[R18] Erha and he’s white cat master – “Er Ha and He’s White Cat Master” Chapter 338 Extra “Xue Meng’s Blind Date: Jiang Xi Hits the Street” [English]

Although Jiang Xi voluntarily stopped the job, in fact, no one believed that Jiang Xi had any skills in dressing up as a woman.

People even suspect that Jiang Xi’s impression of “women” is probably only literal.But when Elder Chen cautiously ran over and asked: “Lord Jiang, do you… do you know how girls are generally different from you?” Jiang Xi actually replied indifferently: “Yes.”

“Ah…” Elder Chen was very surprised, “I thought you had never had contact with any woman…”

Jiang Xi said indifferently: “Who said that.”

Xue Meng on the side was shocked when he heard what he said. He thought he was going to use Mrs. Wang as an example, and he hurriedly wanted to stand up and stop him.But Jiang Xi said next:

“If a man loses eight feet, his skin and flesh are here, and they can be measured and cut out to find them. His death can be seen through anatomy.”

Elder Chen was confused: “…What do you mean?”

“Oh, that’s what our leader said.” Gu Yueye replied doglegly, “He has dissected a female corpse.”

“…”

Excuse me, the Medicine Sect is really terrible.

Elder Chen stumbled for a long time before he trembled and said, “Well, Lord Jiang, you think you know the characteristics of the girls very well?”

Jiang Xi glanced at him indifferently, and showed his in-depth understanding of the object of his disguise with an expressionless face: “Small bones, smooth tone, rich sebum, curvy body, with special parts such as vagina and vagina.” Biquge TV first launched at www.biqugetv.com m.biqugetv.com

Dead silence.

Jiang Xi looked down at he confidently and indifferently, paused, and said: “I wrote a book called “A Woman’s Prescription for a Thousand Gold in the Lone Moon Night”. The book comes with drawings. If you are curious, you can take a look.”

Mei Hanxue: “Pfft!”

Xue Meng: “…”

Mei Hanxue: “…”

After a long while, Elder Chen put his forehead on his head and patted his head. He thought that he would have to have such a cold-blooded flower to pretend to be a charming and unparalleled beauty to deceive the scroll demon. He couldn’t help but murmured: “It’s over, it’s all over…”

Based on Jiang Yeshen’s understanding, how should he play the role of a nun?

Do you want to dissect yourself?!

It’s night.

Taobao Villa is brightly lit with candles and wind chimes tinkling.

Jiang Yesen had already prepared and was sitting alone in the side room waiting.According to Ma Yun’s idea of ​​catching monsters, Master Jiang also lit incense in the room, disguised himself as a woman and waited for the scroll demon to come to the door. As long as the demon can voluntarily stay in the house for a cup of tea, then their plan will be successful. The scroll demon will definitely lose its will and can have love for the sow, and they can take the opportunity to gently subdue it.Biquget TV mobile terminal https://m.biqugetv.com/

Of course, the invitation to come was ghostwritten by someone else, because Lord Jiang himself couldn’t write at all, and after thinking for a long time, he just wrote a strong and fierce word “come”, which was daunting.Fortunately, the Shohou disciples of Taobao Villa were the best at speaking softly and quickly wrote a new letter full of love and yearning for Master Jiang, thus resolving the urgent need.

At this moment, the disciples in the villa were all hiding in the dark.Xue Meng was also watching in the grass. He asked Mei Hanxue in a low voice with some uncertainty: “Is everything going to be okay? Can Jiang Xi really tell the difference between the makeup and powder? Does he really know how to disguise a man as a woman?”

Mei Hanxue replied without any consolation: “I’m sorry.”

“…”

Feeling even more uneasy, Xue Meng swallowed his saliva and said with difficulty: “How about I go see he, I -”

Just as she was about to crawl out, Mei Hanxue grabbed her and pressed her down: “Silence.”

Then he motioned Xue Meng to look at the corridor and whispered: “It’s coming.”

Under the moonlight, the scroll demon was wearing a cloak, probably to imitate the skills of the Snow Stepping Palace. There were petals and butterflies constantly surrounding it.This monster was strolling around the courtyard. Although its face was hidden by its hood, it looked like it was not very smart when it walked.

The faint sound of the bamboo flute came from Jiang Xi’s guest room. After listening to the sound for a while, the scroll demon thought that this person was good at playing the flute and might be better at playing the flute, so he walked to the door with satisfaction and knocked twice: “Madam, I have been invited to come to visit you. Can you please excuse me?”

After knocking twice, Jiang Xi ignored it. Seeing that the door was ajar, it stopped being polite and said, “If you don’t mind, I’ll come in.”

Jiang Xi still didn’t answer, but Xue Meng suddenly let out a low sigh: “Why is this voice so familiar?”

Over there, the scroll demon had opened the door and entered the house, and the flute sound finally stopped.Although Xue Meng felt uneasy in his heart, he still thought, hey, as long as Jiang Yeshen can wait for a cup of tea, and it doesn’t leave the cup of tea, he will be fascinated by the incense in the room and look at everyone, and then they can surrender it in one fell swoop –

Before he could finish his thoughts, he heard a loud bang!

Xue Meng was shocked and said: “What’s going on?! It only took a blink of an eye! Jiang Yesen dressed up as a woman and made it vomit!”

As everyone watched in stunned silence, the scroll demon rose into the air along with the wooden door that flew away, the table that was kicked over, and the divine light that came out of the box.This time it didn’t make a “vomit” sound, but screamed “Ah”, and then it fell from the air to the ground with a bang under everyone’s gaze.

Everyone: “…”

“Ouch…” The Scroll Demon whined miserably, “It hurts, it hurts… it hurts…”

At the same time, Jiang Yesen came out with his sword in a murderous manner.Mei Hanxue opened her eyes wide, blinked twice, turned around and asked Mei Hanxue: “Am I blind? Where did he dress up as a woman?”

“You’re not blind.” Mei Hanxue looked at Jiang Yesen expressionlessly, “He’s not pretending.”

Xue Meng said: “He is pretending!”

Mei Hanxue: “…?”

Mei Hanxue: “???”

“…Where are you pretending to be?”

Xue Meng pointed to Jiang Xi’s wrist: “Look, he is wearing a thin white jade bracelet. Only women wear it.”

The Mei brothers fell into silence.After a while, Mei Hanxue said coldly: “I think there is no difference between you and Jiang Yesen. I think the difference between others wearing makeup and not is whether they have red lips.”

Xue Meng was stunned for a moment when he heard the words, and said blankly: “…Isn’t it?”

Mei Hanxue: “…”

They were talking here, but in the yard over there, Jiang Xi didn’t know what happened with the scroll demon before, and his handsome eyebrows stood up with anger. The divine snow phoenix flowed with silver light in his hand and made a buzzing sound.He grabbed the scroll monster that was lying on the ground, and the monster shouted: “Ah! Great beauty! Great beauty! How can you be so cruel? How can you bear to do it to such a pretty face like mine!”

Jiang Xi said angrily: “You are looking for death!”

“Hey, you’re killing people! It’s so unreasonable!”

During the fight between one man and one demon, the scroll spirit’s cloak slipped down, revealing the face underneath——

The onlookers were immediately speechless.

This scroll demon really deserves to be beaten to death, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, actually had Jiang Xi’s face in his face!

I also know that it probably transformed into Jiang Xi last night and was a prostitute in Yangzhou. It was quite popular. This demon brother must be a little bit high, but he still came out to show off and deceive tonight with Jiang Xi’s facial features.

He also bumped into Jiang Xi himself.

But because it was not very smart, it did not realize that the person it was teasing was Jiang Yeshen himself.So just now in the room, I wanted to know what Jiang Xi had gone through——

He was probably watching “himself” enter the room with a smile on his face, flirting and posing in a charming way, calling “little lady~” softly and tactfully, and maybe he even got some flirtatious looks from “himself” in a grandiose way.

…No wonder Jiang Xi is so angry, no one else would be angry.

Seeing that Jiang Xi was really furious and wanted to rectify the Scroll Demon on the spot, the disciples of Taobao Villa who were lying around rushed out one after another, trying to persuade him in a hurry.

“Lord Jiang! Don’t be impulsive!”

“Once you hit it, all the secrets will be revealed!”

“Calm down, Master Jiang!!!”

The scroll demon looked stupid, but it was very flexible and quick to escape. When it saw that the situation was not good, it immediately got up in the chaos, turned around and slipped into the night like flying.

While running, he got deeply involved in the drama and shouted loudly: “I, Gu Yue Ye Jiang Yeshen, will come back! Wow hahahahaha!!”

“…” Jiang Xi’s straight nose looked like it was going to be crooked with anger.

he shouted angrily: “The evil beast is so reckless!”

He has probably never seen “himself” running around with his head in his arms in his life!Don’t even think about it!

The scroll demon probably felt that shouting was not exciting enough, so he actually imitated the echo and shouted from a distance: “I, Gu Yue Ye Jiang Yeshen, will come back – I will come back – I will come back – I will come back -”

“You’re looking for death!”

All the disciples coaxed: “Master Jiang, Master Jiang——”

Jiang Xi: “How dare you try using my face again!”

The disciples advised: “Venerable Lord Jiang, Lord Jiang——”

Jiang Xi said angrily: “I’ll let you suffer from epilepsy, stranguria, viscera, epistaxis, skull removal, cyst removal, wind consumption, and diaphragm -” Others could no longer understand the medicinal terminology behind.

Everyone was trying to persuade them, but Xue Meng was the only one who was more serious: “…What does wind tuberculosis and diaphragm mean?”

Mei Hanxue on the side said: “It seems to be the four major diseases written in medical books.”

Seeing that Xue Meng still seemed to understand, Mei Hanxue on the other side explained expressionlessly: “To put it simply. He wants it to be riddled with all kinds of diseases and tortured to death.”

Xue Meng’s face twitched slightly, and he turned his head to continue watching the battle.

The furious Jiang Xi was surrounded by a group of Shohou disciples from Taobao Villa, who kept urging him: “Oh, forget it, forget it.”

“Master, calm down your anger, calm down your anger, calm down your anger.”

Jiang Xi’s anger was obviously not easy to dissipate. Lord Jiang was not a broad-minded person to begin with. Being ill for several months made his temper even worse. In addition, the demon was holding a he in front of others, which made him so angry that his head was smoking, and he lost his bearings for a moment.He fiercely pulled out his sleeve from the hand of a young disciple who was holding him: “Let me go!”

“Okay, okay, let it go, let it go, whatever the leader says will be whatever it is.”

“I killed that-”

The disciples who had just breathed a sigh of relief hurriedly stopped him: “You can’t do it! Don’t do it!”

“Hurry and show the leader your seat, pour some tea, and defeat the fire.”

In the chaos, a green light suddenly flashed, and the disciples were shocked and avoided it one after another. At this time, Jiang Yesen suddenly became unsteady, staggered a few steps, and fell to his knees on the ground.

Everyone was immediately silent, and they were all blaming each other with their eyes——

Oh my god, why didn’t you hold on to Master Jiang!

It’s obvious that you are relatively close, do you blame me?!

But what exactly is that green light…

At this time, the little bee transformed by the owner of the horse farm buzzed over. Elder Chen Xuyuan was stunned for a moment, suddenly changed his expression, patted his balding head and shouted: “It’s over, it’s over! Lord Jiang didn’t keep the scroll demon! He is also cursed! He is also going to become an animal!!”

When Xue Meng heard this, he stood up from the haystack and exclaimed in surprise: “What?!”