104 Chapter 103 of “Blessing from Heavenly Official”

☆, Chapter 103 The vernacular immortals celebrate and mourn

Thanks for the pity: “How?”

Mingyi made a “pop” sound and fell face down on the altar, seemingly unconscious.

On the other side, Shi Qingxuan was silent and shed two lines of tears.

“…”

Xie Lian hesitated and said: “Two adults, how are you doing? Can you cheer up and comment on it in words?”

Shi Qingxuan came back to his senses, wiped away his tears, grabbed his hand, shook it hard, and said vaguely: “…His Royal Highness.”

Xie Lian held him back and said, “What?”

Shi Qingxuan opened his tongue and was speechless. For a long time, with tears streaming down his face, he pushed Mingyi and said: “Brother Ming…Brother Ming! Brother Ming, what’s wrong with you? Cheer up and wake up!”

Mingyi lay motionless on the table.Shi Qingxuan always couldn’t stand others not responding to him. He pushed harder and harder, and finally choked the other person and shook him.Xie Lian couldn’t stand it any longer and couldn’t help but remind him: “Master Feng Master, why don’t you put down your broom first so that you can talk to me.”

Shi Qingxuan pinched the broom, turned around and said loudly: “Ah? What did you say, Your Highness? I can’t hear you clearly!”

Xie Lian had no choice but to shout into his ear: “Lord Wind Master! What you have in your hand is not Lord Earth Master. Lord Earth Master is over here, over here!”

At this time, Mingyi sat up suddenly.He actually regained his male appearance in an instant, his face was ashen, and he said straight away: “I have a demon in my heart. Please help me get rid of it.”

A spoonful of soup could actually bring out the inner demons. Xie Lian was shocked and mumbled: “…No way…”

Shi Qingxuan pointed at Mingyi, his eyes widened and said: “Wait a minute, you! What kind of monster are you, dare to play tricks in front of this Feng Master? Where’s Brother Ming, let me cover you, let’s take him down together first.” As he said this, he grabbed the broom with one hand and used the other hand to pull out the Feng Master Fan.If this fan goes down, the entire roof will definitely fly away immediately. Xie Lian quickly went up to hug him and said: “You can’t do it. You two adults, please wake up, okay!”

“Hahahaha hehehehehehehehehehehehehehe…”

Qi Rong was beating the ground outside the door and laughing loudly, cursing: “You deserve it! Dog Officer! Go to heaven! Have fun! Relieve your anger!”

The two priests in the room were swaying around and moaning.Huacheng folded his arms and leaned against the wall. He thanked him for looking at him, and then looked at the wind master and earth master who were curled up on the ground with their heads in their hands. He whispered: “Is it because the water was added or there was too little… How could the reaction be greater than Qi Rong’s?”

Huacheng raised his eyebrows and said: “I think it’s pretty good. It’s a matter of their taste. It’s a common thing.”

Xie Lian has never thought about what Qi Rong eats on weekdays and what the priests eat on weekdays.Comparing the two, the priests felt a greater gap and stimulation, and their reactions were naturally more intense.Of course, he never thought about whether there was anything more after the pot passed Hua Cheng’s hand.

Feeling depressed and guilty, he gave Shi Qingxuan and Mingyi a full seven or eight bowls of water each before the two priests slowly woke up.Although his complexion was still as blue as Qi Rong’s and his eyes were straight, his mind was at least clear and his speech was clear.The only minor problem is that Shi Qingxuan still can’t stop crying and bites his tongue from time to time when talking, but it’s nothing serious.

After a lot of fuss, the four of them finally sat down neatly around the altar.

Mingyi was still lying face down on the table, motionless, like a dead body.Xie Lian said seriously: “Master Feng Master, you just said that you want to ask me for help with something very important. What is it?”

Shi Qingxuan, who looked haggard, threw a soundproofing spell on the door to make sure that no one outside could hear, and then said in a hoarse voice: “…That’s it. Ahem, cough. Your Highness, your highness, has lived in seclusion in the city. You have been practicing in the world for eight hundred years. You have seen many things while traveling. You must have encountered many monsters, right?”

Xie Lian crossed his hands and said: “I have encountered some.”

Shi Qingxuan said: “Then I would like to ask, have you… ever met the ‘Vernacular Immortal’?”

Xie Lian was startled and said: “Wedding banquet and mourning, a vernacular immortal?”

Shi Qingxuan lowered his voice and said: “Exactly!”

Suddenly, Xie Lian felt a chill, and a whoosh of cold air rushed up his back.

At the same time, there seemed to be someone in his ear, sneering softly and humming a weird little tune.

The warm and bright little Bodhisattva Temple, which originally had sunlight leaking in from the windows and broken holes, dimmed at some point, as if it was shrouded in a huge shadow.And Xie Lian’s limbs are getting colder and colder, as cold as iron.

“…”

“…”

“…”

Xie Lian couldn’t help but wrapped her clothes tightly, and felt that it was necessary to speak directly, saying: “I want to ask…who is laughing? Who is singing? Who is blowing the air conditioner behind my back? Who made the room so dark?”

Shi Qingxuan wiped his tears and said: “Oh, it’s all me. It’s a little spell I cast, don’t pay attention to it, just to make it more atmospheric.”

The other three people at the altar were speechless.After a long while, he held his forehead with thanks and said helplessly: “… Mr. Wind Master, otherwise, it’s better not to blow this cold wind. In this weather, everyone doesn’t wear much. And in fact, the atmosphere was originally good, but you manually added cold wind and music… but it ruined it all.”

Shi Qingxuan said: “Ah? Is that so?” Then he waved his hand and removed the cold wind blowing behind the four people, and said, “But the room is still so dark. I will light a candle to make it feel better.” After that, he took out a candle and lit it.The dim firelight illuminated the two snow-white faces and the two white-tinged faces. It was indeed very atmospheric and full of feeling. It would probably make Qi Rong outside the room scared to death.

The other three didn’t want to say anything. Huacheng leaned back and Mingyi kept his body straight.Xie Lian rubbed his brows and said: “Go on… Where did you just say it? The Vernacular Immortal. You have already said that you are a bad-mouthed person. When you say the Vernacular Immortal, I haven’t realized what it is.”

Shi Qingxuan was shocked and said: “Your Highness, you are so brave. It’s not good to call him that!”

Although the vernacular immortal is called “immortal”, people call it “immortal” just for the sake of saving face, for fear of making the name unpleasant. If it knows about it, it will come to look good on you.In fact, everyone wants to call it a rotten-mouthed fairy, a rotten-mouthed monster, the more ugly the better.Because it is so abominable.

Yes, ordinary monsters and ghosts are scary at best, but they are “abominable”.Because it likes to suddenly come out and pour cold water on a person when he is happy.Just imagine, a couple gets married, and something like this appears at the wedding banquet. After drinking the wedding wine, it suddenly says: “It won’t be long before you two are separated!” Or, when someone gets promoted, it suddenly appears and says amidst the congratulations of everyone: “In a few years, you will be in jail!”

If it entangles a person, it will follow him like a shadow and bind tightly, constantly issuing the exact opposite curse when that person’s happy event comes.You can imagine how hateful it is.Especially for those who are very taboo about bad omens, encountering this thing will be extremely frustrating.No one wants to be entangled with this kind of thing, but if they do, they can only admit that they are unlucky, because no one has figured out how it picks people up.

It seemed that Shi Qingxuan was very afraid of this thing, but Xie Lian didn’t take it seriously and said: “It’s okay. There is nothing to be afraid of.”

To be precise, this thing is afraid of him.Shi Qingxuan came to his senses and said: “It seems that you have encountered His Royal Highness? Is it possible for this kind of thing to be completely obliterated?”

After pondering for a moment, he thanked him and said, “I did encounter two of them many years ago, but they never appeared again. I don’t know if they were completely wiped out, but based on my experience, it’s not too difficult to deal with them.”

Shi Qingxuan said happily: “Two? You have dealt with both of them?! Then I have really found the right person! What is the situation?”

Xie Lian then talked about it. The first thing is this: many years ago, Xie Lian passed by a small town, and a wealthy businessman sent his daughter to study in the imperial city.Because he felt that his daughter was living up to her expectations, he publicized it in a big way and was beaming with joy.Unexpectedly, great joy can lead to sorrow. At the farewell banquet, a voice suddenly said loudly: “Your daughter will overturn the car on the road and fall to her death on the cliff!”

The wealthy businessman was furious on the spot and wanted to grab the person who spoke, but after the person finished speaking, he got under the table and disappeared out of thin air.

Now, everyone was scared.It just so happened that Xie Lian had collected the rags from this family that day, had some leftover food, and was about to take it back. When he heard about this, he knew what he had attracted, so he told the wealthy businessman not to worry.He asked the wealthy businessman to hire more than twenty guards, and together with himself, he carefully brought the young lady to the imperial city safely and waited beside her for a while.A month later, the young lady won first place in a beauty contest, and the opportunity came.

That night, everyone held a banquet to celebrate the young lady at a restaurant in the imperial city. Sure enough, another voice said in the crowd: “You will be…”

As soon as he heard this, Xie Lian immediately grabbed the thing hidden in the crowd and pinched its throat to prevent it from saying those words.Then he locked its body with a talisman, beat it violently, and then asked someone to get a carriage and drove it wildly on the cliff. When it came to a corner, it cut off the reins and let the cart carry it down the cliff, fulfilling its own curse on others.

The other three said: “That’s it?”

Xie Lian said: “That’s it. To deal with the rotten… well, the Baihua Immortal. There are three ways to deal with the Baihua Immortal: First, don’t let it speak, and pinch it before it opens. This can be prevented for a while, but it cannot be prevented forever. It is impossible to prevent it.

“Second, if it speaks, don’t let the object it curses hear.Anyone who hears words cursing themselves when they are happy will inevitably have a sense of fear, and this thing feeds and takes pleasure in this fear.The more scared you are, the happier it is, and if you are really scared by it and lose your mind, as it said, and messed up what you were doing, its magic power will increase by leaps and bounds.But unless you are deaf, you will hear someday.In fact, even deaf people may not be able to escape, because some people pierced both of their ears to escape this thing, but it still didn’t work.

“On the other hand, if you ignore it no matter how it curses or pours cold water on you, it will be helpless to do anything to you. Therefore, the most effective way is the third way: let yourself have many happy events and not take it seriously at all. Whether it says it or not, it will be heard.Just forget about it.Make yourself stronger and don’t follow the tragic future it presets for you.In the end, it will not get any pleasure from you, and it will probably just lurk temporarily, waiting for the next opportunity.”

Although this third method is the most effective, it is also the most difficult to achieve. After all, who in the world can truly have a heart as solid as a stone and not be affected by it?The more Shi Qingxuan listened, the more he frowned and said, “What about the second time? Did you solve it the same way the second time?”

Xie Lian said: “The second time, it may not be of much use to others. After all, the situation is special.”

“What special method?”

Thanks for the pity: “It’s me it’s looking for.”

The author has something to say: Those who can’t catch up can go back to the previous chapter and read it. I made up 600 words yesterday.

The wind master comes with its own BGM and blower!

Yesterday, I updated the Little Black Room. At night, I curiously clicked on an extra button. Who knew it was a voice reading, and then it kept reciting the content of this chapter, and I was locked in it and couldn’t turn it off.Qi Rong originally laughed like “Hahahahahahahaha”, but later I couldn’t help but change it to “Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha”. After listening to it, I muted the sound.