Don’t drink!”

    Chu night Ning nodded: “Okay, then I’ll give it to the dog. It’s just a pity that the cloud legs inside were your favorite last time.”

    “…”

    That’s it, Ta Xianjun will always be in this state of competing with himself for favors and favors.

    As a calm and gentle person, Grandmaster Mo, who has experienced two lives and has the presence of the old god, is completely unable to understand this stupid behavior.

    At this moment, Mo Ran, who is working hard, has no idea what kind of crazy behavior he will do when he switches to the personality of Stepping Immortal Lord in a few hours…

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