[R18] Erha and he’s white cat master – “Erha and He’s White Cat Master” Chapter 313 [English]

313. Extra “The Only Possibility (Now Turned into a Spoof)” 1

——This extra chapter is set in modern EG——

I originally thought I was playing a love development game with multiple characters that can be conquered, but I didn’t expect that this game can only have one ending.

——Excerpted from “A Failed Mission Report” by Xue Meng

Xue Meng is eating the second to last piece of coconut milk red bean cake on the plate.

He had to be very careful. He used a plastic spoon to cut a line along the edge of the red bean cake. He estimated accurately and started with a steady hand.He wanted to preserve as much of the cake’s integrity as possible, but unfortunately, half of it had been tainted by the mango mousse that was served on the same plate.

He hates Mango as much as he hates his job at the Cultivation World Protection Bureau.

It’s a pity that he has to do it. This is the 21st century, and the stupid son of the Dao family must also work to support himself.

“Mission report, Mr. Xue.” A dry mechanical female voice came from the headset.

Xue Meng rolled his eyes. Since the Time and Space Protection Bureau transferred a new director named Jiang, mission reporting has become something that must be done every day.

“Ahem, I arrived at the office at 8:20 today. I was not late. I packed a portion of Master Li’s fried dumplings in the morning. It tastes good. I suggest all my colleagues to try it when you have time. The key is that the old man who sells fried dumplings is kind and compliments others. Even a sixty-year-old auntie can call people “little girl” without shame. After eating the fried dumplings, I started stamping——”

This is the reason why Xue Meng hates his job.

Yes, stamped.

This is a long story, and I have to blame him to get to the bottom of it.Xue Meng’s father, Xue Zhengyong, is the chairman of the General Bureau of International Cultivation. As the chairman’s only precious son, Xue Meng has lived like a star since he was a child, and no one dares to offend him. All the food he eats is specially provided by the Cultivation Bureau. Even the diapers are woven by the Deep Sea Sharks, which are guaranteed to be silky, breathable and free of prickly heat. His parents don’t like Bangbao Kao diapers at all.

Such a young master from the world of cultivation naturally had a smooth life. After graduation, he directly entered the work of the Protection Bureau of the world of cultivation. On the first day of work, he was personally received by the director.

The director at that time was named Nangong Liu. He was a fair, fat, middle-aged man who could sweat even when he climbed two floors.

Nangong Liu held Comrade Xue’s hand affectionately, shook his pork belly and greeted him: “Oh, Xue Meng, right? He looks so much like your dad. He looks like his own son at first glance. He’s handsome!”

Xue Meng said: “Thank you for the compliment, uncle.”

Nangong Liu said cheerfully: “Your father and I are old acquaintances. Let’s not gossip. Come on, uncle will first explain to you what you need to do.”

Xue Meng, a recent graduate, was still full of ambitions and ambitions, determined to contribute his own modest efforts to the construction of a harmonious new world of cultivation, so he said readily: “You can just say it, I will earnestly complete the tasks you assigned.”

Look, there is no trace of the second-generation Xiu at all. What a good kid!

Director Nangong took a deep look at he, suppressed his smile, and said solemnly: “Xiao Xue, the organization has considered that you are from a cultivation family and have outstanding conditions. Therefore, even though you are the apple of Chairman Xue’s eye, we still decided to give you the most difficult and difficult job.”

When Xue Meng heard this, he suddenly became energetic: “I have liked all kinds of adventurous things since I was a child. In the past, everyone always hindered my father’s face. I was not allowed to do this, and I was not allowed to touch that.” He’s eyes flashed, “I finally got through it.”

Director Nangong patted he on the shoulder and gave a thumbs up: “Ambitious.”

Xue Meng asked: “Then what should I do?”

“Ahem.” Nangong Liu cleared his throat, “In general, this is a difficult job that no one in this bureau is capable of. It requires the person in charge to have extraordinary patience, precise judgment, and decisive decision-making. Because every decision you make determines thousands of lives – a large number of lives will be saved because of you, but there will also be many lives that will bleed because of you.”

He looked serious and his eyes were burning, as if a round of holy light was rising behind him.

“This is the hard work of being on the front line. When you came to work for the Space and Time Bureau, your father asked me to find a comfortable and safe position for you. But after I read your resume, I felt that you are a good boy full of ambition. I can’t be sorry for the passion of young people, so after careful consideration, I gave this job to you.”

The director said, stretched out a hand and poked Xue Meng’s chest.

“You must be worthy of those millions of lives.”

Xue Meng suddenly burst into tears and stood in awe: “Director, thank you for giving me such an important task despite my father’s obstruction! I will definitely work hard to live up to your expectations!”

Director Nangong Liu gave him an approving look and encouraged him: “Do a good job!” and walked away, hiding his merit and fame.

When classmate Xiao Xue returned home that day, she couldn’t restrain her excitement at all.Without telling his parents, he secretly ordered a batch of goods from Taobao.com’s Yemao Xiuzhen Mall, including:

Violent DPS crispy fried chicken (produced by Hanlin Pharmaceutical Factory): After eating it, you can get ten times the mana for an hour, and cannot be used in combat.

Ergou Xuanming Pill (produced by Yuheng Pharmaceutical Factory): It is useless to take it after death.

Yaotou Pill (produced by Wubei Temple Buddhist Medicine Factory): It can make your head shine brightly and guide your companions in the dark.

Wuji Bai Feng Pill (produced by Taxianjun Pharmaceutical Factory): relieves the chaotic state.

Ancestral Millennium Jujube Pills (produced by Tanlang Pharmaceutical Factory): Can only be used against enemies.

In this way, the child Xue Meng made complete preparations, and even dreamed at night that he had traveled to the Second World Cultivation War, and died heroically in order to resist the black magic sweeping across the European battlefield. With a sharp “Avada Kedavra!”, he fell into a mysterious green light…

But the next day, when Xue Mengzhuangzhi came to the office hesitantly, he was shocked.

“This is…my job???!!!”

The sweet secretary with long legs and big breasts poured him a cup of fragrant tea and said gently: “Yes, Mr. Xue, this is your job.”

Xue Meng came to his desk in disbelief, looking at the piles of Cultivation World project approval reports, his mouth gradually opened into an O shape.

he tremblingly reached out and picked up the top stack of newspapers and took a rough look at it. A bright red headline suddenly came into view. The title was so convoluted that ordinary people could not understand it at one time: “Accountability Measures for the Illegal Use of Guyue Yexian Pig Feed at Shandong Linyi Mortal Pig Farm”

What method?

Xue Meng couldn’t help feeling dizzy.

But he still gritted his teeth and continued to read.

“Recently, the drug supervision team received a report that a monk sold expired fairy pig feed produced by Gu Yueye to mortal merchants through illegal channels, causing more than 8,000 bags of expired feed to flow into the market. Pigs from three pig farms have eaten the feed. As of the time of publishing, the number of pigs involved in the case has reached 400, and the situation is critical.”

Xue Meng: “…”

Turned another page.

The opinions of the Cultivation World Livestock Medication Committee: Send people to buy back the contaminated pork and destroy it entirely.

Opinions of the Cultivation Realm Mortal Committee: second the motion and arrest and interrogate the monks involved.

Opinions of the Publicity Committee of the Cultivation World: second the proposal and ask the “Xinwen Lianbo” column team to conduct follow-up public relations processing.

Opinions of the Chairman of the Comprehensive Case Committee of the Cultivation World Protection Bureau: (empty)

Xue Meng raised his head without knowing why, he poked the word “empty” with one hand, and asked the smiling young lady next to him: “Why is no one here writing comments?”

The young lady smiled and explained patiently: “I’m waiting for your stamp.”

“But I’m not…” He looked down at the report and read, “Chairman of the Comprehensive Case Committee of the Cultivation Protection Bureau.”

But when he raised his head again and looked at the secretary’s loving eyes, he couldn’t help but hesitate and be confused: “…am I?”

The young lady magically pulled out a small brooch tag from behind. The tag was clearly printed with “Xue Meng, Chairman of the Comprehensive Case Committee”, and even included a photo of Xue Meng’s most dissatisfied face.

She put it on Xue Meng and said with a smile: “Now you are the glorious chairman of the committee. Congratulations!”

And handed over two seals, one with a circle and the other with a cross.

“Agree to file a case, but deny it.” The young lady smiled and said, “Please start working.”

Xue Meng’s mouth opened and closed again. He had a lot to say and a lot of curses he wanted to spit out, but in the end he swallowed and asked with difficulty: “Can I not choose?”

The young lady smiled and rolled her eyes: “Of course, then cover both of them.”

“…” Xue Meng felt furious, “What will happen if I don’t choose both?”

“Leave it to the secretary of the director to handle it.”

Xue Meng became even weaker: “Then what else do you want me to do?”

The young lady said kindly: “So, I personally suggest that you’d better only stamp one stamp at a time.”

Xue Meng: “………………”

In this way, as time passed, Xue Meng really realized the art of Nangong Liu’s speech at that time.This damn, damn job makes him live like a pile driver every day, making circles or crosses on different reports.This does require inhuman patience.

Of course, this patience is not just about facing boring work without developing a rebellious mentality.The greater patience is that he must restrain himself every day, so as to convince himself not to rush to Nangong Liu’s office and cut off the director’s reproductive organs!!

Although Director Nangong did not lie to him, he did decide the fate of thousands of lives.

Just look at these reports and you will know——

“Report on Approval of Exclusive Chicken Farm for Violent DPS Crispy Chicken”

“Report on the Special Approval of Gourd Babies After the Founding of the People’s Republic of China”

“Report on the Special Approval of the Black Cat Sheriff After the Founding of the People’s Republic of China”

“Application of retired senior cadre at Guyueye: I really want to live another five hundred years”

“Sphenoid Bone Beauty Seat Scientific Research Group: Calling for Monks Carrying the Beauty Seat Gene to Donate Sperm for the Human-Demon Genetic Project”

It’s not a job that costs hundreds of millions of lives every minute.

Xue Meng raised his little Chacha with an angry look and slapped it on the “Sperm Donation Proposal”.He had a sense of justice in his heart that saved countless little lives, and commented coldly: “No one wants to be ejaculated in a cup and frozen. No.”

He admitted that he was venting his resentment, but he hoped that this kind of nonsense would make the director intolerable. It would be best to transfer him to the front line and let him go to the mortal world to slay demons and other things.

It’s a pity that the director is as stable as a rock and did not blame Chairman Xue at all for this. On the contrary, at a party, Xue Meng heard that for a while, the director’s secretary, Miss Ye Wangxi, had to work overtime until the early morning before going home because of these pranks.

“If you let your daughter-in-law work overtime again, I will quit my job tomorrow!!”

Halfway across the corridor, you can hear the director’s son, Nangong Si, banging the table and jumping around.

Xue Meng shrank his neck guiltily, and after being in a daze for a while, he decided to face these reports seriously.

After a few months of this, when he was getting faster and faster in stamping, almost forgetting his original ambitions when he just graduated, Nangong Liu was suspended for accepting bribes from demons, and lost his iron job.

The new director has arrived.

Director Jiang Xi is resolute and quick to take over any stall.Only for Xue Meng’s position, it took him an hour to understand what it was used for.

This really can’t be blamed on Director Jiang’s lack of brains, but because Nangong Liu’s packaging for Xue Meng was too bluffing. Director Jiang spent a long time unpacking the wrapping paper, layer by layer, and finally discovered that what was wrapped inside was a fart.

All in all, Xue Meng’s position is in vain, and even the work done by Xiao Lizi, who is lazy and washing vegetables in the cafeteria, is more meaningful than he.

Director Jiang couldn’t stand this kind of position, so he decided to cancel the official position of “general committee chairman” and find something else for Xue Meng to do.

He spent about a week observing the idea and finally made a decision, so the opening scene appeared——

“Mission report, Mr. Xue.”

“Ahem, I arrived at the office at 8:20 today. I was not late. I packed a portion of Master Li’s fried dumplings in the morning. It tastes good. I suggest you all colleagues to try it when you have time. The key is that the old man who sells fried dumplings is kind and compliments others. Even a sixty-year-old auntie can call people “younger sister” without shame. After eating the fried dumplings, I started to stamp…”

A hissing current suddenly came from the headset.

Then, Jiang Xi’s channel switched in, and the cold AI sound effects disappeared, replaced by Director Jiang’s voice, which was even more inhumane than the AI.

“You don’t need to get a stamp from today on. Get off work early today and come to my office tomorrow. I have an important job for you.” Jiang Xi paused and said without any hesitation, “Remember to bring me a piece of Master Li’s fried rice with vinegar.”

Xue Meng: “……………………”