[R18] Erha and he’s white cat master – “Erha and He’s White Cat Master” Chapter 54 [English]

Chapter 54 I’ll grab some dessert

“Master?”

“Nonsense, that’s just because others know that you like the master and don’t tell you the truth.” Mo Ran rolled his eyes, pulled Chu Wanning, and whispered in a quiet voice, “Don’t listen to him, let me tell you, in the entire top of life and death, the most infamous person is Elder Yuheng.”

“Oh? Really?” Allen Chu raised his eyebrows slightly, looking very interested, “What about?”

“For example, to be more polite, call him Bai Wuchang.”

“…Why is it called this?”

“Because I wear white clothes all day long.”

“…What else?”

“Little cabbage.”

“…why?”

“Because I wear white clothes all day long.”

“What else?”

“Big steamed buns.”

“Why?”

“Because I wear white clothes all day long.”

“What else?”

“Little widow.”

Allen Chu: “???”

“Do you know why this is?” Mo Ran was unaware of the murderous look that flashed across Chu Wanning’s eyes, and laughed sillyly, “Because he wears white clothes all day long.”

“…”

If it weren’t for Chu Wanning’s good concentration, he would probably be unable to hold on: “What else?”

“Ouch.” Mo Ran looked at Xue Meng’s face and whispered, “If I say it again, my cousin will probably put the pot on my head.”

Xue Meng slapped the table and gritted his teeth and said: “It’s outrageous! Who allowed them to arrange the master like this? What kind of small cabbage and big steamed buns, there is actually a little widow? Are you tired of living?”

“Ah.” Mo Ran said with a smile, “Aren’t you happy about this? You don’t even listen to what some female disciples call the master. It’s so disgusting.”

Xue Meng’s eyes widened: “What do they say?”

Mo Ran lazily said: “What else can I say, girls, they are all polite in speech, what about Danyue pear blossoms, Yangchun Baixue, Lin’an Chulang, Xizi hibiscus. My God.”

Allen Chu: “…”

Xue Meng: “…”

“That’s good. For someone like Elder Tanlang, who is mediocre in appearance and has a bad temper, his nickname would be much more unpleasant.”

Elder Tanlang is the one with the worst relationship with Chu Wanning among the twenty elders. Chu Wanning asked: “What is his name?”

“Winter pickles or potherb mustard, because they are dark.” Mo Ran said and smiled, “Mengmeng, don’t look like this, you have a share.”

Xue Meng seemed to have swallowed the eggs raw: “What? I have one too?”

“Yes.” Mo Ran smiled.

Xue Meng didn’t seem to care, cleared his throat and asked: “What do they call me?”

“Screen screen.”

“…What’s the explanation?”

“What’s the explanation? This is not easy to explain?” Mo Ran twitched his shoulders and said these three words, and finally couldn’t help but slap the table and laugh, “The peacock spreads its tail, hahahaha——”

Xue Meng jumped up and said angrily: “Mo Ran! I will kill you!”

The three of them had eaten and drank enough and returned to the pinnacle of life and death. It was already ugly time.Chu nightning first sent himself to the jurisdiction of Elder Xuanxuan with two silly apprentices, and said goodbye to them.Xue Menglin also made an appointment to meet again in the bamboo forest tomorrow, but Chu Wanning didn’t know when he would change back to his original appearance, so he didn’t dare to agree. He just said that he would come if he had time.

After the disciples had gone far, he took off his Qinggong and returned to Honglian Water Pavilion by stepping on the roof tiles and eaves beams.

Early the next morning, Chu Wanning got up and saw that he was still a child, and couldn’t help but feel depressed.

He stood on the bench with a straight face and stared at the man in the bronze mirror for a long time. He didn’t even think about combing his hair. After thinking about it, he felt that he couldn’t do this anymore, so he went to find Xue Zhengyong.

“What? Did you meet Meng’er and Ran’er yesterday?”

“Yes, I said I was a disciple, and they didn’t become suspicious.” Chu Wanning said, “If Xue Meng asks you, remember to help me smooth things over. Let’s not talk about it for now. I have been practicing for more than ten days, but there is no improvement. If it doesn’t work like this, I still have to go find Greedy Wolf.”

“Oh, we Yuheng are so thin-skinned, but we are not afraid of being embarrassed today?”

Chu Wanning glanced at he coldly, but this look was placed on a child, which was much weaker. Instead, it looked a bit like a child venting his anger.

He was so beautiful and cute when he was a child, Xue Zhengyong couldn’t help but was touched a little, and reached out to touch Chu Wanning’s head.

Chu nightning suddenly said: “Lord, when my body recovers, please let Huan Shatang cut me a piece of clothing on the top of life and death. Don’t want white.”

Xue Zhengyong was completely stunned: “Don’t you like wearing light armor?”

“Occasionally change your appearance.” Chu night Ning left a word with a dark face and walked away.

Although the greedy elder was at odds with Chu Wanning, he had to restrain himself due to the presence of the Lord, so he did not mock Chu Wanning, but all was written in his eyes.

Chu night Ning raised his eyes and looked at Elder Tanlang expressionlessly.

The other party’s eyes were bright, as if fireworks were being set off inside.

Allen Chu: “…”

“Mrs. Wang’s diagnosis is generally good.” After Elder Tanlang cut off the pulse, he released Chu Wanning’s wrist. Chu Wanning immediately took his hand away and put down his sleeves.

“Then why hasn’t it recovered after ten days?”

Greedy Wolf said: “Although the amount of juice from the ancient sacred tree is small, its effect is strong. It may take a long time for you to recover.”

Allen Chu casually asked: “How long will it take?”

Greedy Wolf said: “I’m not sure, but it’s about ten years.”

Chu Wanning temporarily opened his eyes. Although the greedy elder was still trying hard to hold tight, the gloating smile in his eyes almost overflowed: “Yes, you, it may take ten years to restore your original appearance.”

Chu Wanning stared at him for a while and said solemnly: “Are you kidding me?”

“How dare you? You are Elder Yu Heng.” Tanlang said with a smile, “I think it’s okay for you to be like this. You’re fine. It’s just that your body has become smaller and your mind has shrunk slightly, but it’s minimal. Besides, your mana is still there. Why are you so anxious to recover?”

Chu Wanning’s face was ashen and he was speechless for a moment.

Greedy Wolf said: “But in these ten years, it doesn’t mean that you will always have the appearance of a child. The movement of this juice is in line with your spiritual power. If you don’t cast any spells for three to five months, you will be able to change back to your original appearance.”

“This method is feasible!” Xue Zhengyong’s eyes lit up, as if he saw the dawn.

Unexpectedly, Greedy Wolf smiled slightly again and said: “Why are you so anxious, Lord? I haven’t finished speaking yet. After Elder Yuheng regains his original appearance, he still cannot use too many spells. Once the spiritual power is too much, he will be influenced by the juice and turn back into a child.”

“More? How do you call it more?” Xue Zhengyong shouted.

“Well, the sap has spread all over his body.” Tanlang said, “No more than two moves a day.”

Chu Wanning’s voice was as cold as iron, and he said: “There are often gaps in the ghost world. Refining the spiritual weapon mecha also requires magic. If I can only do two moves a day, wouldn’t I become a useless person?”

“Then there is nothing I can do.” Greedy Wolf said in a strange tone, “After all, if Beidou Immortal is lost in the world, the sun may not be able to rise as usual tomorrow.”

Xue Zhengyong said anxiously at the side: “Tanlang, please stop making sarcastic remarks. In the entire world of cultivation, your medical skills are among the best. You should think of a solution quickly. Although Yu Heng’s magic power is not affected, he has a child’s body after all, and his skills are definitely not as good as before. Besides, if he was injured in Jinchengchi, if other sects know about it, there is no guarantee that something will happen.” flower heartThink about it.Ten years is too long. Let’s see if there is any good medicine that can…”

Elder Greedy Wolf mocked and interrupted his words: “Lord, Beidou Immortal Lord is contaminated with the juice of the ancient sacred tree, and it is not just any common poison. What do you think I can come up with in a short while?”

Xue Zhengyong: “…”

“Okay, I’m going to make the elixir.” Tanlang said slowly, “You two, please come back.”

Xue Zhengyong: “Greedy Wolf!” He wanted to say something more. Chu Wanning pulled the hem of his clothes and said, “Lord, let’s go.”

The two of them walked to the door, but Greedy Wolf’s voice suddenly came from behind.

“Chu Wanning, if you are willing to ask me humbly, maybe I will be willing to help you prepare medicine? Although I have never seen your situation before, it may not be impossible to deal with it. Would you consider it?”

“…” Chu Wanning turned around and said, “How can you be so open-minded?”

Greedy Wolf was leaning on the couch, lazily arranging the silver pincushion bag on the table. Hearing this, he raised his eyes slightly, with a sarcastic look in his eyes: “When others are desperate, they always kowtow to ask for help. You and I are colleagues, so kowtow is unnecessary. Kneel down and say a few nice words to me, and I will help you.”

Chu nightning said nothing and looked at he coldly.

After a while, he said: “Winter pickles, I think you haven’t woken up yet.”

After saying that, he waved his sleeves and left.Tanlang was left sitting there alone in a daze, not thinking about the meaning of winter pickles for a long time.

As the days passed by, Elder Yuheng claimed to be in seclusion, but in fact he was trapped in a child’s body and could not get out.This matter was known to Xue Zhengyong, Mrs. Wang, and Elder Tanlang. Later, in order not to expose the secret, Elder Xuanxuan was also shocked to hear about this strange incident.

A few months passed in a flash, and the Red Lotus Waterside Pavilion had been closed to thank guests for a long time, and Xue Meng and the others couldn’t help but feel a little worried.

“Master has been in seclusion for more than seventy days, why haven’t you come out yet?”

“Maybe it’s because the spiritual power is getting better again.” Shi Mei took a sip of the Lingshan Rain and Dew in the tea cup and looked up at the dark clouded sky outside the window. “It’s going to snow. It’s going to be Xiaohan soon. I don’t know if Master can leave seclusion before New Year’s Eve.”

Mo Ran was lazily flipping through the sword manual, and when he heard the words, he said: “I guess it won’t come out. He used Begonia flowers to transmit messages to us a few days ago. Didn’t he say that it took a long time? I think it’s quite mysterious.”

This day happened to be a free day at the Peak of Death and Life, and the disciples did not need to practice.The three of them gathered together to cook tea and wine. The bamboo curtains in the small courtyard pavilion were half rolled up, and the heavy curtains covered them lightly, and misty water vapor leaked from underneath.

Recently, Xia Sini, a young disciple of Elder Xuanxuan, has been hanging out with them all the time.

Since he got acquainted with Xue Meng that day, Xue Meng has been pulling him over to practice and play together every now and then. As time goes by, he is inseparable from them.

The original three disciples of Yu Heng’s sect had an extra one inexplicably.

At this moment, Chu Wanning, whose pseudonym is Xia Si Ni, is sitting at the table eating pastries.Although he eats in a gentle manner, his speed is not slow at all.

Xue Meng glanced at it unintentionally and was stunned for a moment. His eyes fell back to the plate and he said in amazement: “Wow, little junior brother, who did you inherit this appetite from?”

Chu Wanning chewed the sweet-scented osmanthus cake slowly. The flower cake was so delicious that he didn’t even want to pay attention to Xue Meng. After all, someone was competing with him for food.

Mo Ran’s hand and Chu Wanning’s hand fell on the last piece of lotus cake at the same time. The two of them suddenly raised their eyes, and their eyes met and sparkled.

Allen Chu: “Let go.”

Mo Ran: “I don’t.”

“Let go.”

“You’ve eaten eight pieces, this piece is mine.”

“I can give you anything else, but not lotus cake.”

Mo Ran stared at the little guy for a while, and then used his trump card: “Junior brother, if you eat too many sweets, you will get cavities.”

“It doesn’t matter.” Chu Wanning was very calm, “I am six years old, there is no shame.”

Mo Ran: “…………”

With a snap, Xue Meng slapped him in the face and responded with he’s complaint: “Mo Weiyu, don’t you hate it? You are so old and you still fight for food with your junior brother.”

Taking advantage of Mo Ran’s ouch and covering his head, Chu Wanning had already taken the lotus cake with an expressionless face and quick eyes, and took a small bite with satisfaction.

“Junior brother——!!!”

Chu Wanning ignored him and concentrated on eating the dessert.

The four people were having fun when suddenly, a sharp roar penetrated the sky and echoed throughout the entire realm of life and death.Chu Wanning’s face darkened: “Gathering sentries?”

Xue Meng opened half of the curtain and leaned out of the window to look. The disciples walking outside also stopped and looked around, all showing a rather surprised look.

As soon as the whistle blows, all the disciples of the Peak of Death and Life must gather in the square outside the Danqing Hall.This also means that the whistle will only sound when there is an emergency.Before Chu Wanning joined the sect, this kind of whistle was often blown when the ghost boundary was damaged. However, since Chu Wanning joined, the whistle has not sounded for a long time.

Shi Mo put down the scroll in his hand, stood up and walked to Xue Meng’s side: “It’s so strange, why are you so anxious?”

“I don’t know, don’t worry, let’s go and take a look first.”

Only Mo Ran didn’t speak. He pursed his lips and lowered his eyelashes to cover the unnatural look in his eyes.He knew what the whistle meant, but the time when it happened was slightly different from his impression. He didn’t expect it to come so quickly…

The four people came to the summit of life and death, and the disciples also arrived one after another. Soon all the elders and disciples gathered in the huge Danxin Square.

After waiting for everyone, Xue Zhengyong walked out of the closed Danxin Palace and stood in front of the jade belt railing, with long bluestone steps falling down.Six beautiful women came out behind him.The six women have pretty or cold looks, and are all extremely beautiful. They stand in the wind, wearing only a thin layer of gauze clothing in the cold weather. At a glance, they all have red skirts like clouds, eyes like red flames, silk ribbons flying in the air, and a cluster of flame marks between their eyebrows.

Xue Meng was immediately shocked.

Not only he, but almost everyone present changed their expressions drastically when they saw the six women.

Xue Meng was stunned for a long time, and then murmured with a slightly trembling voice: “The Yumin Immortal Envoy…she, she are from the Suzaku Wonderland?”

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Small Theater – “How to Make You Happy”

A new disciple of the Peak of Death and Life wants to join Chu Wanning’s sect.But I heard that the elders were very strict, so I decided to ask the three senior brothers for advice.

Disciple A: Young Master Nihao!I am Disciple A!May I ask how to make Elder Yuheng happy?

Xue Meng: First of all, you have to be strict with yourself and work diligently in the morning and evening drums. Then you have to endure the wind and rain without changing your determination. Finally, you have to be patient and endure hardship. If the master slaps you on the left cheek, remember to give your right cheek to him. If the master wants to saw your left leg, remember to stretch out the right leg for him.

Disciple A was desperate, so he asked Master Mingjing for help.

Teacher: Make Master happy?It’s very simple, you just need to remember that he likes to drink pear blossoms and eat fish. He likes to eat fish. Three pieces of glutinous rice balls with perch are just right. Ten bowls of fermented rice are not too much. It’s cold in winter. He likes to make tea, put more roses in the tea, roast meat, cumin, and sprinkle one chili pepper. Don’t leave it alone…

Disciple A:…………

Only Mo Weiyu, the last savior, was left.

Disciple A: “Senior Brother Mo, what they say is very long and complicated. I am stupid and can’t remember it. qaq

Mo Ran: Oh, it’s okay, my method is very simple.

Disciple A: What?

Mo Ran: sleep he.

Disciple A:……

Mo Ran: If sleeping once is not enough, sleep twice. If sleeping twice is not enough, sleep ten times…

Disciple A: I’m afraid that if I sleep once, I will be drowned in a pig cage the next morning.

Mo Ran:?Who said he should be able to get out of bed the next day?What do you think is the frequency when I say sleeping ten times is not enough?

Disciple A: What, what frequency?

Mo Ran: One night.

Disciple A, therefore, abandoned the treatment.