[R18] Erha and he’s white cat master – Chapter 27 of “Erha and He’s White Cat Master” [English]

Chapter 27 Let me cook you a bowl of noodles

Allen Chu has completely fainted.

It’s also my fault that I was too fascinated and unsuspecting at the pinnacle of life and death, that I didn’t even notice that someone was approaching.

What’s going on?Where did the child come from?Ah, it seems to be that Mo… What is Mo?Ink burning?Ink cooking?Ink…fish?

He adjusted his expression and skillfully controlled his expression in a “keep away from strangers” state. The surprise and panic in Feng’s eyes were quickly wiped away by He, who showed his usual sharpness and meanness.

“You——”

Just as he was about to open his mouth to scold her out of habit, his hand was suddenly caught.

Chu Wanning was stunned.

In all his life, no one has ever dared to grab his wrist casually.For a moment, he froze in place with a dark face, not knowing how to respond.

Pull it out and give him a slap in the face?

…I feel that with the word “indecent”, it is no different from a woman.

Then pull it out without slapping him?

…Does it look like you are too talkative?

Allen Chu hesitated for a long time without making any move, but the young man smiled and said: “What is this on your hand? It looks good. Can you teach me how to do this? They have introduced themselves, and you haven’t spoken yet. Which elder are you? Hey, does your head hurt from the hit you just had?”

With so many questions thrown at him, Chu Wanning felt that his head didn’t hurt just now, but now it hurts.

My brain is about to burst…

When he was irritated, the golden light in his hand floated slightly, and when he saw Tianwen, he was about to respond to the call. The other elders were horrified and moved – is Chu Wanning crazy?This Mr. Mo dares to smoke?

But his hand was suddenly held by Mo Ran.

At this time, both hands fell into the hands of the young man. Mo Ran was not aware of the danger. He pulled him and stood in front of him. He raised his face and said with a smile: “My name is Mo Ran. I don’t know anyone here, but based on your face, I like you the most. Otherwise, I will worship you as my teacher?”

This result was unexpected, and the people around him were even more horrified. Several elders’ faces looked chapped.

Elder Xuanxuan: “Huh?”

Elder Pojun: “Wow!”

Elder Qisha: “Oh?”

Discipline Elder: “Uh…”

Elder Greedy Wolf: “Oh, that’s ridiculous.”

Elder Lucun was the girliest, with curly hair and peach blossoms in his eyes: “Oh, this young man is so brave. He is truly a hero. He even dares to touch Elder Yuheng’s butt.”

“…I beg you, can you please stop saying something so disgusting?” Qisha said in disgust.

Lu Cun rolled his eyes gracefully and hummed: “Well, let’s put it politely. A true hero comes from a young man, and even dares to touch Elder Yu Heng’s buttocks.”

Qisha: “…” Just kill him and forget it.

Among all the elders, the most popular one is Elder Xuanxuan, who is as gentle as jade. His spells are easy to learn and he is a humble gentleman. Most of the disciples in the Peak of Death and Life worship under his sect.

Chu Wanning originally thought that this Mo Ran should be no exception. Even if it is not Xuanxuan, it should be a lively and active Pojun. Anyway, no one’s turn will be his.

But Mo Ran stood so close in front of him, with a kind of intimacy and affection that was unfamiliar to him on his face. He was like a clown who was suddenly selected, and he was in a hurry for no reason.

Chu Wanning only knows how to deal with “awe”, “fear” and “disgust”. As for “like”, it is too difficult.

He immediately rejected Mo Ran without even thinking about it.

The young man froze where he was. Under his long eyelashes, there was a hint of loneliness and unwillingness in his eyes.he lowered his head, thought for a long time, and suddenly whispered unreasonably: “It’s you anyway.”

Allen Chu: “…”

The Lord was watching with interest. He couldn’t help but smile and asked: “Ah Ran, do you know who he is?”

“He didn’t tell me, how do I know who he is.”

“Haha, if you don’t know who he is, why do you want him?”

Mo Ran still held Chu Wanning’s hand, turned his head, and said to the Lord with a smile: “Because he looks the gentlest and the best to talk.”

In the darkness, Allen Chu suddenly opened his eyes, feeling dizzy.

…what a ghost.

He didn’t know what was wrong with Mo Ran’s eyes at that time, but he actually felt that he was gentle.Don’t say he, the whole life and death knew about it at that time, and they all paid affectionate greetings to Mr. Mo Ran with the eyes of “look at this silly boy”.

Chu Wanning raised his hand and held up his faintly beating forehead.

Shoulder pain, confusion, hunger, dizziness.

This seems to be a sleepless night.

He sat in a daze on the bed for a while, sat up, and was about to light a stick of incense and calm down, when suddenly there was a knock on the door again.

The ink is still burning outside.

Allen Chu: “…”

He didn’t agree, didn’t say get in or get out.

But this time, the door opened on its own.

Allen Chu looked up gloomily.However, the match that had been struck in his hand was hovering in the air, but did not touch the incense. After a while, it went out.

Chu Wanning said: “Get out.”

The ink burned and rolled in.

He held a bowl of steaming hot noodles in his hand, fresh from the pot.

This time it’s a little simpler, there aren’t so many fancy noodles, the mellow white noodle soup is sprinkled with chopped green onion and white sesame seeds, small pieces of ribs, green vegetables, and a slightly browned poached egg.

Allen Chu was very hungry, but he still had no expression on his face. He glanced at his face, then at Mo Ran, and turned his face away without speaking.

Mo Ran put the noodles on the table and said softly: “I asked the chef in the store to make another bowl.”

Chu nightning lowered his eyes.

Sure enough, Mo Ran will not do it himself.

“Eat some.” Mo Ran said, “There is no spicy food in this bowl, no beef, and no bean sprouts.”

After saying that, he exited and closed the door for Chu Wanning.

He apologizes for Chu Wanning’s injury.

But that can only go so far.

In the room, Allen Chu was leaning against the window, wondering what he was thinking.He folded his arms and stared at the bowl of pork ribs noodles from a distance until the heat of the noodles dissipated and finally became cold with no heat.

He finally walked over and sat down, picked up the chopsticks, picked up the cold or even soaked pasta, and started eating slowly.

The case of evil spirits in Chen’s house has been closed.

The next day, they picked up the fostered black horse from the post house and returned to the sect along the way they came.

In the streets, tea stalls and restaurants, people in Caidie Town are all talking about the affairs of Chen Yuan’s family.

In this small town, such a scandal actually broke out, which was enough for the townspeople to talk about it for a whole year.

“I really didn’t expect that Mr. Chen had already married Miss Luo behind closed doors. Hey, Miss Luo is so pitiful.”

“If you ask me, if the Chen family hadn’t become rich suddenly, this kind of thing wouldn’t have happened. It’s true that men can’t have money. Once they have money, they can flood the whole city with bad things.”

One man was not happy and said, “Mr. Chen, it’s not like you are taking any chances. This is all your parents’ fault. Mr. Chen is such a bastard. From now on, all the children he will have will have no buttholes.”

Someone else said: “The dead are pitiful, but what about the living? Look at the Chen Yao family, the daughter of Yao, I look at her as the most unjust one. That black-hearted old mother of the Chen family deceived the eldest daughter of this family, tell me, what should she do now?”

“Marry again.”

The man rolled his eyes and sneered: “Marry again? Are you here to marry me?”

The mud-legged guy who was being teased bared his teeth and said with a smile, “If the woman in my nest agrees, I’ll marry her. Miss Yao is so pretty, I don’t think she’s a widow.”

“Bah, the toad wants to eat the swan meat.”

Mo Ran sat on the horse, his ears pricked up, and he listened energetically to the left and looked to the right.If Chu Wanning hadn’t closed his eyes, frowned, and written the words “extremely noisy” on his forehead, Mo Ran might have wanted to go over and join the villagers.

Walking side by side, we finally left the main city and arrived at the suburbs.

The teacher suddenly let out a sigh and pointed in the distance: “Master, look over there.”

In front of the destroyed earthen temple of the Ghost Master, there was a large group of farmers in brown clothes, busy moving bricks and stones. It seemed that they were planning to repair the damaged earthen temple and reshape the body of the Ghost Master.

The teacher said worriedly: “Master, the ghost master of ceremonies is gone, and we have created a new one. Will this one become a fairy again and do evil?”

Allen Chu: “I don’t know.”

“How about we go and persuade them?”

Chu Wanning: “The custom of underworld marriage in Caidie Town has been going on for several generations, how can you and I persuade it with just a few words? Let’s go.”

Saying that, he rode on light hooves and rode away from the dust.

It was already evening when we returned to the summit of life and death.

Chu Wanning said to the two apprentices in front of the mountain gate: “You go to the Danxin Palace to state the story, and I will go to the Discipline Court.”

Mo Ran was puzzled and asked: “Why go to the Discipline Court?”

The teacher looked worried: “…”

Chu Wanning had no expression: “Receive the punishment.”

Although the emperor committed the same crime as the common people, which emperor would be imprisoned for killing someone?The same goes for the world of cultivation.

If an elder violates the precepts, he is guilty of the same crime as his disciples – in most sects, this is just an empty statement.

In fact, it was an elder who violated the precepts. It would be nice if he could write a book of guilt. What fool would really accept the punishment and receive a meal with a willow cane or dozens of sticks?

So after listening to Chu Wanning’s self-expression, the Discipline Elder’s face turned green.

“No, Elder Yuheng, did you really…really hit the client?”

Allen Chu said lightly: “Yeah.”

“You are too…”

Chu nightning raised his eyelids and glanced at he gloomily, and the discipline elder shut up.

“This is a precept, according to the law, a staff of two hundred, a penalty of kneeling in the Yama Hall for seven days, and a three-month ban.” Chu Wanning said, “I have no excuse and voluntarily accept the punishment.”

Discipline Elder: “…”

He looked around, hooked his fingers, and the door of the Discipline Court was closed with a bang. There was silence all around, except for He and the two of them standing opposite each other.

Allen Chu: “What do you mean?”

“Well, Elder Yu Heng, it’s not like you don’t know that no matter how much it controls things like commandments, they shouldn’t have to do with you. This matter is behind closed doors. God knows and the earth knows, you know and I know, so let’s forget it. If I beat you and the Lord knows about it, why don’t you worry about me?”

Chu Wanning was too lazy to talk nonsense with him, and simply said: “I discipline others according to the law, and I should discipline myself according to the law.”

As he spoke, he knelt down in front of the hall, facing the commandment plaque.

“You punish me.”

The author has something to say: About how the new title came about.

Me: I want to change the name to “Erha and he’s Satsuma Master”.

Friend:…Satsuma?Isn’t Satsuma a smiling angel?Master is a smiling angel?Will he smile?

Me: …seems to make sense.

Friend: Cat.

So it became “Er Ha and He’s White Cat Master”. When I typed these words, my mind kept thinking oh oh oh, Black Cat Sheriff, oh oh oh, Black Cat Sheriff~ = =

You can open a small theater with anthropomorphic animals in the future~

The big white cat Master, the fox dog Master Mo, the husky Mo Ran, the little peacock Xue Meng~