[R18] Erha and he’s white cat master – Chapter 30 of “Erha and He’s White Cat Master” [English]

Chapter 30 I don’t want to eat tofu

“Hey, hey, have you heard? Elder Yuheng has violated the precepts and will be punished by kneeling in the Yama Hall for these three days.”

During the morning class the next day, all the disciples gathered at the Good and Evil Platform to meditate.After all, they are all young people in their teens and twenties, and they cannot keep their minds calm. If the master is not careful, they will start whispering to each other.

The news of Chu Wanning’s punishment spread quickly.

The disciples who witnessed the cane punishment yesterday shared the gossip with others without hesitation.

“Wow, why did you know it so late? Oh… so yesterday Elder Lucun took you up the mountain to collect night dew flowers? Well – then you really missed a lot! Yesterday evening, in the Qingtian Temple, blood and flesh were flying everywhere, it was too horrible to watch. Elder Yuheng was beaten with more than two hundred sticks! More than two hundred sticks! The sticks hit the vital points! No mercy!”

Every time the disciple said something, he would put on a particularly exaggerated expression.Accompanied by the exclamations of the junior brothers and sisters around him, not to mention how proud he was.

“Do you know how to deal with more than two hundred sticks? A big man can be beaten to death, let alone Elder Yuheng. At that time, he couldn’t bear it and passed out. This made our young master crazy. He rushed up and started fighting with Elder Discipline, saying that no one would touch Elder Yuheng’s finger again. Oh, that scene -”

He wrinkled his facial features into folds, winked a bit, and finally stretched out a finger, shook it from side to side, and summed up three words:

“Tsk, tsk, tsk.”

Immediately, a young junior sister turned pale: “What! Elder Yu Heng has fainted?”

“Young Master and the Discipline Elder got into a fight?”

“No wonder I didn’t see Elder Yu Heng in morning class today… so pitiful… What precepts did he break?”

“I heard that he beat the client out of anger.”

“…”

Such gossips floated into Xue Meng’s ears from time to time. The temper of the young master at the top of life and death completely inherited that of Master He, and he was extremely irritable.It’s a pity that there is more than one person discussing this matter, and there are groups of three or five in the Good and Evil Platform, all muttering “Elder Yuheng is punished” and so on, which makes He feel noisy, but there is nothing he can do.

The veins on Xue Meng’s forehead popped out here, while Mo Ran stayed up all night and yawned again and again.

Xue Meng didn’t get angry elsewhere, so he said angrily to Mo Ran: “The day’s plan lies in the morning, you bitch, why are you so lazy in the morning! How does the master teach you on weekdays?”

“Ah?” Mo Ran was sleepy-eyed and gave another big yawn, “Xue Meng, you can hold on after you have eaten. Master, forget about teaching me. Who are you? I am your cousin. Please behave properly when talking to your cousin. Don’t be too big or too small.”

Xue Meng said fiercely: “My cousin is a dog, if you want to be a dog, just be a dog!”

Mo Ran smiled and said: “You are so naughty and don’t take your brother seriously. How disappointed the master will be when he finds out.”

“You still have the nerve to mention Master! Let me ask you, yesterday he was going to the Discipline Court, why didn’t you stop him?”

“Mengmeng, he is Master, Wanye Yuheng, Beidou Immortal Lord, can you show me one of them?”

Xue Meng was furious, drew his sword and raised his sword eyebrows angrily: “What the hell did you call me?!!”

Mo Ran held his chin and smiled: “Meng Meng, be good, sit down.”

Xue Meng was furious: “Mo Weiyu, I will kill you!!”

The teacher was sandwiched between the two of them, listening to their daily quarrels. He couldn’t help but sigh. He held his forehead silently and tried to concentrate on reading his book: “The sun and moon pour into the pot, when the spiritual core is first formed. The way of heaven cannot be seen through, and life and death are involved in the negotiation…”

Three days passed in the blink of an eye, and Chu Wanning’s thoughts were over.

According to the rules, he will face a three-month grounding period.During this period of time, he cannot leave the summit of life and death, and needs to go to Meng Potang to do odd jobs, wipe the pillars of Naihe Bridge, clean the steps in front of the mountain gate, etc.

Elder Discipline was worried: “Elder Yuheng, to be honest, I think you should stop doing these things. You are a master after all, and doing this kind of thing like washing dishes and wiping the floor… is really aggrieved.” There is still half a sentence left –

The main reason is that I doubt whether you can sweep the floor, cook and wash clothes!

Chu Wanning did not doubt himself at all, and went to Meng Potang to report.

Meng Potang, from the manager down to the servants, were shocked to hear that Chu Wanning was going to be punished with hard labor, and they all turned pale with fright, as if they were facing a formidable enemy.

Chu Wanning, wearing white clothes, floated over.

A handsome face is cold and calm, without any expression. If you add a lucky cloud under his feet and a fly whisk between his arms, he will probably be no different from an immortal.

The manager of Meng Potang felt ashamed and uneasy that he had to control such a handsome man to wash vegetables and cook.

Chu Wanning did not have the consciousness of being a handsome man. He walked into the kitchen and glanced at everyone coldly. Everyone could not help but take a step back.

“…” Allen Chu got straight to the point, “What should I do?”

The steward coyly held the hem of his clothes and thought for a while, then cautiously said: “What do you think, elder, about washing vegetables?”

Chu Wanning said: “Okay.”

The manager breathed a sigh of relief. He originally thought that Chu Wanning might not be willing to do this kind of scrubbing because his fingers were not wet with spring water. However, his work was either dirty or tiring or required some skills. He was worried that Chu Wanning would not be able to do it well.Since Chu Wanning simply agreed to wash the vegetables, he doesn’t have to worry.

It turned out that the manager was really naive.

There was a clear stream in front of Meng Po Hall. Chu Wanning came to the stream with a basket of green vegetables, rolled up his sleeves and started washing the vegetables.

This area is under the jurisdiction of Elder Xuanxuan. The disciples of the Xuanxuan Sect who occasionally passed by saw that Chu Wanning was actually washing vegetables. They were so frightened that they could not speak completely. They rubbed their eyes three or four times to make sure they had seen correctly, and then said in shock: “Elder Yu, Yuheng – morning, morning.”

Allen Chu raised his eyes: “Morning.”

Elder Xuanxuan’s disciples trembled and fled.

“…”

Chu Wanning was too lazy to talk to them, and continued to break off the vegetable leaves, rinse them, and throw them back into the basket.

He washed it very carefully, breaking off every vegetable leaf and brushing it back and forth over and over again.The consequence of this is that it is noon and the basket of vegetables has not been washed yet.

The waiter was exhausted waiting in the kitchen, going back and forth in circles: “What should I do? Why hasn’t the elder come back yet? If he doesn’t come back, he won’t come back with vegetables. How should he cook the fried beef with vegetables?”

The steward looked at the sun and said, “Forget it, don’t wait any longer, let’s change it to braised beef.”

So when Chu Wanning returned, Meng Potang’s beef had been cooked, and it was so crispy and delicious that there was no need for vegetables at all.Chu Wanning frowned, he was holding his vegetables, quite unhappy, and said coldly: “Why don’t you ask me to wash the vegetables?”

The manager’s hair stood on end, and he wiped the cold sweat from his forehead with a handkerchief, and said something that he regretted endlessly: “Don’t you want the elder to personally make a pot of vegetables and tofu stew?”

Chu Wanning had no expression, still holding his dish, tilting his head and thinking silently: “…”

The steward hurriedly said: “If the elder doesn’t want to, that’s okay -”

Before he could say anything, Chu Wanning had already asked: “Where is the tofu?”

Manager: “…”

“Elder Yuheng, do you…know how to cook?”

Chu Wanning said: “It’s not that I know nothing. You can give it a try.”

At noon that day, all the disciples entered Meng Po Hall laughing and joking as usual. They found their seats in small groups and went to the counter to get food and rice.

On the summit of life and death, food is always abundant, and today is no exception.

The braised beef is juicy and lean, the fish-flavored shredded pork is bright and rich, the farmer’s crispy pork is golden and crispy, and the minced pepper fish meat is red and attractive.The disciples hurriedly grabbed their favorite food and lined up to ask the kitchen master to add an extra spoonful of sweet and sour pork ribs, pour some marinade on the rice, or add some spicy oil.

The fastest runners are always the disciples of Elder Lucun. The little guy at the head of the team has a big pimple on his nose, but he is still thinking about Mapo Tofu.He skillfully carried the wooden tray to the last cabinet and said without raising his eyes: “Master, I want a bowl of tofu.”

The master had long, white fingers and handed him a plate full of tofu.

However, it’s not the Mapo Tofu he’s familiar with.Instead, it was a plate of strange food that was burnt black in color and had indiscernible ingredients.

The disciple was surprised: “What is this?”

“Boiled tofu with green vegetables.”

The crowd in Meng Potang was abuzz, but the disciple didn’t pay attention to the voice of the other person. Instead, he said angrily: “Are you making alchemy? Can this be called green vegetables and tofu? I don’t want it anymore, you take it back!”

While cursing, he went to glare at the cook, but when he saw the person standing behind the cupboard, the disciple screamed in fright and almost knocked over the tray.

“Elder Yu, Yu Heng!”

“Yeah.”

The disciple almost cried: “No, what did I mean? I didn’t mean that just now. I…”

“Since you don’t want to eat it, take it back.” Allen Chu said expressionlessly, “Don’t waste it.”

The disciple stiffly picked up the plate, handed it to Chu Wanning stiffly, and then left with hands and feet.

After a while, everyone knew that the person standing in front of the last cupboard was Elder Yu Heng, so Meng Potang, which was originally bustling, suddenly became silent.

The disciples were like snarling dogs, lining up in a queue, hurriedly serving the dishes, respectfully coming to the cabinet at the end, stumbling to say hello to the elder, and then stumbling away.

“Hello, Elder Yuheng.”

“Yeah.”

“Good day, Elder Yuheng.”

“Good day.”

“Elder Yuheng has worked hard.”

“…”

The disciples were very disciplined and cautious, so Chu Wanning accepted the nervous greetings from every disciple, but no one dared to easily try to cook tofu with vegetables in the pot.

Slowly, the team became shorter and shorter, and the food in front of other chefs was almost finished. Only Chu Wanning was still full of food, and the pot of food was cold, and there was still no one interested.

Chu Wanning’s face was calm, but his heart was a little complicated.He finally took a shower all morning…

At this time, three of his direct disciples came.Xue Meng is still wearing silver-blue light armor, neatly organized.he leaned over excitedly: “Master! How are you? Does the wound still hurt?”

Allen Chu was very calm: “It doesn’t hurt.”

Xue Meng: “That, that’s good.”

Allen Chu glanced at he and suddenly asked: “Do you eat tofu?”

Xue Meng: “…”

The author has something to say: Chu Wanning: Do you eat tofu?

Disciple A: No, I won’t eat.

Allen Chu: Do you eat tofu?

Disciple B: I’m allergic to wowowo tofu!

Allen Chu: Do you eat tofu?

Xue Meng: What!…(suddenly blushing) I am a straight man!Me, how can I eat Master’s tofu!

Chu Wanning: …What are you thinking about? Go to Qingtian Palace to think about it!Get out now!Don’t hang out with Mo Weiyu in the future!(Turning the table angrily)