[R18] Erha and he’s white cat master – “Erha and He’s White Cat Master” Chapter 326 [English]

Chapter 326 Extra “Xue Meng’s blind date with the errant young woman (1)”

The date agreed upon with Fairy Leng Gong came quickly.

This time Xue Meng went to the appointment with the enthusiasm of making friends and enlightening the young woman who had lost her way, so he did not have any intention of being competitive. The arrangement and method of the blind date were naturally similar to He Ruo… Bah!Jiang Xi, that bitch and liar, was completely different when they met.

Wuchang Town belongs to Xue Meng’s own territory. Which restaurant has the best food, the best wine, and the most authentic snacks? He has a clear mind.

Xue Meng chose a home-style restaurant that he often went to.The stir-fries and Gudong pots in this store are both excellent, but the location is a bit off, and it’s hard to find them in all the twists and turns.He was about to send another message to Miss Leng Gong to tell her the specific location when he heard a magnetic female voice with a slight hoarse voice coming from the aisle: “Hello. Shopkeeper, I’m looking for Wang Xiaoxue.”

“Wang Xiaoxue?”

The female voice said impatiently: “Yes, just one guest.”

Before the shopkeeper had time to answer again, Xue Meng had already opened half the curtain to look at the general going out——

Standing next to the beech wood wine cabinet was a tall female nun in her late twenties, with long hair like black ink, eyes as dark as purple, eyelashes as long as smoke, and an extremely beautiful appearance.She wears a black and gold warlock robe with a narrow waist and long legs. She is full of aura and exudes abundant wildness and tension.

Although this is the re-adjusted voice and appearance of Phantom Sachet based on the original appearance and original sound of Leng Gong.But it can also be seen that she was originally a beauty with outstanding height and appearance.

Xue Meng then waved to her, Leng Gong glanced at him, walked over with a golden sword, lowered his eyelashes and looked at him: “Did you date me?”

“I asked you on an appointment.”

“Very good, you have great vision.”

After saying that, he sat down opposite Xue Meng with great momentum, crossed his legs directly, folded his arms, and his sitting posture was powerful and domineering.

Xue Meng originally thought that she would come here miserably and go to the appointment resentfully. Unexpectedly, she would look so tough, and he was a little surprised for a while.But to be honest, Xue Meng is actually not very good at dealing with crying women. Seeing that although this cold palace was deeply hurt by love, his head was still strong, so he felt a little more admiration and affection for her in his heart.

But Xue Meng is a guy who is not good at praising others. From birth to now, people who have praised him can be identified clearly with three fingers: he is father, he is mother, and he is master.So he held it in for a long time before he said firmly: “You…you are so hard.”

“…” Leng Gong originally folded his arms and looked out the window as soon as he sat down. Hearing this, his purple-black pupils turned faintly, staring at Xue Meng like an eagle staring at a rabbit.

After a while he said: “Can you also see this?”

Xue Meng thought to himself: Even after being dumped, you still walk so majestically, with such a hard heart, only a fool can’t see it.

So he nodded.

Leng Gong touched the bridge of his tall nose and smiled proudly and coldly: “That’s right. You people are all like this. Either you come here for this, or you come here for status and money.”

She said, leaning back on the chair, stretching her arms to support her back, and raising her chin slightly.

“Let’s order.”

There was something about her words that looked down upon the world. These three simple words were wetted by the tip of her tongue and spit out like an imperial edict.Xue Meng felt oppressed and a little unhappy.

Xue Meng stared at her.

“What are you looking at me for?” Leng Gong’s eyes were cold but with a kind of temptation. He crossed his legs, raised his cold white fingers and impatiently tugged at his tight clothes, “Looking for a day?”

Xue Meng was shocked!

“W-what what?”

Leng Gong, the delinquent young woman, carried out a second mental attack on Xue Meng, a good boy from a good family, without changing her expression or heartbeat: “I said, why are you looking at me like this? Are you looking for a date?”

Xue Meng was a little suffocated.

He’s face turned pale, then red, then white, then suddenly raised his head: “You, you, you – you are shameless! – You, you, you – you should respect yourself!”

Leng Gong raised half of his eyebrows slightly, pursed his pale lips, and smiled. A faint pear dimple appeared on his cheeks. He placed his fingers on the table and tapped casually: “Isn’t this why you came to me? The worry-relief scroll, sleep with you and relieve thousands of worries.”

“You, you, you are talking nonsense!” Xue Meng almost jumped up. If someone talked to Head Xue like this under normal circumstances, Head Xue would have picked up Longcheng and fought this person to the death. But Xue Meng knew that Leng Gong had suffered a tragic emotional injury, and also knew that her spirit was very fragile. With a heart to save the young woman who had fallen off, Xue Meng finally did not kill anyone with a knife.

But he was still so angry that his nose was almost crooked: “How can you talk like that? I came to you with no such intention at all!”

“Oh? Really?”

Leng Gong seemed to be a little more interested than before. She finally put down her long legs and sat upright: “Very good. Then our heroes have the same view. To be honest, I have really given up on gold recently. You want me to fight you, but I still don’t want to move.”

Xue Meng covered his ears, not even realizing that the new word Jieyou Scroll invented by Leng Gong could not be recognized, so that the other party was able to say it smoothly and revealed his gender: “Ahhhh!! Can you stop saying such vulgar words!”

“Tsk, your helpless, innocent and ignorant look really looks like an acquaintance of mine.” Leng Gong said, “Okay. Since you are very discerning, if you want me not to say anything, that’s fine. But you have to do me a favor.”

Xue Meng raised his head. Because this woman was so scary, he couldn’t help but feel nervous: “What’s the deal?”

Leng Gong said: “Be my best friend.”

“…” Xue Meng almost flipped the table, “Aren’t you here for the blind date?!”

“Why are you in such a hurry? You didn’t even listen to what I had to say.” Leng Gong rolled his eyes, “Fake. I want you to pretend to be my lover.”

“…why?”

Leng Gong suddenly had a fierce look in his eyes, slapped the table, leaned forward, and whispered: “Because I want to piss someone off to death.”

“Who?”

“My truth is good.”

Xue Meng: “…”

Oh, how dare this person be abandoned and left alone in an empty bed for so many years, mentally disturbed, self-denial, dejected, paranoid and crazy – he actually still has to get entangled with that Chen Shimei from the world of cultivation?

The kind of ruthless man who doesn’t kick him out as soon as possible but still harps on and on, and even goes to great lengths to find someone to pretend to be a love rival to piss him off. This girl from the cold palace is really not very smart, right?

“Can’t you?”

“…”

“To be honest, I’ve met a lot of people these days. Either they’re plotting against me and trying to make it look real, or they’re unwilling to agree to do this favor for me and ran away after hearing this.”

“…”

“If you can’t do it, forget it. There’s no need to talk anymore. I’ll find another way.”

What solution?Intensely self-harming?

Xue Meng couldn’t help but have a headache.

He rubbed his forehead, waved his hand, and opened the green bamboo slip with the name of the dish written on it: “Okay, okay, my father said that saving a life is better than building a seven-level pagoda. I promise you, can’t you do it?”

Leng Gong’s eyes lit up: “Are you serious about this?”

“A gentleman’s words are hard to follow. I’m a dog to lie to you. Just don’t think about it when you are happy.” Xue Meng sighed, “Then let’s not chat while eating? You take a look at this first. What do you want to order?”

Leng Gong raised his hand: “No need to order.”

Just when Xue Meng was confused as to whether she was going to drink the northwest wind if she didn’t order, he saw her raising her hand and snapping her fingers.

“Shopkeeper, give me all the most expensive dishes here – cough, bring them all to me!”

This time Xue Meng’s nose was not crooked, but his whole face was crooked.

Where does this mountain king come from? He is just an uneducated and temperamental bumpkin!

Xue Meng said loudly: “You! Don’t you know it’s shameful to waste food?”

“The sweetheart I have a crush on often says this.” Leng Gong narrowed his eyes, “But I’m not happy, so I’m going to waste today. Don’t say anything. Otherwise, I’ll buy the whole store to make it clean.”

Xue Meng was shocked by this cold rich woman: “…are you from Taobao Villa?”

“No.”

“…Linyi rich businessman?”

“No.”

“…Yang, Yangzhou Guyueye?”

Leng Gong sneered: “Gu Yueye is nothing. You can’t even carry my shoes.”

Xue Meng: “…” Why do these words sound so familiar?

The hot dishes and Gudong pot were not served so quickly, but the side dishes came out not long after.Xue Meng took a look at the cold tripe with millet and pepper on the white porcelain plate, and suddenly realized: “You come from Lin’an, don’t you eat spicy food?”

“Why don’t you eat it?” Leng Gong said, “This is what I like.”

After saying that, he picked up two chopsticks and stuffed them into his mouth without changing his expression.

“It feels good. I haven’t felt this good in a long time.”

Xue Mengqi said: “Since you like it, why don’t you eat more?”

Leng Gongyan simply said: “Because my best friend can’t bear it.”

“Huh? He can’t bear it himself, so he won’t let you be happy?”

“That’s not the case.” Leng Gong touched his chin and didn’t know what he was thinking of. His eyes suddenly became blurred, “Actually, sometimes the more he can’t bear it, the happier I am. I quite like the way he can’t stand it, especially the aloof and self-sufficient attitude. But in the end I always make him lose his mind. When he loses his mind, he will moan and pester me, so I…”

Xue Meng didn’t understand.But I feel that Leng Gong’s expression looks very happy.

As Leng Gong was talking, he suddenly realized that he was in a trance. He came back from his charming thoughts and cleared his throat: “But it is indeed because of he that I haven’t touched spicy food for a long time.”

At least I understand this sentence.

Xue Meng, a spicy lover, was very angry because of this: “It’s so outrageous! Let’s have a mandarin duck pot!”

“It’s not that he doesn’t let me eat, it’s that I don’t let me eat.”

Xue Meng opened his eyes wide: “Why don’t you let yourself eat?”

Leng Gong wanted to explain, but seemed to feel that he couldn’t explain it in a few words, so he stopped talking and said angrily: “Because I am sick and I am hypocritical.”

Appeared, the self-denial and self-doubt mentioned in the relief scroll.

“Forget it. Don’t talk about it.” Leng Gong said, “We’d better talk about how you can pretend to be me in the future to make me angry with the truth.”

“Yes, yes…” Xue Meng said, “But what is the purpose of being angry?”

Leng Gong snorted, with a stern look on his face, and said while grinding his molar teeth: “Because he lost the kit I gave him!!”

Xue Meng thought to himself, “Didn’t he still neglect you for many years?”You should have been used to losing the tips bag you gave me…

But before the words were spoken, Leng Gong added another sentence: “I gave it to him on Chinese Valentine’s Day this year!”

That’s not particularly serious compared to leaving you alone in an empty bed…

As Leng Gong talked, his expression became worse and worse, and his tone became more and more fierce: “How have I ever given such a thing to others? I am not happy to reward him with gold, silver and jewelry, and I am not happy to give him a soldier’s armor map, so I reluctantly made a tips bag for him. Who knows that he, a thing that does not know whether to live or die, does not know how to cherish it at all!”

Oh…that seems a bit much.

When Leng Gong said this, he pursed his lips, with an expression that seemed angry, embarrassed, and somewhat unspeakable.After a while, just when Xue Meng thought she had finished complaining, Leng Gong suddenly slapped the table angrily and said: “Forget it if you lose what I gave you, and why the hell do you wear what someone else gave you? What do you mean? Are you angry with me on purpose?!”

Xue Meng was stunned for a moment, and then his eyes widened suddenly: “Accepting someone else’s tips? He, he, is he not in love anymore?”

Leng Gong was very angry: “Otherwise, why do you think I am angry with him? I must make him think of him. There are people who admire me in this world… Well, there are people who admire me everywhere. He doesn’t know how to cherish it. Others are rushing to get me. I don’t care about him at all. If he doesn’t come to coax me, then I will completely disappear from this world and let him and that sanctimonious bitch go!”