101 “Blessing from Heavenly Official” Chapter 100

☆Chapter 100 It’s inappropriate to laugh or cry at random

Even if Lan Chang said “You are the one who killed me” at this time, the effect would not be more shocking than this sentence.

Xie Lian was knocked unconscious by her on the spot and said: “Me?!”

Jun Wu’s hand holding his forehead on the throne above seemed to slip.The priests were silent for a moment, and then all looked at him. Jun Wu straightened his hands again, and continued to hold his forehead in this deep posture.All the priests looked at Xie Lian again.

Is it finally here? The much-anticipated third demotion!

Xie Lian felt that the whole earth in his heart was trembling, and he swallowed the phrase “I won’t do it” that was out of habit and was about to break through his teeth.

This is just a casual excuse, not something to be used at a time like this.Moreover, there is a widely circulated joke summary in the Heavenly Court about the attitudes of the war gods towards “women”: Feng Xin stayed away from women when he saw them; Lang Qianqiu blushed when he saw women; Mu Qing refused to see ugly women; Pei Su didn’t know what he was thinking when he saw the expression behind a woman; Quan Yizhen didn’t have women in his mind at all; Pei Ming was full of women.If he had shouted it out, he would probably be added to the summary in the future.Xie Lian said sincerely, “Miss Lan Chang, please calm down. This is absolutely not the case.”

Lan Chang’s eyes were as wide as a copper bell and said: “Yes. It’s you, His Highness the Crown Prince of Xianle Kingdom!”

“…”

Although this woman died later than the time of his ascension, which is roughly correct, but whether Xie Lian has seen her or not, can he still not know?Amidst the whispers all around, Xie Lian calmed down and said seriously: “Girl, although I am not a saint, I still know how to be single-minded. If I don’t really love someone, I will never go beyond the boundaries with this person. If there is, even if I sell pots, sell iron, collect rags, and perform on the street to support my family, I don’t want to let this person suffer any injustice. This is the Shenwu Palace, so don’t talk nonsense.”

Shi Qingxuan also said: “If it was really His Highness the Crown Prince who did such a thing, why would he take the initiative to bring this ghost sister up to confront him? How could this girl Lan Chang not recognize him until now? Just thinking about it, I know something is wrong.”

Something was obviously wrong.However, when there is excitement to watch, people don’t care whether you are right or not, and everyone has reservations.Some priests also made wild guesses: “Is it possible that this is the case? Is it possible that His Highness the Crown Prince has lost his memory, so he does not remember what he has done?”

“To be honest, I believe that he is so brave that he thinks that people no longer recognize him after eight hundred years.”

Xie Lian was speechless and reminded: “In order to prove an incredible thing and fabricate another even more incredible thing, is this idea a bit dangerous?”

Fengxin seemed to want to say something over there, but paused as if he couldn’t confirm it, and finally didn’t say anything.Junwu coughed slightly and said, “Xianle, how many gold belts did you have in total before?”

Xie Lian covered his forehead and said: “…That’s too many. At least ten…”

Mu Qing said calmly: “More than forty. Each pattern has a different color.”

As soon as the words came out, he felt that it was inappropriate and stopped talking, because someone immediately remembered that Mu Qing had been Xie Lian’s personal attendant, and was responsible for Xie Lian’s daily life, so he knew such details well.The priests thought to themselves that there were more than forty gold belts alone. His Royal Highness was really not an ordinary extravagant and delicate person back then.Not only others, but also Xie Lian was ashamed when he thought about it. At that time, he changed a set of Chinese clothes every day, and the matching of his belt also changed according to the clothes. Unlike now, he only has three sets of clothes that he washes and wears repeatedly throughout the year. These three sets of clothes are all the same. Just looking at them, he must have thought that he was so poor that he only had one piece of clothing to wear.Jun Wu said again: “Do you still remember where you put it?”

Xie Lian and Feng Xin both choked secretly.

Xie Lian rubbed his brows and said: “Ahem, I don’t remember much. After all, they were all from more than 800 years ago, and I don’t know where they were scattered.”

Not only was it because of missing things, but the main reason was that he and Feng Xin often pawned things when they were in a hurry.I’ve done it so much that I really can’t remember if I even have a belt.Although Feng Xin didn’t have the heart to discuss this topic, he still said: “If you can get this golden belt, you may have given it to someone, or you may have picked it up.”

Junwu seemed to have little hope that Xie Lian would remember it, and said: “Xianle, I remember that the technique you practice requires you to maintain the body of a child. Otherwise, your magic power will be greatly reduced.”

Thanks for the pity: “Yes.”

Shi Qingxuan said casually: “Wow, when I looked at His Royal Highness, I felt that he must have cultivated like this, and it is true. If this is the case, let alone having children with him, he probably has never held hands with anyone.”

Just as Xie Lian was about to blurt out “Yes”, a pale and slender hand suddenly appeared in his mind. Covered by a bright red kerchief, it looked as cold as jade, with a thin red thread tied to the third finger.This “yes” is stuck in the throat and cannot come out.Everyone in the palace was staring at him, and it was obvious at a glance that this card meant “no”!

However, “I haven’t held hands”, this line is too low, even if I have held hands, it won’t matter.Shi Qingxuan immediately changed his words: “Even if I hold hands, I must have never even kissed anyone.”

Xie Lian wanted to say “yes” again, but this time, strings of water bubbles like crystal beads suddenly appeared in front of his eyes, and the crystals scattered. After that, there was a face with closed eyes, extremely handsome, and a small beauty point above the forehead, which was very beautiful.

This time, not only did he not squeeze out a word, but his whole face turned red.

“…”

“…”

“…”

All the priests in the hall understood instantly, and there was a lot of dry coughing.Shi Qingxuan began to regret it. He hit his head with a fan and quietly channeled Xie Lian and said, “Your Highness, I’m sorry. I just wanted to convince everyone that you are truly celibate. I didn’t expect you to be otherwise. It turns out that you have had this kind of experience and you can’t tell!”

The words “I didn’t expect you weren’t” shattered Xie Lian’s strength.He replied with difficulty: “Stop talking, it was an accident…”

Jun Wu clenched his hands into fists and put them in front of his mouth, coughed harder and said, “That’s good. You haven’t violated the ban in these years, right?”

Xie Lian finally breathed a sigh of relief and said: “Yes.”

Jun Wudao: “That’s easy to do. I have a sword here called ‘Yan Zhen’. There is a strange method. The boy’s blood flows on it without leaving any traces. It becomes brighter and brighter as it is washed. Take a drop of blood and you will know after it drops.”

Although Jun Wu’s hobby of collecting all kinds of strange and strange swords has been known to everyone for many years, the priests still secretly said in their hearts: “Why do you have so many messy swords? What are you doing with them…”

Xie Lian felt that this situation was really inexplicable, and just wanted to end it quickly. As soon as Lingwen took out the slim “Yan Zhen” sword, he immediately raised his hand and scratched the blade.Countless pairs of eyes stared at this side, Shi Qingxuan clapped his hands and said: “Okay. The case has been solved!”

The blood beads slid across the blade, leaving no trace.With such irrefutable evidence, everyone had to disperse, saying: “Ah, so that’s it.” “Who is it then?” They were all uninterested and slightly disappointed.

Lingwen said politely: “Girl, please tell me honestly, which priest it is. If the fetal spirit in your belly has been so restless and you have no power, I am afraid that only your father, who is related to him by blood, can teach him gently. I…”

Unexpectedly, before she finished speaking, Lan Chang pointed at Lingwen again and said, “You! That person is you!”

“…”

Lingwen: “???”

Lingwen, who had probably just arrived from the temple to attend the meeting, was a male prime minister, and was suddenly identified by Lan Chang as the father of the child. His face was inexplicable and shocked.All the priests squirted.Pei Ming said: “Jie Qing, after you have finished approving the official document, go down to find a girl to give you a child, hahahahahahaha…”

This is probably the so-called retribution in this world.Lingwen shook his head and declined Shi Wudu’s act of kindness to send a red envelope to his “nephew”. He regained his composure and said, “I haven’t finished the approval yet, so I don’t have time.”

After making such a fuss and suspecting several people, naturally no one would believe it again.Feng Xin couldn’t stand it any longer and said angrily: “I understand. This female ghost is completely crazy. She is here to mess around and make trouble deliberately.”

Lan Chang smiled, looking more and more like a crazy woman in the world.If this continues, who knows if she will be the one to accuse her next. The gods also changed their tune and said, “Yeah, who knows if she stole that golden belt…”

“To be honest, I have more than one golden belt. I’m not sure how many I have, and I can’t remember if I have kept them all properly.”

Lan Chang, however, refused to give in. She put her hands on her hips and said, “Why, do you want to leave now? It’s too late! There’s no way! It’s you, it’s you, it’s you!”

With this posture, Ganqing was pointing randomly without even looking at it. Even Mingyi, who was standing silently in the corner, chewing something unknown in his cheeks with a look of indifference and concentration on his face, was forced to recognize his father. The whole hall was in a panic, and they all pushed away: “Pull it down, pull it down!” “Don’t let her talk nonsense!” “Sister, the girl I like is not like you, don’t falsely accuse me!” “It’s really inappropriate!”

Jun Wu waved his hand, and a young priest came in and took Lan Chang down.She was dragged out of the Divine Martial Palace, still laughing loudly along the way. Only then did all the priests in the palace stand back to their original positions with lingering fear and headaches.At first, everyone thought it was nothing to do with themselves and just watched the fun, but now I wonder if a shit basin will be thrown at me unexpectedly. Maybe the next time my new play comes to the human world, there will be a female ghost lover with heavy makeup and a ghost fetus with countless murders. Feeling the crisis, they all threw their hands and said: “There is no way to investigate this matter!”

“I think there is something wrong with her brain. No need to check, it’s a waste of time, just shut her down.”

“It’s also very possible that he was sent by the ghost world to muddy the waters.”

Xie Lian disagreed and said: “On the way here, this girl Lan Chang was clearly normal and sober. How could she become like this as soon as she arrived at Shenwu Palace? I’m afraid it can’t be explained by just saying ‘crazy’.”

So, they were divided into two groups again, and after a debate, the conclusion was still “look again, look again” for thousands of years.After the meeting ended, he said goodbye to his teacher Qingxuan and verbally agreed to go out to play in a few days. Xie Lian walked out of the Shenwu Palace and sighed in his heart: “It is said that Lingwen Palace is inefficient, and there is nothing we can do about it. Every time there is a meeting to discuss something, there are countless twists and turns, and the final result is mostly mediocre. How can Lingwen Palace be vigorous and resolute?”

At this time, he felt someone following him behind him. When he turned around, he saw that it was Feng Xin, and he was slightly startled.Before even saying hello, Feng Xin quickly said in a low voice: “Be careful with Mu Qing.”

Xie Lian also lowered his voice and said: “Mu Qing?”

Feng Xin said: “The female ghost looked different when he entered the temple. She seemed a little afraid of him. I don’t pry into other people’s private affairs. Anyway, you should be on guard.” After that, he hurried away.Xie Lian stood there and waited until he was far away before slowly taking steps forward.

Although it is not easy to notice on the surface, Xie Lian has actually been secretly paying attention to the subtle expressions of each priest and Lan Chang’s reaction, and naturally he has not missed the one of Mu Qing.

However, he believed that the father of this fetus was unlikely to be Mu Qing.Xie Lian could not imagine that Mu Qing would do such a thing. In fact, Mu Qing was devoted to practicing martial arts and expanding the territory of believers. Moreover, he was practicing the same path as him, so he would not corrupt his cultivation with women.However, it should be true that Mu Qing knows Lan Chang.There were too few clues, so he shook his head and thanked Lian for going to heaven.

Although the fetal spirit has been subdued, and Lang Ying and Gu Zi are placed in a wealthy merchant house, where they have food and drink, so there is nothing to worry about, but it is not good for him to be away for a long time.The wealthy businessman didn’t see his figure for a long time, and he was probably going to murmur in his heart, so he thanked Lian and went straight to Bochi Town.As soon as the wealthy businessman saw him, he held his hands tightly and said excitedly: “Master! Master, master! You slept in my room last night, Mrs. Ru, and our door was locked. When you opened it in the morning, you couldn’t believe it and disappeared into thin air! Gao, it’s really too high! How about it? Did you catch the monster?”

Thanks for the pity: “We caught it. Don’t worry, it’s fine. How are the two children I took care of?”

The wealthy businessman seemed to have received an amnesty and said overjoyed: “You’re so good, so good! You don’t even have much to eat! Where is your Thousand Deng Temple, Taoist Master? I’m going to make a donation to fulfill my wish! From today on, I will be a nominal disciple of your temple, and no one can steal it from me!”

Xie Lian couldn’t laugh or cry.But after all, he has developed followers, and he is also a very wealthy believer. He is very happy and preaches to this wealthy businessman. He preaches to this wealthy businessman and warns him not to indulge in women in the future, to be single-minded, and to love his wife and family. Finally, he is asked to visit the Bodhisattva Temple on another day, and then he takes Lang Ying and Gu Zi and leaves.

The three of them returned to Bochi Village and arrived in front of Bodhisattva Temple. Xie Lian placed the sign asking for donations for dilapidated buildings in the temple in a more conspicuous place, secretly hoping that the wealthy businessman would see it when he came and push the door open.Unexpectedly, the moment I opened the door, I felt something was different in the room.

Entering the temple, it is indeed completely different.The floor of the house has been swept, the altar tables and chairs have been wiped, the sun dust has been swept away, and the pickled waste in the corners has also been cleaned up.It’s like being patronized by a snail girl, it’s too clean.

Because even Qi Rong is missing!

As soon as he disappeared, the whole room seemed to become spacious and bright, and even the air seemed to be a little fresher.And Gu Zi was holding the meat pie he brought back from the town in his arms. When he looked around and saw no one, he said anxiously: “Brother, where is my father?”

Thanks for turning around immediately.Before he could walk out of the door, he felt a dangerous cold light coming towards him. He pulled out Fangxin with his backhand and struck out with a sword.With a ‘clang’ sound, the cold light was immediately shot high into the air and landed dozens of feet away.

He drew his sword like lightning, and he sheathed it like lightning. His heart returned instantly, he let out a breath, and immediately felt puzzled: Why didn’t he make another move after that cold light?

Look at the cold light again. After being knocked away by him, it stuck crookedly on the ground in the distance.Looking at the curved arc of silver light from a distance, Xie Lian looked more and more familiar. He walked over with the two children, took a look, and squatted down quickly, saying: “This…isn’t this a bad fate.What’s wrong with you?”

Asking you what’s wrong with a knife is really a weird scene.Several farmers who walked by also gave Xie Lian strange looks and secretly poked each other’s elbows: “Look, look at this man, he is talking to a knife…” “I saw it, don’t worry about it and go quickly…” However, Xie Lian had to ask this, because the entire blade of the blade and the eye outlined by the silver line on the handle were trembling, as if suffering from a terminal illness, and the tremors were getting worse.Xie Lian couldn’t help but stretched out his hand and said, “Did I hurt you just now?”