[R18] Erha and he’s white cat master – “Er Ha and He’s White Cat Master” Chapter 336 Extra “Xue Meng’s Blind Date with the Tea Girl (6)” [English]

So miserable.

That night, Mei Hanxue sat in front of the bronze mirror, sighing and looking at the injuries on her face.

He didn’t even know how he managed to escape Xue Meng’s men during the day.

Looking at Xue Meng’s posture, I wish I could take off all his clothes, and then punish him with the death penalty of being burned with a cannon!Fortunately, Cai Bao was still very generous. Seeing that he had fed him so many small dried fish these past few days, he jumped out heroically, meowing and yelling to stop Xue Ziming, who almost wanted to eat him alive.

Too bad.

“He is really ruthless.” Mei Hanxue touched the bruise on the corner of her lip and frowned, “Why don’t I just dress up as a woman and tease him? He really wants to risk his life with me.”

In the guest room, Mei Hanxue said coldly: “That’s right. I always bully him when you have nothing to do.”

Mei Hanxue glared at her brother from the bronze mirror: “As if you don’t bully him, who is the one who will hurt him to death when he gets the chance? What’s more, I don’t just tease him, I also share his worries.”

“Why did you share his worries?” Mei Hanxue said coldly, “He was clearly going crazy just now, didn’t you see?”

“I see.” Mei Hanxue paused, then suddenly smiled, “But to be honest, it’s really funny when he is angry. Although my original intention is to make his life happier, I can’t stop him from recruiting me.”

He said, stood up, leaned against the wooden table while dangling, and bumped into Mei Hanxue: “I’m just playing for fun, and I will still protect him.”

“…”

“Look, he has been very happy these past few days since I came to the Summit of Death and Life. Today is the only day I got angry. Three days in a row, I think I am doing a good job as a queen.” Mei Hanxue blinked her cat-like emerald eyes, her eyebrows arched, “Don’t be unhappy.”

Mei Hanxue looked worried: “Don’t lie to him like this next time.”

“Pfft, okay, I’ll try something else next time.”

“You-!”

“Take you with me.”

“…”

Mei Hanxue said with consternation: “It’s all the trouble you caused. You’d better think about how to explain to the owner of the horse farm tomorrow. I’m going to bed.”

“Let’s not go out and play a game to tease Xue Meng?”

“You still think you don’t have enough scars on your face today?”

Mei Hanxue chirped twice, then lay down on Brother He’s bed without interest, and sighed: “Well, what’s the point of life if you can’t play tricks on others?”

Mei Hanxue’s face darkened: “Who allowed you to lie on my bed with your shoes on?!”

Since the trap was brought about by Xue Meng and Mei Hanxue, and Taobao Villa is already in a state of distress, as the initiators, whether intentionally or unintentionally, they have to settle this issue for the owner of the village.

So early the next morning, even though Xue Meng was extremely unhappy, he still had to ride the wind with his Shuangmei brothers, Yu Jian, and the three of them rushed to the West Lake together.

As soon as the sword fell to the ground and came to the entrance of Taobao Villa where the huge night cat totem was circulating, Xue Meng was stunned.

Outside Youlong Huifeng’s magnificent villa, a group of civilians were standing, holding red lacquered wooden signs in their hands, and roaring something menacingly. Because the roar was too mixed, although the sound was loud, the content could not be heard for a while.Just when he was stunned, he saw a row of women in red dresses, green sleeves and heavy makeup coming around the corner of the street. They were actually the ladies from all the brothels in Lin’an Prefecture.

These old madams, who usually want to tear each other’s hair and step on each other’s toes when they meet each other, gathered together now, worked together in an indescribable way, and screamed together: “Give me the top card!”

“Give me back the oiran!”

“Give me back my daughters!”

“Give me back my tea girl!”

Xue Meng has never seen this battle. He is not afraid of anything. Today, he found that he was a little afraid of these women.Mei Hanxue saw that he was panicking, and smiled and patted him on the shoulder: “It’s okay, girls are very soft creatures and won’t eat people.”

As soon as he finished speaking, an old bustard beat his big chest hard with the force of breaking a big stone, so loud that Xue Meng’s eyes went straight.

The madam said angrily: “Taobao Villa must deal with this evil!”

“That’s right!” Some civilians in the crowd also shouted, “Give my daughter her dignity back!”

“He called my wife a piece of cake! My wife even cried!”

“…What’s all this mess, what’s going on?” Xue Meng murmured.

Mei Hanxue knocked on his shoulder with the Shuofeng Sword and said to him, “Follow me through the back door.”

Xue Meng was still angry at first and didn’t want to pay attention to the brothers, but when he saw that the front door was indeed blocked, and the disciples of Taobao Villa were pathetically trying to survive at the door, he had no choice but to roll his eyes and reluctantly follow the Mei brothers to take a detour behind the villa.

“Xue Meng, the head of the Peak of Death and Life, and Mei Hanxue, a disciple of Kunlun Snow Palace, please see the Master of the Horse Village.”

“Ah!”

The disciple guarding the back door was filled with tears.

“Headmaster Xue! Master Mei! You are finally here!”

Xue Meng said: “Where is the owner of your horse farm? There is such a big noise outside, he should at least comfort him, how can he stay behind closed doors?”

It’s okay not to mention this matter. When it was mentioned, the gatekeeper’s tears and nose suddenly flowed together, and he almost rubbed it on Xue Meng: “Zhuang, Zhuangzhu, he… he…”

Xue Meng always underestimated the mentality of picking up horses, and thought that the owner of the horse farm was a man who loved returning to the mountains and rivers, so he once again nervously said: “He can’t jump in the West Lake, can he?”

The gatekeeper cried loudly: “No, no! It was last night… the owner of the horse farm turned into a lucky butterfly and flew away!”

Xue Meng alerted: “…this blessed butterfly you are talking about…what is it?”

“Blessed Butterfly! It’s not that or anything, it just flies, the kind that everyone likes!” The gatekeeper gestured anxiously with his hands, “Blessed Butterfly!”

Xue Meng was still puzzled, and Mei Hanxue suddenly asked: “Are you from Fujian?”

“Yeah, yeah, yeah!!” The gatekeeper nodded repeatedly.

Mei Hanxue turned around and translated to Xue Meng indifferently: “He is talking about butterflies.”

Xue Meng: “…”

However, when they went to the flower hall of Taobao Villa and saw the evocative owner of the horse farm, Xue Meng asked from the soul: “Is this mother-in-law called a butterfly?”

A little bee buzzed left and right, up and down.

It flew so fast that Xue Meng couldn’t help but want to raise his hand and slap it flat, but the elder of Taobao Villa immediately stopped him: “Absolutely not! If you hit us, our owner will die!”

The pick-up horse that turned into a hard-working little bee circled in a circle and stopped steadily in the center of the rosewood table. It stared at Xue Meng with a pair of bee eyes, seeming to be silently crying to the head of Xue about his experience.

“…” Xue Meng thought this was simply unbelievable, he pointed at the bee, “No. Is this thing really a passenger horse? Are you sure it’s not that he made up a story to fool you in order to avoid being condemned by the outside world?” Biquge TV is updated the fastest https://www.biqugetv.com/ https://m.biqugetv.com/

“It’s absolutely true. It’s as good as false.” The elder said sadly, “I saw with my own eyes the owner of the village turned into a lucky butterfly last night!”

Xue Meng: “…Are you also from Fujian?”

“I’m from Funan!”

“…” Xue Meng said with a headache, “Okay, go on.”

“After the owner of the village became a lucky butterfly, he still hovered in Taobao Villa, pollinating flowers, and doing what he could.”

Xue Meng gritted his teeth and said: “…This is a bee.”

“Master Xue, there is no need to doubt, have you ever seen such a diligent and intelligent Fu Die?”

Xue Meng almost suffocated: “I’ll say it again for the last time! This damn bee!!!”

“The owner of the village is dancing like a butterfly. Today, I cannot entertain the three of you in person. Therefore, I, Chen Xuyuan, Elder Chen, can only serve as the village manager for the time being.” Elder Chen said, bowing, “This is polite.”

Xue Meng: “…”

He can see that Chen Xuyuan may not understand human speech.

The disciples of Taobao Villa quickly brought them tea and cakes. The three of them and Elder Chen chatted while eating. The little bee transformed by the owner of the village was squatting obediently on the teapot lid.Biquge TV first launched www.biqugetv.com m.biqugetv.com

It turns out that the Scroll of Worry Absorption absorbed the thoughts of crazy men and resentful women in the world of cultivation, and a desire began to arise in their hearts, hoping to find a satisfactory partner. So after it transformed into a human form, this became its obsession.

Originally, this wasn’t a big deal, just find a little demon who also wanted a companion and throw it to it, and they would be a companion.But the problem is that its behavior is imitated by Xue Meng and Mei Hanxue.As a result, this scroll demon became extremely picky. Whether it was a lady from a wealthy family or a beautiful girl from a small family, a courtesan from a brothel or a tofu beauty, it thought everyone was not good enough for it.

It said that the most beautiful young woman in Lin’an Prefecture was “too fat”.

Saying the prettiest girl is “too coquettish”.

It is said that the brothel oiran “has hairy legs”.

It is said that Tofu Xishi has “big stinky feet”.

Logically speaking, with such a poisonous mouth, it should have been beaten to the ground by the girls and hammered into meat patties, but it happened to use Mei Hanxue’s charming temperament to create a spell. No matter how badly the girl was scolded at that time, she would definitely miss it in the future.And if the girl it flirts with is someone he likes, it can turn into that person’s appearance and earn the other person’s tears.

When Xue Meng heard this, he was filled with indignation and said: “It’s so outrageous!”

Then he turned and glared at Mei Hanxue: “Look at you, you are the cause of all the trouble!”

“…” Mei Hanxue was speechless.

Xue Meng asked: “But Elder Chen, why did the owner of the horse farm turn into a bee?”

Chen Xuyuan sighed: “That’s right. The scroll demon has provoked too many people in Lin’an Prefecture, from the shops to the brothels, and even to the houses of official ladies. It seems to have a special influence on women, and the temperaments of the girls it has provoked have all changed drastically. For example, the oiran of Chun Tea House was originally a well-rounded and well-spoken person, especially good at pleasing the guests. But since she received the scroll demon, sheIt’s like his personality has changed, and he has become an honest and straightforward person.”

“How to say?”

“In the past, when she saw a guest, she would always say, ‘Master, you look so good. I see your face is glowing. You will be promoted and make a fortune in the near future.’ Or she would say, ‘Master, you are really strong and strong. Don’t talk about the eighteenth-bedroom concubine in your house. Even if you have eighty-bedroom apartments, I think you can handle it.'”

Mei Hanxue said: “This is too much praise.”

“Well, the guests like to hear it,” Chen Xuyuan said, “but it’s different now. To the same guests, she said to them, ‘Guan Guan, you have a dark look and a sinister face. It’s better to stay out less recently, I’m afraid it will bring bad luck to you.’ And ‘Old man, others do it seven times a night, but you do it seven times at a time. Look at you, you are wrinkled like a turtle. Don’t be ashamed to come to the flower house at your age!'”

Xue Meng: “…”

Mei Hanxue: “…”

Only Mei Hanxue burst out laughing when she heard this, and asked with a smile: “Can the flower house still be open?”

“It was smashed. Why don’t we go to Taobao Villa to cause trouble?”

Chen Xuyuan said and sighed: “Our village owner went to investigate and found that all the girls are the same. They have all had their personalities changed. They used to be so shy that they didn’t even dare to leave the house, but now they like to run around in the streets. They used to be charming girls, but now they like to use a brush to draw chest hair on themselves in front of the mirror. I originally said that rabbits are so cute, why would they eat rabbits, but now they can eat five rabbit heads, five duck heads, and five chicken heads in one bite.”

The more Chen Xuyuan talked, the more he collapsed. He covered his face and said, “There is no way we can survive this day, so we, the owner of the horse farm, he will take the lead, he -”

“He went to subdue the demon?”

“No, this scroll demon cannot be subdued by violence. Firstly, it is not a bad demon, it just has a bad mind, and it has never hurt anyone’s life. Secondly, our village owner discovered that once the scroll demon is subdued by violence, it will self-destruct and spread the information that everyone talked about on the Jieyou Scroll throughout the world of cultivation. This is a guest’s secret leak. We, Taobao Villa, are serious businessmen. If such a thing happens, the reputation of the Villa will be destroyed.”

Mei Hanxue shook her head and said: “Not only that, I’m afraid it will cause chaos among the people. Who knows if those married women have said anything shameful behind their spouses’ backs.”

Xue Meng said with a headache: “So what did the pick-up horse do in the end?”

“The owner of the village made an appointment with the scroll demon himself, and then he dressed up as a woman and said that he would seduce it, make it fall in love with him, and persuade it to turn around and find hope.”

“… The guest-picking horse wants to use himself as a beauty trap?” Xue Meng’s mouth twitched twice, “Is your Taobao Villa missing a mirror? You can donate one at the top of life and death, you’re welcome.”

The little bee flew up angrily when he heard the words, and began to fly around Xue Meng again, buzzing and condemning him.

Chen Xuyuan glanced at Little Bee and said awkwardly: “Well…well, although our horse owner is majestic and handsome, he knows that the requirements of the scroll spirit are perverted and strict, so of course he not only did a man disguise himself as a woman, but also asked Jiang Yesen to buy the incense of ecstasy. This incense is very perverted. As long as the other party can voluntarily stay in the room for a cup of tea, it can stun the other party and make the other party feel like a fairy even looking at the sow.”

When he said this, he nervously added: “Of course! Owner, I didn’t say you were a sow!”

Little bee: “Buzz buzz!!!”

Xue Meng asked: “What happened next? The Ecstasy incense failed? Jiang Xi’s grandson sold fake products again?”

“No.” Chen Xuyuan became even more embarrassed and stuttered, “Yes…it was the first time the Scroll Demon saw the owner of the horse village dressed as a woman, he said, ‘Ugh!’, and then walked away without having a full cup of tea in the room…”

It sounds so miserable.

But Xue Meng actually wanted to laugh. He was holding it back so hard that he heard Mei Hanxue couldn’t help but chuckle again.Xue Meng turned around and stared at him: “Don’t laugh, be serious!”

“Women who have been disliked by the scroll demon will have a drastic change in temperament, but men who have been disliked by the scroll demon will directly turn into an animal.” Chen Xuyuan looked at the owner of the horse farm, Little Bee, miserably. “The elders in the sect have spent the whole night, using all the moves, but they just can’t get rid of it. We have no choice, and have already sent people to ask for help.”

“Asking for help?” Xue Meng was stunned for a moment, and had a bad premonition in his heart, “With whom?”

As soon as he finished asking, he heard a disciple outside the flower hall drawling and shouting: “The Lord of Guyueye Medicine Sect – Headmaster Jiang is here!”